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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1413882 times)

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #345 on: July 15, 2016, 02:02:08 pm »

We have Winged Hussars.
EOT.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #346 on: July 15, 2016, 02:03:30 pm »

>gorilla warfare
FIRE THE BANANAS
More like FIRE THE GORILLA CATAPULTS!
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #347 on: July 15, 2016, 02:59:23 pm »

There is no such thing as America.
There are only European colonies.

u wot m8
ill have you know we Americans are trained in gorilla warfare (especially the southern ones) and have an arsenal bigger than most of those European "countries" you're talking about

American arsenal is probably big enough to fill every metre of Belgium with twenty metre tall mountain of military gear.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #348 on: July 15, 2016, 03:07:20 pm »

We have Winged Hussars.
EOT.
We have winged huskies. Your move.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #349 on: July 15, 2016, 03:16:41 pm »

There is no such thing as America.
There are only European colonies.

u wot m8
ill have you know we Americans are trained in gorilla warfare (especially the southern ones) and have an arsenal bigger than most of those European "countries" you're talking about

American arsenal is probably big enough to fill every metre of Belgium with twenty metre tall mountain of military gear.
Hell, we had one dude in SC that had an estimated 10,000 guns in his *personal* arsenal. Enough to fill four 40-foot trailers. Guess it was like "Hoarders" meets "Duck Dynasty".
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« Reply #350 on: July 15, 2016, 03:22:31 pm »

I like the fact that the shotgun right there front and center has a gun lock on it.  It's nice to know that guy was practicing proper safe storage.
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« Reply #351 on: July 15, 2016, 03:24:05 pm »

As of last October, there were more privately-owned guns than there were people in the US. There are also more rifles in the hands of private American citizens than the combined military forces of the entire world.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #352 on: July 15, 2016, 04:04:29 pm »

There are also more rifles in the hands of private American citizens than the combined military forces of the entire world.

Which would probably be significant if artillery didn't exist.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #353 on: July 15, 2016, 04:10:50 pm »

In the news, Trump has chosen Indiana governor Mike Pence as his running mate. Pence and Trump don't exactly see eye to eye on a lot of issues, but it looks like an attempt to increase his appeal to the religious right part of the Republican base, who haven't been too pleased with him so far and may not have turned out in the numbers he needs otherwise.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #354 on: July 15, 2016, 04:14:08 pm »

Yes, it was noted but the conversation moved on to things that matter.  Well that are less unimportant.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #355 on: July 15, 2016, 05:58:30 pm »

There are also more rifles in the hands of private American citizens than the combined military forces of the entire world.

Which would probably be significant if artillery didn't exist.

Which would be significant if artillery had the capacity to hold or take ground.  Boots on the ground win wars, not fire support.
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« Reply #356 on: July 15, 2016, 06:13:13 pm »

We've missed some important developments at the Trump campaign.



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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #357 on: July 15, 2016, 06:14:39 pm »

There are also more rifles in the hands of private American citizens than the combined military forces of the entire world.

Which would probably be significant if artillery didn't exist.

Which would be significant if artillery had the capacity to hold or take ground.  Boots on the ground win wars, not fire support.
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I think the point being made was that it's all very well to say " we have more guns than there are soldiers in the world", but any modernised army would make mincemeat of them and their owners if they tried to be an army. Stick to rambling about the government wanting your AR-15 and mowing down wood at the range.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #358 on: July 15, 2016, 06:19:22 pm »

We also have more veterans than the rest of the world.  Your argument doesn't even make sense, an untrained person with a rifle is every bit as deadly to opposing forces, regardless of the equipment those forces field, they just don't make good soldiers.  What makes a good soldier is the capacity to act as part of an organized force with unified goals, not their ability to shoot straight.

Edit: If you recall Vietnam, a highly organized military fought a bunch of farmers with inadequate equipment and got their asses handed to them through extensive use of ambush tactics.  You don't have to be a professional to be effective.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #359 on: July 15, 2016, 06:32:31 pm »

Also the Chechen war is notable cos they flattened everything with artillery and that still didn't win the war
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