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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6240 on: October 09, 2016, 03:50:43 pm »

Guys, guys, guys.

The debate is approaching.

I genuinely don't know what's going to happen next. Like, no clue. What will Trump do? What will Clinton do? What will the audience do?
Clinton walks out on stage, pulls out a great big doobie and just starts blazing it so she is too calm to have a heart attack when Trump literally craps himself 15 minutes in.

She still has to be airlifted out after literally coughing up a lung from laughing too hard, bahahaha, hack hack, splut.

Hillary's lung goes on to win the debate handily.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6241 on: October 09, 2016, 03:52:37 pm »

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On the other hand, someone gently touching a woman's shoulder could easily turn into a successful conviction of sexual assault if the woman gets a good lawyer and turns up the waterworks in court.
Wait, you actually believe that myth?

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6242 on: October 09, 2016, 04:19:27 pm »

We've got an MRA on the board? Ugh, if you see one, there's probably a hundred more lurking around between the threads. Somebody get a fumigator, we have to get it now before the infestation spreads.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6243 on: October 09, 2016, 04:21:36 pm »

This thread is so predictable.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6244 on: October 09, 2016, 04:22:24 pm »

This thread is so predictable.

Yeah? Well you're predictable!
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6245 on: October 09, 2016, 04:23:34 pm »

Let's not turn the thread into a buzzword witchunt, we'll have plenty of time for that after the debate.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6246 on: October 09, 2016, 04:24:34 pm »

Let's not turn the thread into a buzzword witchunt, we'll have plenty of time for that after the debate.
Does that mean AmeriPol thread is a simulation of actual AmeriPol?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6247 on: October 09, 2016, 04:27:55 pm »

Let's not turn the thread into a buzzword witchunt, we'll have plenty of time for that after the debate.
Does that mean AmeriPol thread is a simulation of actual AmeriPol?
It all comes together.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6248 on: October 09, 2016, 04:32:28 pm »

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6249 on: October 09, 2016, 04:33:35 pm »

Fuck it, let's tie in the AI thread and ponder the question: is our buzzword witch hunt Turing complete?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6250 on: October 09, 2016, 04:52:07 pm »

Oh hey it's the impossible female standard.  I'm surprised we haven't seen much of it lately.
That would make a great comic book.

"Look out you filthy liberals, there'll be no progress on defeating gender inequality on this day, not as long as THE IMPOSSIBLE FEMALE STANDARD is here to stop you!"

Who does IFS fight?
Michelle Obama.

Daaaaamn, I wanna watch this movie.  Is her superpower bare arms?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6251 on: October 09, 2016, 04:55:17 pm »

Fuck it, let's tie in the AI thread and ponder the question: is our buzzword witch hunt Turing complete?

I already consider this my "Things that terrified you" thread.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6252 on: October 09, 2016, 04:58:14 pm »

Michelle Obama.

Daaaaamn, I wanna watch this movie.  Is her superpower bare arms?
She has that right!
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6253 on: October 09, 2016, 05:08:40 pm »

On the other hand, someone gently touching a woman's shoulder could easily turn into a successful conviction of sexual assault if the woman gets a good lawyer and turns up the waterworks in court.
And to stay safe from the false rape menace, you're currently living alone in a sealed concrete bunker thirty feet underground. Good for you!
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6254 on: October 09, 2016, 05:09:08 pm »

Michelle Obama.

Daaaaamn, I wanna watch this movie.  Is her superpower bare arms?
She has that right!
'Not so fast, Impossible Female Standard, you poor excuse for a 2-D character!'
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*Barbara, who can read the writing on the wall!*
*Laura, the only Bush that was actually a Texan!*
*Bill, ahyuh-huh, more like First Dude amirite?*
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"Do I like French to you?"
'Alright ladies, roll 'em up, we've all got the right... to bare arms!'
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