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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3930 on: September 11, 2016, 04:49:14 pm »

Not sure the dem party would actually end up better off if sanders was in office for four years, tbh. And biden's repeatedly said no. Maybe someone else would step up *shrugs*
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3931 on: September 11, 2016, 05:01:13 pm »

Trump: so yuge that he can be both candidates at once. All he needs to do during the debates is run back and forth between the podiums radically alternating between different political platforms.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3932 on: September 11, 2016, 05:02:01 pm »

Trump: so yuge that he can be both candidates at once. All he needs to do during the debates is run back and forth between the podiums radically alternating between different political platforms.

So the only change is that he's getting more exercise?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3933 on: September 11, 2016, 05:02:45 pm »

Guy couldn't run as a dem candidate at this point even if he wanted to anyway, iirc. Not too sure he'd live through trying, either, with his current support base.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3934 on: September 11, 2016, 05:03:12 pm »

Trump: so yuge that he can be both candidates at once. All he needs to do during the debates is run back and forth between the podiums radically alternating between different political platforms.

So the only change is that he's getting more exercise?

Yep. The plan is for him to have a massive heart attack on stage weeks before the election.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3935 on: September 11, 2016, 05:06:16 pm »

And thus do the Libertarians inherit the country. loose confederacy of states.

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3936 on: September 11, 2016, 05:09:57 pm »

Also, Hilary has been diagnosed with pneumonia.
Oh shit. This may be the blow that will actually end her run for President. In addition to reassuring all the pro-Trumpers about Clinton's poor health and figuratively punching everyone who was mocking them in the face, it will also force her to reduce her campaign activity, or suffer nasty health consequences.

And it came at 9/11, too! What an awful luck.
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« Reply #3937 on: September 11, 2016, 05:18:38 pm »

I think it depends on how fast she can recover. If she's still in bad shape when the debate roll around, than things could go really, really badly.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3938 on: September 11, 2016, 06:32:38 pm »

There have been presidents with serious health problems, though.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3939 on: September 11, 2016, 06:33:54 pm »

Yeah, like William Henry Harrison!

... wait, maybe not the best example.
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« Reply #3940 on: September 11, 2016, 06:42:07 pm »

Yeah, but being visibly sick will be really bad for how she looks in the debate, not to mention the actual effects of the disease. It might still be survivable, Trump being Trump, but I'm still hoping that she recovers before the debates start.
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« Reply #3941 on: September 11, 2016, 06:48:16 pm »

Yeah, like William Henry Harrison!

... wait, maybe not the best example.

I was thinking more along the lines of Eisenhower or FDR (although afaik FDR's health problems were never especially public until his death).
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« Reply #3942 on: September 11, 2016, 06:51:51 pm »

Her pneumonia was apparently diagnosed on Friday, so she's probably had it for a little while at least and this is the first we're seeing it visibly affect her. She is, by all accounts, a person of intense self-control, so I imagine chances are good she'll be at least visibly okay by debate time.

This'll inflame the conspiracy theorists, but they've been oh-so-worried about her health since at least the 2012 concussion, so it was inevitable that eventually something would come along to "prove" them right.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3943 on: September 11, 2016, 06:57:55 pm »

Trump: so yuge that he can be both candidates at once. All he needs to do during the debates is run back and forth between the podiums radically alternating between different political platforms.

So the only change is that he's getting more exercise?

Yep. The plan is for him to have a massive heart attack on stage weeks before the election.
If Trump has a heart attack, and Clinton's pneumonia becomes severe enough that she dies or is too incapacitated to serve as president, do we end up voting between vice presidents, or just immediately descend into civil war?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #3944 on: September 11, 2016, 07:31:56 pm »

Funny thing is that Reaper's Due was just added to Crusader Kings, and that largely added the concept of getting sick and having to decide if you want to stay in bed for a month or risk dying but also keep control of the state.
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