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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1424123 times)

Strife26

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15570 on: December 12, 2016, 05:30:36 pm »

There's certainly people who're already advocating any and all steps to resist President Elect Trump. I mean, the bits that I see are all on a college campus, so their competency doesn't even stretch far enough to do the Spanish translation of their shitty flyers properly, but that doesn't mean that there aren't people a few more steps up on the competent/dangerous scale with similar motivations.



@Lord Shonus: As I said earlier, China just set itself up for a trade war, whether it devolves into a hot one remains to be seen.

Are you willing to lay your life down for that?

Communist China has been playing the long game for more than a few decades and they're happy to keep playing it. Between drawing a line in the sand today and drawing it later when it parity instead of overmatch are two very different things. Of course, that same reasoning would mean that Operation Unthinkable should have been a go and the end of WWII should have simply been the prelude to III.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15571 on: December 12, 2016, 05:54:55 pm »

I got absolutely no hint of seriousness from Martinuzz's post, so I have to agree with Sheb here.

EDIT: Sergarr, most attitudes should be able to expressed as a joke. The best ones tend to have something rather taboo in them, after all.
It still looks horribly similar to what some other people have said, and said absolutely seriously.

And I don't think that genocide is one of those attitudes that should be a subject of a joke. Maybe it could, but usually it's just a cover for people who actually want it. You know, like with all the "jokes" about them dem dirty n-words and sinner gays?
Serg, just a few days ago you were talking about the "conservative menace." You know what the precursor to genocide is? Talking about how everyone with a particular characteristic or view is "dangerous," "cancerous," etc. (And before somebody says that genocide applies only to racial groups etc., not ideologies, remember the Nazi extermination of Communists?)

So you're one for talking, really.
Yes, I did that, and I was wrong for doing so. Very, very wrong. As you've said it yourself, we should avoid becoming authoritarian ourselves, and it took me way too long to snap from the liberal evil's alluring, in its simplicity, ideology of final victory at all costs. Sorry.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15572 on: December 12, 2016, 06:01:24 pm »

Sergarr is the best Bay 12 troll since Pathos. Even LW and I cannot measure up to his Shrek-like layers of deception.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15573 on: December 12, 2016, 06:08:05 pm »

Since Sergarr abandoned the role, can I become the resident Putin shill? I think I'd be a pretty good shill
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15574 on: December 12, 2016, 06:08:41 pm »

...it took me way too long to snap from the liberal evil's alluring, in its simplicity, ideology of final victory at all costs. Sorry...

Dang, the Conservative Crime Squad has already captured him and reprogrammed him!
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15575 on: December 12, 2016, 06:12:19 pm »

Since Sergarr abandoned the role, can I become the resident Putin shill? I think I'd be a pretty good shill
I don't know, Guardian GI shows up to be the Putin shill occasionally. Also, you're going to need to know at least enough Russian to curse us out beyond cyka blyat.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15576 on: December 12, 2016, 06:17:25 pm »

Since Sergarr abandoned the role, can I become the resident Putin shill? I think I'd be a pretty good shill
I don't know, Guardian GI shows up to be the Putin shill occasionally. Also, you're going to need to know at least enough Russian to curse us out beyond cyka blyat.

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15577 on: December 12, 2016, 06:23:40 pm »

Since Sergarr abandoned the role, can I become the resident Putin shill? I think I'd be a pretty good shill
I don't know, Guardian GI shows up to be the Putin shill occasionally. Also, you're going to need to know at least enough Russian to curse us out beyond cyka blyat.

Yob tvoiu mat'

That'll work.
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« Reply #15578 on: December 12, 2016, 06:38:45 pm »

Russia is a perfect country and has never done anything wrong, why would you even suggest otherwise? V
^ .done ever has Russia bad everything justifying therefore bad something did America

That should more or less fulfill that need into perpetuity.
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« Reply #15579 on: December 12, 2016, 06:40:35 pm »

I can write fake cyrilic though.

PЦTIИ IS THЗ MДЙLIЭST ЗVЭЯ! ДИD HДS THЗ SHIЙIЭST PДTЗ!
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« Reply #15580 on: December 12, 2016, 06:59:46 pm »

I can write fake cyrilic though.

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« Reply #15581 on: December 12, 2016, 07:09:07 pm »

Shiniest Pate?
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« Reply #15582 on: December 12, 2016, 07:31:30 pm »

Shiniest Pate?
That seems to be the intended meaning.

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Will that be the joke that will launch a thousand bears?
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« Reply #15583 on: December 12, 2016, 07:32:03 pm »

"Pate" means "the top of the head".
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