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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1427622 times)

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #120 on: July 08, 2016, 08:25:38 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on July 08, 2016, 08:24:17 pm
Uh
You can't have an election in 2057
It's kind of an odd year
It was a leap year.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #121 on: July 08, 2016, 08:28:30 pm »
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* TheBiggerFish cancels rational debate:Interrupted by nonsensical calendrical shenaniganry
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #122 on: July 08, 2016, 08:35:58 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 08, 2016, 08:25:38 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on July 08, 2016, 08:24:17 pm
Uh
You can't have an election in 2057
It's kind of an odd year
It was a leap year.
Ok, makes sense. (I forgot to check my leap year calendar ::))
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #123 on: July 08, 2016, 08:40:13 pm »
Can't you call an election early or something? Seems kinda arbitrary to say "ELECTION MUST BE ON LEAP YEARS AND NEVER ELSE"
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #124 on: July 08, 2016, 08:43:18 pm »
No, elections happen every 4 years. No sooner, no later.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #125 on: July 08, 2016, 08:43:25 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on July 08, 2016, 08:40:13 pm
Can't you call an election early or something? Seems kinda arbitrary to say "ELECTION MUST BE ON LEAP YEARS AND NEVER ELSE"
The previous president, Trump Clone #7, suffered an unfortunate accident that had nothing to do with mr Dunkelzahn.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #126 on: July 08, 2016, 08:44:55 pm »
I just got why Dunkelzahn sounds weird to me. It literally means 'dark-tooth' - that dragon simply has bad oral hygiene.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #127 on: July 08, 2016, 08:47:17 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on July 08, 2016, 08:44:55 pm
I just got why Dunkelzahn sounds weird to me. It literally means 'dark-tooth' - that dragon simply has bad oral hygiene.
Make cavities great again.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #128 on: July 08, 2016, 09:32:35 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on July 08, 2016, 08:22:46 pm
Well, if you want a dragon as POTUS, shadowrun would be what you're looking for. Most of  'em are even fairly decent critters by the standards of the setting. Dunkelzahn 2057!
He then died. Rest in peace.

now i wanna go read shadowrun stories, ugh fuck politics
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #129 on: July 08, 2016, 09:36:17 pm »
Dunkelzahn died for our sins but actually to hasten to coming of the Horrors because he was possessed by one all along.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #130 on: July 08, 2016, 09:46:13 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on July 08, 2016, 08:24:17 pm
Uh
You can't have an election in 2057
It's kind of an odd year
That's not how Presidential elections work
Dunkelzhan 2056 or bust though.
2056 elections were found to be rigged, Congress nullified the results and called for a special election in 2057.

Which should give us all hope for the Dragon/Giant Meteor '17 ticket.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #131 on: July 08, 2016, 10:46:04 pm »
Quote from: Grek on July 08, 2016, 08:43:18 pm
No, elections happen every 4 years. No sooner, no later.
That was a bad idea
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #132 on: July 09, 2016, 05:07:54 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on July 08, 2016, 10:46:04 pm
Quote from: Grek on July 08, 2016, 08:43:18 pm
No, elections happen every 4 years. No sooner, no later.
That was a bad idea
Yeah, you should totally have elections happen every 0.4 years. That way, politicians will always have to follow the will of the people! Isn't that what's democracy all about, following the will of the people, even if it's incredibly dumb and self-destructive a la Brexit?
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #133 on: July 09, 2016, 05:20:05 am »
There's a number of reasons to call an election sooner, or sometimes delay it. Stable leadership through wartime, ferex., or maybe the leader dies, or is really shit, or whatever. Having it rigidly defined is needlessly restricting.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #134 on: July 09, 2016, 05:34:42 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on July 09, 2016, 05:20:05 am
There's a number of reasons to call an election sooner, or sometimes delay it. Stable leadership through wartime, ferex., or maybe the leader dies, or is really shit, or whatever. Having it rigidly defined is needlessly restricting.
Rigidity of USA is why it's never been a dictatorship, and why it will not become one any soon. Besides, there's the well-defined USA government line of succession, which takes care of any of the "stable leadership" issues.
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