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[Loud Whispers]

Make thread. Get treat. Nod.

Agree. Get treat.

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[Egan_BW]

I looked at a lake today.

[Max™]

Sometimes I look at little critters wandering around, like the male stag beetle I found flipped over in the carport earlier, and wonder what sort of qualia make up their world.

Then I found a female and nudged him towards her, prompting him to walk up, grab hold of her, and start humping her face.

[Loud Whispers]

I looked at a lake today.

One of my most beautiful moments was sitting before a lake under the rain wondering what the future held in store for me

Sometimes I look at little critters wandering around, like the male stag beetle I found flipped over in the carport earlier, and wonder what sort of qualia make up their world.

Then I found a female and nudged him towards her, prompting him to walk up, grab hold of her, and start humping her face.

A few weeks ago I found a large wolf spidress chilling in the middle of a busy pavement. I didn't want her to eventually get squashed, so I nudged her towards the safety of some bushes, whereupon someone I didn't see walked around the corner and didn't see her, stepping on her as she managed to run directly under the shadow of this person's shoes. Squish :[

[Max™]

To make it worse, I am guessing she had already popped out some eggs and was shutting down, as she just kinda hung out on her back or got flipped over when I righted her.

So she's half dead, and then he comes up and starts grinding on her noggin?

He did end up rolling on their sides so he could rotate her the right direction, which I didn't know he would try.

I like my spiders, just noticed a little male southern house spider up on the wall, hopefully there's a female somewhere that I haven't noticed, they're big beautiful gals, not quite as dramatic as the aurantia argiopes (zigzag/writing/yellow and black orb weaver) we had on the front porch last year, who actually had people come back to the house asking if they could take a picture of her, but equally docile.

Rats, I figured http://spiders.uk might work, like the http://spiders.us site does, wonderful identification guide.

[hops]

Dude, have you ever looked, I mean really looked at things? Like, you know, shoes, goats, walls, fish, plants, body parts... things like that? It's like, wow, this is some deep shit right here, man. I could spend the rest of my life just looking at things.

It's kind of funny how this is my life philosophy. Not in the stoner way, but in how anything's interesting if you analyze it enough.

[TD1]

Even American culture? 0_o

[Max™]

Except Idaho, which only grows more boring the longer you stare at it.

*poke*

*poke*

C'mon, do something. Invent a vodka powered robot maybe.

[TheDarkStar]

Except Idaho, which only grows more boring the longer you stare at it.

*poke*

*poke*

C'mon, do something. Invent a vodka powered robot maybe.

Weren't TVs invented there?

[Max™]

Not even close, the tech was developed in Russia, London, and Iowa partially, plus work in London, Stockholm, and Indiana.

Nothing interesting about Idaho, even the fact that the name is just nonsense which sorta sounded like "a Shoshone indian word" isn't interesting.

[Orange Wizard]

ptuu

[TheDarkStar]

Alright then:

Potatoes
Windfarms
Gigantic basalt plains
Mountains
Dangerous wildlife
A small part of a national park
Nuclear reactors

[Max™]

Potatoes aren't interesting, windmills are silly, basalt traps are cool but it just kinda spilled over into Idaho while passing through into Washington, mountains are neat but not a good enough reason to go somewhere on their own, there's wildlife all over, and nothing specific to Idaho there.

It really is so damn boring that if it fell into a rip in the universe, so you instantly crossed from one border to the far side, I am pretty sure it would take years before anybody noticed.

[TheDarkStar]

I assume you find Wyoming/Montana/North Dakota equally boring?

[Max™]

Wyoming has a volcano, Montana is like a fashion model: beautiful and boring, why is North Dakota even a thing, so South Dakota isn't the worst Dakota?