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[Cthulhu]

Firing a gun while fracking on the fourth of July is very patriotic.

I always wear proper ear protection with plugs and muffs when firing any gun

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Isn't that an actual quote from a Polygon pro whiner?

[Sheb]

I think this just shows that the Bremainers were right: when you exit from Europe, you're bound to end up badly.

[Cthulhu]

That is an actual quote from a "journalist" with Mort Goldman standing in because it's pretty  much word for word something you'd hear Mort Goldman say.

For some more America, here's a guy firing an AR-15 off his nose, to prove that the original guy was either lying or the recoil pinched one of the ovarian cysts in his shoulder, if you get what I mean

[FearfulJesuit]

Spoiler: 1776% Freedom (click to show/hide)

[Orange Wizard]

Spoiler: 1776% Freedom (click to show/hide)

Patriotic as fuck

For some more America, here's a guy firing an AR-15 off his nose, to prove that the original guy was either lying or the recoil pinched one of the ovarian cysts in his shoulder, if you get what I mean

Heh

[Teneb]

The most 'murrican thing I could find

[Cthulhu]

The actual trailer is pretty American too

[SirQuiamus]

I'd celebrate stronk fascist 'murrika with you, but unfortunately they don't sell PBR in this third-world communist hellhole I'm living in.

But anyway: Happy Freedom Day to the good citizens of the Evil Empire!

[Akura]

I bought a pack of sparklers yesterday since that's pretty much the only thing you can legally acquire in NY. I opened them up and then I see on the box: "Made in China"

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[smirk]

I'd celebrate stronk fascist 'murrika with you, but unfortunately they don't sell PBR in this third-world communist hellhole I'm living in.

But anyway: Happy Freedom Day to the good citizens of the Evil Empire!

PBR? Don't gimme that skin-tight hipster jeans bullshit.

Spoiler: Bud Light git rekt, son! (click to show/hide)

I hope everyone is celebrating the traditional way - setting off the loudest fireworks they can find at 3AM, causing endless annoyance in those of us trying to sleep because we work in the morning and instilling a life-long hatred of this holiday and, by extension, performative patriotism in general.

[scriver]

I'd celebrate stronk fascist 'murrika with you, but unfortunately they don't sell PBR in this third-world communist hellhole I'm living in.

But anyway: Happy Freedom Day to the good citizens of the Evil Empire!

Since the Finnish hipster quote is roughly 130% that of Sweden's, I can guarantee you that they do

[DJ]

I want to celebrate this day like an American, but the only gun I can get is an AK47

[MetalSlimeHunt]

That's the best part about freedom, even filthy Commie products are for sale.

[Strife26]

The AK47 is pretty American to own.