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[SOLDIER First]

Kotone calmly rips it off its hinges knocks.

[Sl4cker]

Kotone calmly rips it off its hinges knocks.

On the other side, there's the sound of someone falling on the floor, presumably in surprise. "Hello? Hey, who's there?!"

"Why? I'm not designed like an herbivore obviously. And besides, no point wasting food even if it could have been my friend."

Masaya eats a bit before responding. "Good point. Probably shoulda expected that, honestly."

[SOLDIER First]

"It isn't Kotone and Mai. We're here to kill you."

[Sl4cker]

Mai rolls her eyes again. There's spluttering from the other side of the door. It opens a crack, and Kanzaki's head peeks out. "Uh, why are you guys even here?"

[SOLDIER First]

"To kill you, duh.
But really I wanted to know why you freaked out earlier, started ranting about planes, and then ran off."

[Sl4cker]

"D-did you say planes?" He forces a smile onto his face.

[SOLDIER First]

"Kanzaki, if you don't want to answer the question just say you don't want to and we'll leave you alone. If you don't say you don't want to we will be forced to take drastic, sexy action against your pathetic male ego"

[Sl4cker]

"Oh. Okay. Then, uh, I don't want to."

[SOLDIER First]

"Okay, bye."

She shuts the door and turns to Mai.

"Did he seriously not know it was that simple...?"

[Sl4cker]

She shrugs. "Men are an enigma."

[SOLDIER First]

"I mean, maybe he was stunned by our good looks and went into some sort of male stupidity coma."

[Sl4cker]

She nods solemnly. "Very probable."

[SOLDIER First]

"Men.
Ugh, now I want to break something."

[Sl4cker]

"There were a few punching bags back in the gym."

[SOLDIER First]

"But you can't break those.. Oh, whatever. I don't care.
I'm going to go do my regular exercises, are you coming?"