Excerpts from the journal of Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader.01 Granite 85Almost exactly ten years after arriving here, our faithful, playful kitten, Avuz, has died.
He did an excellent job of keeping the rodents away from the food, and was always ready to pounce on a piece of string or long grass. The place won’t be the same without him.
I need to remember to order a replacement rat-catcher in the fall.
03 Granite 85The last month has been spent arguing over who deserves the glass bed more. Mebzuth, because he made it? Imic, because he’s the first to face our enemies? Airith and I, because we’re in charge? Akrul, because Dodok put her in charge? And on and on and on.
I think I’ve finally found the compromise.
We have four pieces of artifact furniture: the cage, the door, the coffin, and now the bed. I’m going to have them all put on display in the common area, so that everyone, residents and visitors alike, can admire the craftsdwarfship of those who live here.
The door will go near Dr. Urist’s library, since she keeps complaining about the noise level these days, not that that will help much. The coffin and bed will go into our dining area, where we can admire them every time someone puts on some sort of entertainment. The cage will go between the dining and training areas, where everyone who passes can look at it to their hearts’ content.
Of course, as is always the case with compromises, no one was particularly happy. But, most of them had to agree it was fair.
Airith isn’t speaking to me at the moment. But, maybe I could be convinced once we have some real quarters carved out?
That reminds me, I need to check on those cavern traps and see if we’re ready to take down that wall…
05 Granite 85NCommander, Erib, Rith and Dr. Urist have chosen bone as the best substitute we have for ivory, and Rith has started making amulets out of the mountain to which Erib continues to add.
06 Granite 85Great, yet another one running around and adding to the mess because they’ve gotten too big for their mothers to handle, but still too small to be of any practical use.
14 Granite 85Excellent! We can get rid of some more worn clothes.
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19 Granite 85Ustuth saw them first, from her position on the ramparts.
“Dwarves coming!”
Migrants! Lotu thought, when he finally heard. Leaving the cobaltite vein he was digging out, he sprinted up the Central Spire and panted into the depot as the newcomers strode purposefully over the bridge.
Lines appeared on his forehead as he frowned, squinting past them.
Just the two? That’s not going to make much difference.The male dwarf reached the group of locals. “We’re lookin’ for Lotu.”
Lotu swallowed. “That’s me.”
The other dwarf looked him up and down, noting the rock dust coating his clothes and marking him as a miner, rather than an administrator.
“You’re in charge?”
“That’s what Echoworked keeps telling me.”
With a sharp nod, the new arrival reached into his tunic and withdrew a letter. The seal was instantly recognizable. “I’m to give you this.”
This is an exceptionally-crafted sheet of jabberer parchment. It is decorated with spikes of microcline and hanging rings of giant cave spider silk. It is embossed with a masterfully-crafted image of a dwarf and dwarves in wax. The dwarves are raising the dwarf. The image relates to the ascension of Dodok Charmedmirrors to the position of King of the Figure of Diving in the year 1. This image is the personal seal of the king.A letter from the king. And sent by special courier, no less. I must have really pissed him off about the ivory.Trying to maintain an unworried air, he slid his fingernail beneath the seal, and unfolded the sheet.
Attention: Lotu Sizzlediron
While I am delighted that you have finally stopped slacking long enough to vanquish the aquifer, I am most displeased with the other contents of your latest missive. A lack of raw materials is not an acceptable reason for failing to meet any reasonable demand. I have complete faith that Bomrek is, in fact, limiting his demands to you.
I hereby instruct you, as Bomrek’s suppliers, to keep breeding populations of all possible creatures on hand, so that you will be prepared for any and all of Bomrek’s demands. Logem Echoworked will be responsible for verifying your acquiescence in this matter during his yearly visits.
However, I am not an unreasonable dwarf. I have sent you Sigun Pulledroof, of Clan I and the bearer of this letter, to act as your primary animal trainer. His credentials are above reproach, as he has learned his methods from no lesser dwarf than my wife, Doren Geniusnets, who was the first dwarf from the Figure of Diving to tame a jabberer. Sigun will be responsible for training and taming any wild animals you catch.
Signed: His Majesty by the Grace of Armok, King Dodók Charmedmirrors, CheesemakerLotu looked back up. “An animal trainer?”
Sigun nodded. “And my wife, Feb, is a tanner.” He gestured toward the female dwarf standing silently watching.
Lotu nodded cordially to her, then turned back to Sigun. “This says,” Lotu tapped the sheet, “that you’re supposed to be our senior trainer.”
Sigun shrugged. “That’s what the king said.”
Lotu waved NCommander closer. “You’ll be happy to learn your work load will be easing. King Dodok has sent us an excellent trainer, so you can focus more on weaponsmithing.”
NCommander took one look at the usurper, and sniffed.
Excellent? He doesn’t look like he knows the difference between a dog and wolf. With a sniff, she stalked off heavily, without even a greeting.
“Ah, don’t mind her. She’s been moody the last few weeks.”
Turning to Feb, he indicated a dwarf currently struggling with an aurochs cow that most certainly did
not want to be slaughtered. “That's Erib, our butcher. She’s been so overwhelmed trying to be both butcher and tanner, I’m sure she’ll be happy of the help.”
Feb nodded, gave her husband a quick peck on the cheek, and headed off to work.
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Excerpts from the journal of Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader.20 Granite 85If anyone was overjoyed to see the newcomers, it was probably Erib. She practically fell at Feb’s feet, so great was her relief at getting rid of half of her workload. Sigun is already making himself useful with some hauling, while waiting for the cage traps to catch something.
They brought a turkey poult and a guineacock to help us get started. Wouldn’t it have been better to bring a breeding pair of something, instead?
But the shock of their arrival must have shaken NCommander even more deeply than she let on yesterday.
21 Granite 85Well, the elves were finally ready to trade. And, as always, they brought a kea.
At least they brought some useful stuff, too. Amazing! Who would have thought there would be a point to all of those caged animals they keep bringing? Now, if only I could convince them to bring breeding pairs…
I bought all the animals they had, except the kea, naturally. And I ignored the tame vermin too. I don’t think even Bomrek would ever request those.
They always seem really happy to take our worn and tattered clothing in exchange. Do they not know how to collect and work with silk?
Before Trade: After Trade:
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24 Granite 85As usual, some of the merchants were relaxing in the increasingly tiny common area, swapping stories and enjoying the local entertainers.
At the end of a particularly daring saga from one of the visiting humans, the elf Acithí broke in. “I have one for you. A few years ago, my niece, Ithithí Skycradled, was exploring alone in the Dune of Clefts.” The dwarves nodded. The foothills to the south were marked on their maps, though none had ever been there.
“She came across a cave, and inside the cave was an entire city’s worth of kobolds. Do you know what she did then?”
Heads shook.
Acithí grinned, rather bloodthirstily. “Well, she fought and killed every last one. Thirty-eight of them, in the space of a week.”
He noticed the disbelief on several faces. The local militia, especially, were well aware of how difficult it could be to catch up with a single kobold.
“Look, here’s proof!” Acithí drew out an amulet. A rather distinctive one. “This was one of the first amulets their craft kobold made, at the dawn of time. Look how shoddy it is!”
“Oh!” The soft gasp came from Besmar, but it was echoed by several others. The last time they had seen that, it had hung proudly from the neck of a kobold called Tayldis.
The elf laughed at their expressions. “According to my niece, the kobold wearing it was more upset at the thought of losing his first attempt at crafting, than he was at the thought of dying! Then again, who could expect anything else from such a primitive creature!”
He was still chuckling as the dwarves filed glumly back to work.
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Excerpts from the journal of Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader.26 Granite 85We had occasionally wondered why our regular visitors had stopped announcing dangerous seasons, but I don’t think anyone suspected that they were all dead. I’ve been finding myself sniffling a bit, when I think of the poor little guy.
And this morning, I overheard Catten referring to ‘Tayldis Bridge’. It’s fitting, given the number of times he was spotted near there. Don’t worry little guy, we won’t forget you.
10 Slate 85I’ve decided this is a good time to pause construction on the surface tower, in favor of getting the caverns opened up and trapping some animals there.
13 Slate 85The merchants just departed, and as if their departure were a signal…
It’s made of crystal glass? Will axes work against that? I think I’ll have a couple of silver hammers and maces made, just in case.
Somehow, I get the feeling this one is going to be a bigger challenge than the two surface ones were. I’m going to leave the wall sealed up, at least until Aban finishes the last few pieces of steel armor for Rigoth. And maybe, long enough for Geño to get some protection as well. All that leather and jewelry looks nice, but I wouldn’t make a bet on how long she’ll survive a pitched battle in it.
And no, I don’t care if it means we won’t show progress on the breeding populations. Some things are more important than the king’s, or even Bomrek’s, wishes.
Like survival, for instance.
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22 Slate 85The dwarf was cheerful as he worked, but he tried to hide it. Given the current grim mood pervading the village, any cheerfulness would make someone take notice, something he could easily do without.
But it was difficult.
A forgotten beast! The gods have heard my prayers. Surely a forgotten beast will manage to cross at least one name off that dratted list! Assuming Lotu ever gets around to actually removing that wall. What is he waiting for, anyway?27 Slate 85A human tapped Lotu on the shoulder. The dwarf turned from his contemplation of the dwarven ale in his mug.
“I want to talk to you.” She pronounced, as if it were a revelation.
“Yeah?” Lotu shrugged disinterestedly.
“I’ve heard you’ve spotted a legendary monster in the caverns below this village.” Lotu nodded, and the human continued. “When your military goes to fight it, I want in.”
Lotu stared at her for a moment, then shrugged again. “It’s your funeral. Would you like some armor first?”
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Excerpts from the journal of Lotu Sizzlediron, expedition leader. 08 Felsite 85And the onslaught continues. No sooner did this dwarf arrive, than she came to find me as I was eating my lunch.
The Clan H Mother wants to live
here? She does realize none of her Clan are likely to join her here, right? Or is that the whole point?
Oh, wait a moment. Maybe it was the four artifacts on proud display in the common area…
At any rate, I said ‘yes’. Having one of the Great Ones living here can only boost morale.
13 Felsite 85Another troupe of capuchins approached today. But this time, the traps were ready for them. Two of the males are now residing in cages, waiting for Sigun to get to them, while a third male was killed in a stone-fall trap. Now we just need to train the first two and catch a female…
14 Felsite 85The capuchin success has inspired Imic’s and NCommander’s daughter. She’s claimed a crafters’.
19 Felsite 85Imic is insisting that his steel axe is perfectly capable of cutting through Arod’s crystal glass body. And he seems to really want to get to it.
I told him I’d think about it. For now, Arod is safely trapped below ground, but if the Pale Roads fail…
24 Felsite 85Thikut has been running around the village, scrounging into stockpiles and workshops. She’s even managed to piss off Logem, who has been yelling at all and sundry that the cut gems are for the
quota, not for personal use.
Now after all that trouble, what is she going to make?
28 Felsite 85And another season draws to a close.
While Akrul isn’t happy about the amulet substitution, at least she isn’t yelling about our ‘unmotivated, laidback, laggardly slacker hides’. That dwarf does know how to insult someone. But the rest of the numbers do look quite good, even if I do say so myself.
OOC: You may have noticed that I've reworked the clan membership designations. Clan membership is patrilineal (as it was before, arbitrarily because we started with a king), but the world gen founding couples from our civ (The Figure of Diving) have been assigned letters from the beginning of the alphabet (currently A - K), while the founding couples of Finderboards have been assigned letters from the end of the alphabet (currently X - Z). Locally, we now have dwarves from every Clan except J and K,
Interesting note: Sigun Pulledroof is the only surviving male descendant of the world gen founding couple for Clan I. The only other male member of Clan I (ever) was his father, who died by elf in 76. Fortunately, Sigun does have a wife (Feb), so all hope for Clan I is not yet lost (assuming he can produce at least one son before one of them dies). Sigun's surviving relatives (all of whom's children will be born into other Clans) are: his one adult daughter, two older sisters, one younger sister and his widowed mother (not counting his wife). Poor guy.Current character list:
ùshrir (NCommander) Anvildimples (woodcrafter/animal trainer/weaponsmith) -> NCommander (alive)
Vutok (Spriggans) Pleatsteels (wood burner) -> Spriggans (alive)
Ral Scalemerchant (brewer/cook) (alive)
Uvash Toolsport (carpenter) (alive)
Mestthos Stafftown (furnace operator/papermaker) (alive)
Edzul Lanternnotched (cook) (alive)
Lorbam Clawdike (bookkeeper/manager/woodcrafter) (alive)
Akrul Glazeletter (manager) (alive)
Feb Blockadeunion (tanner) (alive)
Sigun Pulledroof (animal trainer) (alive)
Olin (Lyra) Coppertargets (carpenter) -> Lyra (alive)
Catten Fencedlearned (furnace operator) (alive)
Zutthan Paddledact (thresher/spinner/shearer) (alive)
Minkot Bannerthrone (planter) (alive)
Mebzuth Cudgelleaves (glassmaker) (alive)
As (Another) Mirrorstockade (mason) -> ☼Another☼ (alive)
Tun Staffpacked (fish cleaner) (alive)
Rith Vesselglaze (bone carver) (alive)
Ast (Lotu) Sizzlediron (miner)-> Dame de la Licorne (alive)
Kadol (Airith) Helmflashed (architect/mason) -> TheImmortalRyukan (alive)
Sodel Stockadecharmed (weaver/clothier) (alive)
Erib Razordrinkers (butcher) (alive)
Logem Laborgirders (gem cutter/woodcrafter) (alive)
Olon Worshipglazed (leatherworker) (alive)
Sarvesh Mirrorsling (shearer/spinner) (alive)
Aban Ransackedmansions (carpenter) (alive)
Kogsak (Imic) Stokerblocked (axedwarf/woodcutter) -> Imic (alive)
Lokum (Sky) Weaksilvers (axedwarf/woodcutter) -> Skyclimber (alive)
Udil Roomrouts (axedwarf/woodcutter) (alive)
Rigoth Tinchant (axedwarf/woodcutter) (alive)
Likot (Mooney) Tongsgirder (marksdwarf/herbalist) -> MoonyTheHuman (alive)
Besmar Minepink (marksdwarf/herbalist) (alive)
Ustuth Shieldfences (marksdwarf/herbalist) (alive)
Urist (Dr. Urist) Drilledhatchet (doctor/engineer) -> Gwolfski (alive)
Udil Lockedringed (dwarf poet) (alive)
Vucar Labordrinker (dwarf poet) (alive)
Orda Sizzledbulbs (human crossbowman/lord consort) (alive)
Cawcul Polishedautumns (human performer) (alive)
Us Authoredglazed (human bard) (alive)
Idur Skunkpartners (human bard) (alive)
Geno Oracleclimax (human swordswoman/mercenary) (alive)
Ino Talllistens (human hammerwoman/mercenary) (alive)
Nil Goldenname (child) (alive)
Medtob Boatsmessiah (child) (alive)
Id Craftcrabs (child) (alive)
Tobul Cloisteredmoistened (child) (alive)
Litast Citystorm (child) (alive)
Solon Pageletter (child) (alive)
Stodir Hallesteems (child) (alive)
Endok Boltprairies (child) (alive)
Datan Paddledclutches (child) (alive)
Thîkut Doorpattern (child) (alive)
Edem Glacierpaddle (child) (alive)
Rovod Claspedlearns (child) (alive)
Goden Keytooth (child) (alive)
Litast Factionmountains (child) (alive)
Avuz Loverknife (child) (alive)
Lokum Tangledattics (child) (alive)
Ingish Blockadesound (child) (alive)
Rakust Worktangle (child) (alive)
ïteb Craftsstood (child) (alive)
ònul Girdersnarl (child) (alive)
Led Ringropes (baby) (alive)
Tayldis (kobold thief) (dead, cause of death: elf, d.81)
Logem Echoworked (outpost liaison) (alive)
Dodok Charmedmirror (king) (alive)
Doren Geniusnet (queen consort) (alive)
Bomrek Whiptrailed (Swordgangs leader) (alive)
Meng Baldarrow (Swordgangs trader/Bomrek’s assistant) (alive)
Dastot Brimsrelics (dwarven caravan lead trader) (dead, cause of death: dwarven hammering, d. 83)
The Master (alive)