Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I am unfamiliar with this definition of fuck.

[mainiac]

Where does this definition come from? 

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The dictionary, obviously.

[mainiac]

Which one?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

What?

[nenjin]

You know, urbandictionary and the like?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I just opened the dictionary and stuck the page to the screen, pls no bully.

[mainiac]

Did this book happen to come from the Hogwarts library?

[Max™]

About the only Americans that I think truly retain their connection to their state of birth is Southerners, who are probably the only group in America that might put their state above their country if it came down to it.

Not even southerners, just us Texans. I've said before that I was surprised other states didn't take Texas history, like, what the hell would they learn about instead? Idaho? Maryland? West Virginia?

Incidentally, Maryland smells awful, not the same way Chicago does, and it doesn't reek like the paper mill regions of the country, but it's got this scent that just kinda lingers at the back of your throat and makes you wish you could chug battery acid to get rid of it.

[nenjin]

Right, can't forget Texas, so special it refuses to be lumped in with the South. It's true though. Texas is the only state that I think still gets regular calls for secession.

[Max™]

Texas is indeed it's own category, and I don't think there are as many, since we saw how crazy it looks when you get those sorts of tea party whackjobs in power, haven't been home in years though, and I was from Dallas which is more on the liberal end anyways.

To bring it back to the topic at hand.

I used to live a bit southwest of Prague, and it was a pretty good drive down to Austria to visit family, or out towards Munich to the capital.

[mainiac]

Not even southerners, just us Texans. I've said before that I was surprised other states didn't take Texas history, like, what the hell would they learn about instead? Idaho? Maryland? West Virginia?

Maryland military greatest hour: Single handedly stood up to the British army Thermopolye style after they routed the forces of the other 12 colonies thus saving the day in the one battle where the American revolution might have been lost

Texas military greatest hour: One time they rounded up and arrested some drunk mexicans in the middle of a siesta.

[Max™]

It was like a thousand drunk mexicans.

Serious question though: do you just get used to the smell? What is it? The tidal flats?

[mainiac]

Salt water?  Fertilizer?  What part of maryland were you in?  Were you drunk?

[Frumple]

Probably just whatever smell wasn't common in the area max spent most of their time previously.

Geographic stenches are like accents, really. Everyone has them, but many will try to deny they're there.

Not sure what this has to do with the UK, though, unless it's even started smelling worse since the referendum :V