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[Harry Baldman]

Drug-dealing Inquisitor, gun/sword-wielding Swashbuckler, gun-wielding Cavalier, something else probably

Bow-wielding wizard!

[SOLDIER First]

Sue me for confusing a hybrid class with a more commonly known regular class. ;-;

[My Name is Immaterial]

Spoiler: To Whom It May Concern (click to show/hide)

CEASE AND DESIST
[DATE]
By Certified Mail
Ms. Jane Doe
[STREET ADDRESS]
[CITY], [STATE] [ZIP]
Dear Ms. Doe:
This law firm represents [CLIENT NAME]. If you are represented by legal counsel, please direct this letter to your attorney immediately and have your attorney notify us of such representation.
You are hereby directed to
CEASE AND DESIST ALL DEFAMATION OF
[CLIENT NAME]’S CHARACTER AND REPUTATION.
[CLIENT NAME] is an educated, respected professional in the community. She has spent years serving the community in her profession and building a positive reputation. [CLIENT NAME] has learned that you have engaged in spreading false, destructive, and defamatory rumors about her.
Under Minnesota law, it is unlawful to engage in defamation of another’s character and reputation. Defamation consists of
(1) a statement that tends to injure reputation;
(2) communicated to another; and
(3) that the speaker knew or should have known was false.
Your defamatory statements involved [CIRCUMSTANCES AND/OR DESCRIPTION OF DEFAMATORY STATEMENTS].
Accordingly, we demand that you (A) immediately cease and desist your unlawful defamation of [CLIENT NAME] and (B) provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further defamation of [CLIENT NAME]’s character and reputation.
If you do not comply with this cease and desist demand within this time period, [CLIENT NAME] is entitled to seek monetary damages and equitable relief for your defamation. In the event you fail to meet this demand, please be advised that [CLIENT NAME] has asked us to communicate to you that she will pursue all available legal remedies, including seeking monetary damages, injunctive relief, and an order that you pay court costs and attorney’s fees. Your liability and exposure under such legal action could be considerable.
Before taking these steps, however, my client wished to give you one opportunity to discontinue your illegal conduct by complying with this demand within ten (10) days. Accordingly, please sign and return the attached Defamation Settlement Agreement within ten (10) days to
[FIRM NAME]
[FIRM ADDRESS]
[FIRM CITY, STATE, ZIP]
I recommend that you consult with an attorney regarding this matter. If you or your attorney have any questions, please contact me directly.
Sincerely,

[NAME]

[SOLDIER First]

Edmund is a woman?!

[My Name is Immaterial]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

[SOLDIER First]

[victoria breaks up with him]

[My Name is Immaterial]

[edmund falls into depression and alcoholism, leaving the party after his performance crumbles]
[edmund only recovers after getting a cushy job offer from an up and coming drug lord]
[after three seasons of Breaking MAD, edmund is finally over victoria, and is living the highlife, after becoming the city's largest drug kingpin]
[during the final season, edmund puts out a hit on victoria because he's not actually over her at all]

[SOLDIER First]

[moments after the hit is put out victoria appears at his place of residence and reveals she never really got over him after all that time, immediately before a commercial break]

[My Name is Immaterial]

[the big twist is that's the final scene of the final episode]

[SOLDIER First]

[the fanbase collectively loses its shit and the directors, mysterious men named S. Bowtie and M. N. Immalan, revel in their misery for a month while planning a secret epilogue special]

[My Name is Immaterial]

[after the negative backlash, the epilogue falls through and is never produced]

[SOLDIER First]

[several diehard fans manage to start a funding campaign and the studio is able to produce the epilogue, with the most charitable funders seeing the final product before it airs publicly]

[in the epilogue, victoria has just confessed her love while the hitman sets up outside]

[BlackHeartKabal]

http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheet.html#id=861074

Done, if anything's off I'll fix it.

[SOLDIER First]

.....i already use both a pistol and sword cane

[BlackHeartKabal]

.....i already use both a pistol and sword cane

http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/weapons/weapon-descriptions/pistol-sword-cane