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[Mooply]

You are the main character! As the main character, it's your job to do quests and to save the world whether you want to or not. You find yourself in the company of a DIPPY BIRD.

What dost thou do?

[ShadowHammer]

Kill the wall! It is clearly a threat to the safety of the world.

[Demonic Spoon]

Consult Dippy Bird for quests

[Mooply]

Kill the wall! It is clearly a threat to the safety of the world.

KILL THE WALL? BY THE CROWN ARE YOU MAD?!

You can't kill the wall due to your knightly MORALS. It is literally the foundation on which society is built. Sure you'll gladly murder every bandit inside a dirty cave and make sure nothing gets out alive but a brick is where you draw the line!

Consult Dippy Bird for quests

Dippy bird says that you should find a water source and dip in it up and down over and over. At least that's what Dippy bird would say if it could talk.

[Demonic Spoon]

> Carry out the Dippy Bird's noble quest! Also slay and loot it in case it's a monster.

[IronyOwl]

Search for any nearby threats to our FOUNDATION OF SOCIETY's well being and prosperity. As a hero, we must be EVER VIGILANT against such menaces.

[Mooply]

> Carry out the Dippy Bird's noble quest! Also slay and loot it in case it's a monster.

You slay the (probably) evil dippy bird so that it may not tempt anyone else with its alluring gyrations.

It leaves behind nothing but a TINY HAT that you can't equip because you're already equipping your HELMET OF OBSCURITY.

Search for any nearby threats to our FOUNDATION OF SOCIETY's well being and prosperity. As a hero, we must be EVER VIGILANT against such menaces.

You observe your surroundings more closely.

In the distance you find a suitable amount of water that you could dip in but is is being blocked by an annoying DECISIVE FATEFUL BATTLE.

If you are to complete your quest of becoming one with the dippers of the universe you must find a way through them.

[AoshimaMichio]

Or you could slay the more evil looking fella.

[ShadowHammer]

First things first: take tiny hat with us.

Then: green magic is evil magic. Join the decisive fateful battle and slay the guy on the right!

[MeimieFan88]

PTW

[ATHATH]

First things first: take tiny hat with us.

Then: green magic is evil magic. Join the decisive fateful battle and slay the guy on the right!

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[escaped lurker]

Truth be told, ALL magic is EVIL
We would do good to also kill the other evil one afterwards, though for now going after the presumably slightly more evil green-magic-user, is a good idea.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

First things first: take tiny hat with us.

Then: green magic is evil magic. Join the decisive fateful battle and slay the guy on the right!

+1

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