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[SOLDIER First]

the animation for the upgrade becomes noticeably more... risqué.

[wierd]

Spoiler: Great Fairy Spoilers (click to show/hide)

Cotera - Up the hill from Kakariko Village. You probably already have her.
Kaysa - South from Tabantha Tower in the Tabantha Region. Not hard to spot her fountain.
Mija - East from Akkala Tower in Akkala. Look at the circular bit of land in Akkala Lake (where Tarrey Town appears eventually) and then turn a bit to the right.
Tera - At the giant skeleton in the very bottom-left corner of the map, in the Gerudo Region.

The fairies require increasing amounts of money to unlock them (and simultaneously boost every other fairy's power, meaning you can upgrade armor an additional level at any unlocked fountain). It goes 100, 500, 1,000 and then 10,000 regardless of the order you actually unlock them in, allowing you to upgrade armor to a max of 4 stars.

Non-spoiler: as you upgrade armor more, the animation for the upgrade becomes noticeably more... risqué. Make of them what you will.

The final one having a fairly unfortunate implication

And yet Link asks for it again and again...  The things adventurers will do for better kit, ya know? ;P

[Ultimuh]

unfortunate

That simply depends on your perspective now, doesn't it?
Unless.. It is as bad as I might think (or lack of thinking) it is?

[wierd]

Well.. Considering the size difference, and the... progression... of how she goes about enhancing your gear, it is "strongly implied" that her snatching up Mr Link in one hand and dragging him into the water with her in a very excited fashion results in

Spoiler: unmentionable supposition (click to show/hide)

her using the poor man like a dildo down there, then laying him back down at the surface afterwards.

[Ultimuh]

Spoiler: my completely safe for work reaction (click to show/hide)

[wierd]

You tell me if you think I am wrong about that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEw3t1yE0Yw

[Bormok, God of Mud]

I'd say strongly implied is wrong.

[pikachu17]

Am I the only one who thinks Wild is one of the most bad-ass Links?

[Nighthawk]

Am I the only one who thinks Wild is one of the most bad-ass Links?

After four "Champions" of Hyrule with really powerful magic abilities get rekt by Ganon's underlings and made into spooky ghosts, Link single-handedly trots across the continent (obliterating hundreds of bokoblins, lizalfos and other nasties along the way), destroys the four things that killed the Champions, then raids Hyrule castle, which is swarming with baddies, ascends to the top and kills Ganon.
Then he probably takes a selfie.

So no, you're not the only one.

I found watching the memory cutscenes kind of hilarious, because all the angst the other characters went though seems pretty pointless given the fact that Link is just going to wake up from his powernap 100 years later and solo every problem they've had.

[NullForceOmega]

Well maybe Gannon shouldn't have killed his fishwife.

[SOLDIER First]

Am I the only one who thinks Wild is one of the most bad-ass Links?

Preteen-through-teenaged boy undertakes a massive quest for various reasons (because it's his Destiny being most common, but friendship is a close second), gaining incredible and fantastic new powers and abilities, flirting with death every single time he fights a monster, eventually defeating them all and taking down his generation's version of the King of Evil (or secondary, e.g. Vaati, Yuga/Hilda, etc.) without ever once giving up, being defeated, or backing down from the challenge?

.....No, I think they're all pretty equally badass.

Well maybe Ganon shouldn't have killed his fishwife.

[NullForceOmega]

He is a pig who dies a lot, I don't feel any particular reason to care how he wants his name spelled.

[wierd]

Honest question--- He is a pig that frequently bathes himself in searing hot flames.

Does he perpetually smell like a Hawaiian pit roast BBQ?

[SOLDIER First]

Wouldn't that have to mean he is vulnerable to his own fire, which is a big no-no?

[Nighthawk]

Maybe he actually is, and that's why he's so upset. I mean, geez, if I was perpetually on fire, I think I'd be a little angry at the world, too.