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[Frumple]

I guess I could see it. Urbosa was perhaps oddly unsurprised to see link, when others in that scene didn't seem to be expecting him at all...

Thaaat said, he probably came across as more interested in the ladies than normal for a zelda game, this time around. Fish mistress OT3. It's always interesting to learn fantasy innuendo for playing doctor.

[Neonivek]

Also whatever diet plan the great fairies are on seem really inefficient... what 10 thousand years and NOW you look great?

[Nighthawk]

Fish mistress OT3.

Mipha is best. Saving my butt again and again when I get oneshotted by giant centaurs? Talk about friends with benefits.

[SOLDIER First]

>not Sidon

For shame.

[Frumple]

You say that like making a seraglio out of the entire zora's domain isn't implied.

[wierd]

you guys have issues, you know that?

(that said.. Zoras have absurdly long bodies. Like, 50% longer than normal dimensions. Strange.)

[SOLDIER First]

It's not a seraglio if it's just you and Prince Sidon's unnaturally long body.

[wierd]

It is established that Zora are egg layers, you know that right? (Majora's mask has a miniquest concerning said eggs).

You know what that means, concerning their reproductive organs, right? If not, I wont paint the picture for you. Just look up the word "cloaca" and get back to me on that whole "harem" thing.

[SOLDIER First]

why do you hate fun

[wierd]

Oh, I like fun well enough.   I just think people should be fully aware of what they are getting involved with.

[Frumple]

It's alright, really. However existent biology works, magic fishman biology works as differently as necessary.

In any case, the difference between a fishwife and a fish waifu is only that of a clade or three. Let us not speak ill of link's piscene preferences.

[wierd]

Let's think about this realistically, given what is overtly visible.

1) King zora is like, a 50ft zora. HUGE.  If their kind did internal reproduction, I shudder to think what Sidon's mom goes through. However, with external fert (like most fish), his huge size is not an issue.

2) Zora dont wear clothing. Of any kind, excepting MAYBE jewelry. Sidon is not wearing pants. He has a perianal bulge, but no outstanding external signs of gender aside from androform morphology of the rest of his body. To me, this suggests strongly that he has a rear facing vent, like a fish does, and that the bulge seen is just the gonadal tissue inside the vent causing a prominence. (EG, no penis.)

That wont stop somebody from having kinky erotic massage, or any number of other erotic activities with a zora-- just that the main act is likely not what you are expecting.

[SOLDIER First]

Fun: hated

[wierd]

So narrow minded.  Just imagine how proficient Sidon would be at bukake, for instance.

Honestly, saying I hate fun.

[Frumple]

Eh, the size thing is explained trivially by magic shark antics or metamorphosis shenanigans. King probably started small and got huge. That a few of the older zoras appear to have notably different forms than younger ones actually seems to suggest that as a likelihood instead of just an explanation.  Presumably a zora in their second or third century or whathaveyou go through something like a second puberty, with the royal lineage (at least for males) inclined towards a sort of gigantism.

The rest, well, the answer is always magic. It solves all conundrums, including oversized humanoid fishpeople and their interspecies possibilities.

... let's not go conjecturing specifics, though. Probably a bit over the line being straddled, that.