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[Egan_BW]

If there's anyone who excels at making pointless features, it's western game devs.

[stabbymcstabstab]

it would be neat that you if you could rebuild some towns like Tarrey Town, just a small series of side-quests to help establish it and that's it. A system like that would fit in neatly, no placing walls or hand wiring a the place, just go find a traveling shop keep that wants to settle down or a couple starting a family type stuff.

Ninj'd

[SOLDIER First]

Man, when you first meet the Rito Champion, he sure is an asshole.

[Neonivek]

So I've been hearing how rabid the fans of this game are... and... ehh not all that surprised.

Popular new release... and a Nintendo game (which has always had a rather cultish fanbase)...

Give it a few months internet and they will take a nap and calm down.

Though it is hilarious how on their high horse they are about every single feature.

It reminds me soo much of Fallout 4, especially the Power Armor system. Where every criticism I had was apparently a feature!

Skip ahead a few months "Ohh yeah, the whole power creep thing caused by power armor? Yeah that was bad"

[wierd]

The 4th great fairy sexually assaulted me when I asked her to enhance my armor to tier 4.

No really. She grabbed me, cuddled on me, and then drug me Into the water with her. The screen dissolved black, while she made gross giggling noises, then dissolved back to having link laying on his back at the step to her pool. Given the size differences involved, I don't want to contemplate what exactly she did to the poor kid.

[Neonivek]

The 4th great fairy sexually assaulted me when I asked her to enhance my armor to tier 4.

No really. She grabbed me, cuddled on me, and then drug me Into the water with her. The screen dissolved black, while she made gross giggling noises, then dissolved back to having link laying on his back at the step to her pool. Given the size differences involved, I don't want to contemplate what exactly she did to the poor kid.

Dang it! Now I am going to find art depicting this... Not as in look for it, as in... I am just going to be surfing the net and BLAM!

[TempAcc]

Great fairies were always sexual harassment-ey, nintendo just gave them a little more freedom now.

[JimboM12]

To be fair, id let great magical ladies molest me if i got super powers in return, so its a fair trade from Links perspective.

[Neonivek]

To be fair, id let great magical ladies molest me if i got super powers in return, so its a fair trade from Links perspective.

Well... to put it in perspective...

It would be like saying you would be fine giving someone a hundred dollars for a crystal skull.

When someone was given a crystal skull... but the person mugged and stole their wallet in the process.

There is a level of... consent missing from both versions.

[TheBronzePickle]

Given the serial escalation of the fairies as you upgrade your gear further, I'm sure Link has some idea of what's going on. I think that if the great fairies had decent lawyers, they could argue that Link was well aware of the nature of the transaction and therefore gave consent.

[Neonivek]

Given the serial escalation of the fairies as you upgrade your gear further, I'm sure Link has some idea of what's going on. I think that if the great fairies had decent lawyers, they could argue that Link was well aware of the nature of the transaction and therefore gave consent.

Ignoring the sort of... issues that would run into...

It isn't like Link was like "Ohh yeah baby, take on me!" I am sure the court case would be something like this

Lawyer: "So let me get this straight Great Fairy. Link said 'help help, let me go, please ohh please don't do this. I don't want to do this with you, just let me go ohh please!'"

Judge: "GUILTY!"

Lawyer: "Judge... The defendant still hasn't gone yet"

Judge: "Sorry, jumped the ball a little"

[JimboM12]

I just watched a video of the said upgrades, I don't see much molestation going on, I think we're blowing this out of proportion.

And then-

The 4th great fairy sexually assaulted me when I asked her to enhance my armor to tier 4.

No really. She grabbed me, cuddled on me, and then drug me Into the water with her. The screen dissolved black, while she made gross giggling noises, then dissolved back to having link laying on his back at the step to her pool. Given the size differences involved, I don't want to contemplate what exactly she did to the poor kid.

I just saw this one, it's a little more tame then what I was thinking but still, yeah.

[SOLDIER First]

You guys are all acting like a fade to black wth a Great Fairy is a bad thing.

[Neonivek]

You guys are all acting like a fade to black wth a Great Fairy is a bad thing.

You see what she actually did is give Link the fourth of the Tri-force

Actually I have a feeling the "fourth Triforce" is meant to be a representation of their combined effect or suggestive of their interconnectivity.

[JimboM12]

You guys are all acting like a fade to black wth a Great Fairy is a bad thing.

I do notice Link's reaction is of shock, not of disgust...

Maybe this is why all the other girls affection just seems to bounce off him, Link's probably into MILFs.