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[wierd]

LOLOL.

Ok.  I still favor the external fert biology explanation though. It makes the most sense evolutionarily, given their habitat. Only Nintendo knows for sure. :p

[JimboM12]

LOLOL.

Ok.  I still favor the external fert biology explanation though. It makes the most sense evolutionarily, given their habitat. Only Nintendo knows for sure. :p

Who knows, maybe its a combo of both. You get sexy fun times with lady zora's cloaca and then a fertilized egg pops out. Wouldn't matter much anyway, Link's only into MILFs. Fairy MILFs.

[SOLDIER First]

you gotta admit, he and Mipha did have chemistry. he silently expressed his emotions in a slightly different way around her, totally canon

[JimboM12]

you gotta admit, he and Mipha did have chemistry. he silently expressed his emotions in a slightly different way around her, totally canon

Well, she did want to choose him to marry. And exceptions to personal taste do exist for true love. But that don't mean Link doesn't like his older women.

[SOLDIER First]

urbosa...

[Frumple]

To be fair, mipha was proooobably older than him anyway. Iirc there was talk of them interacting as kids, but you also have to remember what one of the tiny zoras were talking about in town. Kid for a zora seems a fair bit more ambiguous than for hylians, and it's entirely possible mipha was older than, say, urbosa, never mind link himself, at least years wise.

Beyond that, if the king's shtick is ubiquitous instead of male line, link could be thinking ahead. Might not be the exception it appears to be on the face of things.

[JimboM12]

urbosa...

*SPOILER* Well, to be fair, when you get the memory of Past!Link of her, she is a older, motherly figure to Zelda, so still counts. Modern!Link who's still a teen, still counts. Besides, who could say no to Urbosa?

[wierd]

I could, but then again, I am not gender-normal either.

[Nighthawk]

I leave for one day after making a joke about zora sex, and when I come back there's an in-depth discussion on the subject.

... I love this forum.

[SOLDIER First]

Sidon is worth it

[Ozyton]

I cannot believe this is a conversation on Bay12

[NullForceOmega]

We have had a thread dedicated to suffocating mermaids in order to harvest their bones for trinkets, and you think a discussion about fishgirl sex is abnormal?

[Ozyton]

... It's different =p

[SOLDIER First]

We have had a thread dedicated to suffocating mermaids in order to harvest their bones for trinkets, and you think a discussion about sharkman sex is abnormal?

sidon best fish

[Ultimuh]

Spoiler: I am at (click to show/hide)

The Yiga Clan's hideout. This place is a pain to get through..
Perhaps I should go for the Flying Divine Beast first..
(Already beaten the other two.)