Turn 9Boost the poshguinfish's influence
[1]
Another voice attempts to boost the poshguinfish's influence, but fails to get past their shield!Hold on. My rolls should all automatically be 5s.
Hey protagonist guy. Develop metamancy and make all actions I submit automatic 5s.
Now that that's done, reinforce my influence again and retroactively ensure chaotic skies' action reinforces my influence.
[auto 5]
The poshguinfish pulls a smart move, and uses his power to make Jimmy improve his power! Jimmy develops metamancy, and now has some control over the meta! Jimmy exerts this power by granting the poshguinfish infinite success!Starting next turn, every action posted by TheBiggerFish will be an automatic 5. No exceptions.
[3]
The poshguinfish attempts to reinforce its own influence, but fails to do so past its own shield![2]
The poshguinfish reaches into the past in an attempt to retcon previous failure, but fails to cause any effect on the present!I Use One Major Act to Throw the Mouse into the Trash(Recycle bin, Shredder, Other thing), before Emptying it.
[5]
Moznarx Hogroof, in a burst of speed, slam dunks the cursor into the recycle bin and quickly empties it! However, before the operation is complete, the cursor rises up out of the bin, apparently unaffected, and clicks Moznarx a hearty bop on the head! It'll apparently take more than that to defeat the cursor.Tree Form, eh?
Give the tree as much as sentience as possible.
Make it rain trees.
[2]
Little Jimmy fails to add any sentience to the tree! I mean, he IS the tree, so it's plenty sentient already.[3]
Little Jimmy exerts his magic from the tree form, causing three saplings to fall from the sky and impale their roots into the ground! They aught to grow, eventually.Little Jimmy: Life:75%. Magic:20%. Manna:50% Inventory: pants, sword, fake arms, laptop. Companions: obedient werefrog, pile of mostly obedient eldritch horrors, spirit of an evil child. Status: tree. Location: my desktop.
You are sitting around awkwardly with the chaotic bloodmage and three creatures from beyond the fourth wall.
Enemy stats:
Chaotic bloodmage: Health: 30% Magic: 100% Manna: 60%
Viznor the seer: Health: no reading. Magic: seemingly infinite. Manna: no reading. Injuries: scratched and quite bruised. Scabs. Mentally shaken.
Bardnir: Health: 126? Magic: 0? Manna: no reading.
Moznarx Hogroof: Health: seemingly immortal. Magic: 0 mighty?, 2 major? Manna: no reading.