OK looks like it's just going to be a day then. I'm pretty sure I said something about the order in which actions are posted, but it looks like I'm going to have to impose some logical progression. Aint I a stinker? Also, sorry about the whole no grid thing. I'm using my phone, and it's late, so that would be quite painful.
examine room so hard that something new appears out of nowhere
[5]
You strain your eyes And concentrate on the room until suddenly, in the corner of the room, a generic sword appears. Awesome, you have a weapon now. You take it.
put on pants
[6]
Hoisting the waistband up to your neck, you successfully equip of the biggest pair of pants in the house. Man, these things are easy to trip over!
take off pants
[1]
OK, no, these pants were a bad idea. Unfortunately, you accidentally weld them to yourself in an attempt to take them off.
look through clear glass window
[6]
With a starry eyed look on your face, you gave through the clear glass window. Right at the sun. You are slightly blind now.
wake your family explain to them they aren't very great danger and that you need to leave at once
Also don't put on the pants
[3]
[3]
You succeed and waking everyone in the house by making it in a Normas ruckus. However, by the time they are awake, you were too flustered to explain anything about danger or having to leave. Also, you failed to never wear the pants, do you succeed in retconning that you wore much smaller pants, and that they are no longer welded to yourself. You're now wearing regular pants.
breakdance out of the house
[2]
You attempt to break dance but slip and fall on your face. You then run out of the house and onto adventure before the embarrassment can take hold. Adventure awaits!
You are now standing outside of your house, in the middle of the human village you live in. Your neighbor is visible on the street; he seems to be trying to play some obscure dwarven instrument. What now?[/font]