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Author Topic: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]  (Read 6353 times)

KiwiOui

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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2016, 02:50:19 pm »

If the Tavern has such a thing, Ordrum tries to sneak into the attic/upper storageroom, using his newfound acrobatic skills to scale the building and enter the roof. If all windows are locked, he tries to open it from inside.
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Kiwis- Odd man out of both the animal and plant kingdoms.
Didn't we get the pilot? Can't we scan his brain?
If we did, +1, but I think they either got scrambled by the tractor beam or got blown out into space.
This is a normal discussion, folks.

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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2016, 02:57:32 pm »

"Pfah!"

Throw a coin through the sailor's eye and into his brain. Whilst he twitches on the floor, empty his pockets.
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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2016, 04:43:31 pm »

I try to Steal as many Purses as possible!
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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2016, 05:16:43 pm »

Put on the best mysterious act I possibly can.

"Pull up a seat. Where I come from, they treat a Ranger of the North with a little more courtesy. But you look like someone who I can help..."

Tell a long and fantastical tale of a subterranean necropolis and the amazing treasure within, and how I'll tell this guy how to get there for a very small price. Really play up the danger but also the incredible wealth to be found. If he asks why I don't just get all that incredible wealth myself, I show him my left leg, which looks perfectly fine but actually has been cursed by a wraith. I can't adventure any more, and this once great warrior is reduced to selling his expertise in dingy taverns for a few coil.
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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2016, 08:15:49 pm »

"Oh... that's really nice of you. I've been having a rough day," Halska says, placing a hand on top of the barmaid's with a grateful smile.
Might as well see where this goes...

Graciously accept the barmaid's offer of a drink.    
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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #35 on: June 16, 2016, 04:13:13 pm »

Abgarn
[5]
Abgarn quickly comes into the possession of a lot of purses.
A lot of them.
Rummaging through the said items, he comes up with a grand total of another fourty-three coil. Somewhat disappointing. However, he does discover a few other objects, including two potions of unknown origin, and a dagger.

Ordrum Welg
[6+1]
Ordrum believes that he is so skillful at parkour that he decides he need not open the windows, nor find a door to the attic. Instead, he will just deny all logic and parkour through the roof!
...
And it works, somehow. He sits in a dusty attic. He can hear the wizard downstairs applauding him. However, the attic is completely dark. He can't see or hear anything.

Well, except for that strange hissing sound that just began to his right. He can definitely hear that.

Eizkol Arb
[2]
The guard blinks a few times. His expression screams "disbelieving".
"Sure. I believe you. I believe you've had too many beers to drink.
Come on rummy, stand up. We're going to the... Huh. What's it called again? It's that place in the back where we take people when they're too drunk. It's not a jail persay. More of a... detoxication room? AA meeting?
Whatever. Let's go."
He moves to grab Eizkol's arm.

Derek Smith
[3]
Derek pings the coin into the sailor's eye. The good news is that it hits. The bad news is that it does not penetrate the eye, does not go into the brain, and does not cause him to collapse unconscious. Instead, he just becomes even more enraged. He quickly attempts to seize a chair, but misses his first grab due to his injured right eye. He tries again, and succeeds. He prepares to attack.

Halska Bluth
[5]
The barmaid titters happily. She calls out to the barkeep, who was busy handing a wizard a drink.
"Hey Alfred! The special! This lovely lady wants something to help her with her day!"
The barkeep nods distractedly and procures a small vial from underneath a large quantity of other products. The vial is unlabeled. He procures a small flask and pours the contents of the vial into the flask, then offers it to Halska.
Well, Halska's this far in. She figures she might as well see it through. She consumes the entire glass. The barmaid watches intently.
...
Something feels strange.
"I think it worked... maybe?"
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Spoiler: Fredegar (click to show/hide)

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« Last Edit: June 16, 2016, 04:53:50 pm by Coolrune206 »
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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2016, 04:40:07 pm »

(I wonder if I have Proven to have the "Stealing" Skill?)

Now Up to the Second Floor, I Think that Mage on the second floor is still Giving Magic Lessens...
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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2016, 04:42:29 pm »

((Too broad. I want the skills to be ridiculously specific and silly.))

((How do you plan to get up?))
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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2016, 04:44:22 pm »

((By Climbing, or if that Fails By Looking For a Staircase!))
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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2016, 04:49:18 pm »

Ordrum punches. A lot of punches. Perhaps a few good kicks. While doing so, he wonders how in the gods name he did that.
"Huh. Was that a spurt of phase magic or something? I might talk to that wizard sometime."
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Kiwis- Odd man out of both the animal and plant kingdoms.
Didn't we get the pilot? Can't we scan his brain?
If we did, +1, but I think they either got scrambled by the tractor beam or got blown out into space.
This is a normal discussion, folks.

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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2016, 09:59:15 pm »

"Hah, stupid grunts!"

Put the coil in my secret pocket, walk over to any group of men talking and start chattin with them!

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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2016, 01:04:37 pm »

Fredegar
[6]
Fredegar walks over to the nearest table.
"Guess how much money I just illegitimately came into the possession of?"
They look up. Only then does Fredegar realize that he's talking to a table of the City Guard.
"Say again?"

Abgarn
[5]
Abgarn, remembering how that fellow who came before him did it, wall-runs up the wall. The wizard applauds, but is evidently not as impressed as when Ordrum did it. Probably has just lost the novelty.
[Skill gained: Basic parkour skill!]

Ordrum Welg
[3]
Ordrum furiously flings his arms towards his quarry. His fists impact furry flesh. Okay. Ordrum was not expecting that. Whatever creature it is, it hisess twice as loud. A large light appears, temporarily blinding Ordrum. He recovers, and gets a glimpse of his quarry. It appears to be a giant spider, half the height of a man. It has a large light hovering above its back. The light appears to be a separate entity to the spider. It slowly and lazily hovers away from the spider. The spider seems to ignore it. Its eyes are fixated on Ordrum. It opens its mouth, hideous jaws dripping with venom. It speaks in a raspy tone.
"Foooooooooood...."

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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #42 on: June 17, 2016, 01:10:08 pm »

Now, Where is that Magic Class...
Now onto That Magic Class!
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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #43 on: June 17, 2016, 01:10:28 pm »

In panic, Ordrum picks up the nearest blunt object, slamming it down on the monster's face. Where's pest control when you need 'em?
"Spiderspiderspiderwhatthehell!"
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Kiwis- Odd man out of both the animal and plant kingdoms.
Didn't we get the pilot? Can't we scan his brain?
If we did, +1, but I think they either got scrambled by the tractor beam or got blown out into space.
This is a normal discussion, folks.

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Re: The Twelfth Bay (Tavern Economic Simulator.... kinda?) [6/6]
« Reply #44 on: June 17, 2016, 01:39:06 pm »

((I'm bored, so I'm just gonna do a ton of rapid-paced turns.))

Abgarn
[5]
The wizard invites Abgarn to sit down.
"That'll be fifty coil".
He seems to have forgotten that it says 75 coil on the sign.
"Will you be joining me for a session?"

Ordrum Welg
[2]
"Yessss.... I am hungry.... I could go for some tea, or crumpets, or-"
*DONK*
Ordrum smashes the arachnid over the head with a nearby conveniently placed lampshade. Being a lampshade, it does very little.
"Ow. That... didn't hurt. But it was mean. You're a bully. I'm calling my mom."
The spider makes a few strange noises. Within mere seconds, another spider has come skittering over. This one... is much larger. She's Ordrum's height. And she looks very pissed.

The orb of light tinkles.

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