These trees have some really weird shit on them.
I guess this Pidgey is raising strawberries?
Now we're playing Fire Emblem.
Using the power of Nothing
TM, Batmn can create a logical paradox to escape caves.
Batmn takes on the Baiming Tower before going to the Gym.
It's apparently a Buddhist shrine.
A pocket monster Buddhist shrine.
If I become the First, I can get a Secret Stunt. Motivation!
Apparently, the power of Buddhism can drive a man insane.
Tribalists who practice Buddhism with pocket monsters to prevent their insanity. Only in Vietnam.
Oh, yes!
Pilgrim Buddhist tribalists.
You were so close.
Presbyterian Vietnamese pilgrim Buddhist tribalists.
This is actually a hilariously common mistranslation; anything with a "council of elders" is liable to be mistranslated into the Presbyterian church. The most famous instance of this is in a bootleg Star Wars III DVD with hand-translated subtitles, "Backstroke of the West".
This particular Presbyterian Vietnamese Buddhist pilgrim tribalist (PVBPT) can make his head glow.
This man admits that the Presbyterian Buddhist pilgrim tribe (Vietnamese sect) trusts Batmn for his skill at trying and admits him to the elder's room.
But Elf got there first!
The PVBPT elder doesn't trust Elf with the Secret Machine, fearing that Elf will be frightened by its power.
I recommend you listen to this whenever the rival talks
Elf admits that he has a fetish for people who win bodybuilding contests, but doesn't really care that much, before leaving in a huff.
Then I found absolutely nothing.
The Elder reveals that the true purpose of the PVBPT is to make their bodies as hard as steel for the Last Battle.
The Elder then gives in to his madness that Buddhism is supposed to prevent, calling Batmn
a blemish and deciding to shatter him with monsters. Out, damned spot!
His monsters suck because I'm badly overleveled.
His owl here is particularly laughable. *rimshot*
But it can discern Nikki's true identity!
Which didn't help.
Eww, stop flashing that!
The elder begrudgingly hands over the Secret Machine and tells Batmn that he'll never get the Badge from the Gym. We'll show him!
On our way out, we encounter a Ges. It will be a valuable addition to our team!
In a moment!
Ha ha!
Ges ties its prey up with ropes and poisons its skin. It is a metaphor for the proletariat uprising!
He is named Marx, as he is the SPIRIT of Communism. *rimshot, comrade*
Batmn talks with a guy outside the tower, who tells him he can become the Independent Coach his mother told him he'd never become. This motivates Batmn to defeat the Curator!
While at the hospital, Batmn talks with a grizzled old man.
Three years ago, the dastardly Team Missile Bomb engaged in nonspecific criminal activity with elfs. But they were kicked out of school by some kid. These prophetic words will once again become important...
In the Curator's Gymnasium, this random guy tries to tell me about how monsters' notharmoniousness is not mutually exclusive.
Marx goes in the front as a training measure.
These mohawked men are even less fortunate than the Jmlites, stuck with the simple title of Y.
Spearow was creatively renamed.
The enigmatic WNG imitates the bird elfs he trains after defeat.
The curator offers self-destructive advice.
The curator takes orgasmic pleasure from watching magenificent bird elves in the sky.
The Jmlead/Curator is creatively named "Man". He appears to be a failed lawyer.
He also only had like three elves.
Man declares me Wbkuji, the successor of Elf.
Heyaduo, "Man" for short.
My attack force could beat up your attack force!
This skil machine lets Batmn teach his elfs in an instant to turn their enemies into mud, weakening their defences.
Next time: Missile Bomb II: Electric Boogaloo
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