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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #90 on: October 27, 2007, 04:39:00 pm »

*Cough* boss man...yeeeah...as a request,please stop speaking crazy.
And that was not me!...just...err...it was...*Cough,Hack,wheeze*.
NEVER YOU MIND GOD OF BLOOD!.Drink you're dwarf blood tea!.
-Evades question-
*Teleports away.Once again a note is left behind.*
'If she messes up again ill strangle her...'
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quot;You see friend, there are rules here. I make those rules, you follow them, and if you dont follow them, ill stuff that crossbow of yours where the sun dont shine. Whats that? You say were already deep underground?" -Moments before a incompetent dwarf

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #91 on: October 27, 2007, 06:01:00 pm »

[Angry Gandalf voise, the one he uses to tell Bilbo to let go of the ring]
STOP EVADING MY QUESTIONS, HALFMORTAL.
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And I don't like tea.  :)
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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #92 on: October 27, 2007, 08:47:00 pm »

Thanks again for the comments, it's one of the things that's really kept me going  :)
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Blitukus actually found himself feeling happy. Even if this was his own personal hell, it wasn't going to hold him back. He continued hauling the steel. He looked outside, and saw the snow falling, glittering in the light of the dark aurora. As he moved the metal, he looked at it, and laughed. He held in his arms a metal in amounts larger than what most nations had. It was really happening. As he moved the stacks of steel bars, he didn't bother leaving them as stacks. He piled the metal in the stockpile. Eventually, he finished moving the metal that he had made. It was less than half of what he needed, but it was still piles, and piles of it. The most advanced metal on the surface of the world, and he had made piles of it. He stared at it, and smiled.

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #93 on: October 28, 2007, 12:20:00 am »

*Teleports into the Topic area.*
Nice update as per always AlanL.
And Armok,
1:All will be answered in time.Which isnt that long in the case of a imortal being.
2:The mispelling is what makes it funny!.  :D
3 :Drink your tea!. > :(

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #94 on: October 28, 2007, 07:27:00 am »

Finally got time to read this! Supreme storytelling!
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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #95 on: October 28, 2007, 05:18:00 pm »

Beyond Quality, as always, AlanL.
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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #96 on: October 28, 2007, 05:43:00 pm »

If i didnt say that this story was the best damn thing next to Doritos and Dr pepper[I like my soda and quick fix snacks.So sue me...dont really,im broke  :(.],then im saying it now.This story is the best danm thing next to Doritos and Dr
Pepper!.
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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #97 on: October 28, 2007, 10:32:00 pm »

Thank you all   :)
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Blitukus took a stack of steel bars back to the magma forge, and, using the heat of the mountains blood, heated the steel and forged it into a free-energy steam generator. It was in essence two steel donuts, connected in the middle, valves and weight-driven mechanisms to control them, and a pipe coming out of the middle that would expel steam. On the sides of the donuts were two small tanks, one containing water, the other carefully filled with magma. When the valve was opened from these tanks, it would create flood within the donut, and when closed, it would create anti-flood. The device was self regulated, for if flood were to catch up with anti-flood, the extra weight of the fluid would press down on the mechanisms, shutting valves and slowing the progress of the flood material, and if the anti-flood were getting too close to catching up with the flood, the fluid mass would be low, lowering the weight on the mechanisms and opening the valves, allowing the flood to move quicker. Since other forces would act upon it in flight, he used a counterweight to ensure that only the true mass of the fluid would be measured. All it took were, in essence, flipping a few switches and it would produce free steam for as long as Blitukus wanted, portably. It would allow him to forge small parts anywhere, and would eventually power the flying machine, along with several identical steam generators.

Making all of that steel had exhausted Blitukus, so he brought the new device back to bed. He lay on the bed and lay the device on the ground, testing it, seeing what would cause it to run and what would cause it to not. He opened the steam valve, and watched as it spat steam into the air, mechanisms slowly moving on their own as the device regulated itself. He looked down at it, and it spat steam up at him, fogging up his goggles rapidly. He wiped the lenses off and shut down the generator. He then took his goggles off, lay them down by the device, and let himself fall asleep. That day, his dream started out a dream. He once again found himself standing in Utopias Metropolis, vehicles buzzing about, but something created a sense of dread. He felt detached from the city. Suddenly, there was an impossibly bright flash. All sense of sight and sound were entirely removed. Suddenly, he felt his vision returning, and the bright light dimming. He shielded his eyes as he looked in the direction of the piercing glow, and saw something that truly horrified him. A shell, a shockwave of sorts emanated from the site of the flash. All was silent as this shockwave passed by him. He felt nothing, but saw the towering buildings buckle, their windows all shattering simultaneously as the shockwave hit, the sheer radiance of the glow melting the steel, the combined effect toppling the buildings down onto the streets. Vehicles were hurled through the air, and trees burst into flames as they were uprooted and tossed hundreds of feet. He looked around. Much of the once glorious city had been, for the lack of a better word, leveled. The world seemed to glow red, the sky the color of blood, full of black clouds. Around him lay burning wreckage, and bodies of the dead, nearly nothing left of them but char-black skeletons. His hearing slowly returned. He heard insane laughter from above, and giant demons flew overhead, armed with hideous monstrocities of corrupt technology. He felt a sense of deep sadness, as projectiles flew, cities were annihilated, people suffered, and the world burned.
He woke up, and felt deeply disturbed by what his subconscious shared with him. He sat up, and looked at his goggles, his free energy device.

... capable of grand miracles, capable of unimaginable disasters.

He frowned for a moment, and sighed through his nose.

Never will it be misused so, not by me nor anyone else as long as I still live.

He got up, once again wore his goggles, and felt determined. He was the father of these advanced technologies, and it was, as such, his responsibility to make sure that they proceeded in an honest path as they advanced. He picked up the generator, and moved it back to the storage. He activated the magma loop, and let it run until it gained an orange hot glow. Then, he used it to warm up other steel bars to a high temperature, took his smithing hammer, and began pounding out the plating he would need. As he pounded out plating, he melted the edges, welding them together, and assembled the larger plates into sections of the fuselage. He took care to make sure these sections would allow for efficient airflow, and planned to rivet the sections together. A while later, he began riveting parts of the fuselage together and making some of the smaller components he would need. It was difficult working the steel with a small heat volume, but, he smiled gladly at his now glowing-orangeish-yellow-hot magma loop. Despite being used in a way it wasn't designed for, near the melting point of its components, the steel withstood all of the heat the magma could possibly push through it, and performed beautifully.

   

Some times it would flare up, becoming that bright yellow, near, but not quite at, the point of damaging the steel. Some times the magma would settle, giving it a dull red heat, but it never stopped. It produced heat out of nowhere. He continued on, stopping to drink shortly after admiring the magma loop. The piles of steel shrunk as his construction grew. He forged the gears, pistons, casings, rivets, plates, all that he needed. Each engine would have a piston powered by three loop devices and a pressure chamber, driving a wheel which drove gears, turning the slow, high-torque motion of the piston into rapid rotation. This rotation was imparted to a two-ended blade, a blade that would dig into the air to propel the craft. When the engine was oriented upright, it would pull air downward, pushing the craft upward. When oriented horizontally, the blade would change its tilt, pushing air instead of pulling it as the blade faced backwards. This would push the craft forward. Two pistons controlled the rotation of the engine. When the lower piston was fed steam, it would rotate the engine upwards, while the upper would rotate it to face horizontally. The engine itself would be mounted between the fuselage and the wing, in a space carved out of the wing. The two-piston idea was also used to rotate the control surfaces that would steer the craft as it glided through the air. He took a break, rinsing his hands off in the river and stopping to eat. While building the engine, he realized that the generator tended to spit out soot from the magma flood within it along with the steam when the fluids flowed slowly, giving it a slight grayish appearance. When they flowed quickly, much more steam was produced, and it was cleaner steam. He devised an air turbine that would use air hitting the engine to drive both the flood and anti-flood faster in all of the generators. It would only work if the craft was going fast enough to encounter a lot of air resistance, but engine output would be much greater once the turbines kicked in. He forged the blades and much of these turbines in the large magma forge, but used the magma loop to forge nearly everything else.

The wind howled and snow blew outside, occasionally blowing in to where Blitukus was working. The heat of the magma loop vaporized any snow that touched it, and most snow that drifted near it. He kept working anyway, and eventually the snow ceased. Work was slow, as it had to be done with precision, lest the flying machine come apart in midair. He riveted the segments together, and began the wings, shaped after a bats wing, curved in the same shape as the fabric of his clothes when he blew over the top. Slowly, the frame was starting to near completion. Throughout the construction, he often walked back down the tunnel to review his design. He finalized some sections, finished a wing, mounted an engine, then eted the other side to see what had to be done.

   

It was really starting to take shape now, and Blitukus already felt a sense of pride about it. He smiled, adjusted his goggles, and got to work finishing the steel parts of the aircraft. He finished riveting together the wings, and began mounting the other engine, attaching pistons, checking gears, making sure everything down to the individual rivets were in their proper place. He used the remaining steel to reinforce the fuselage and add struts to more firmly secure the engine and wings. Once again, snow blew about and the frigid winds howled. The howling intensified, and as the suns arc sank, snow built up and blew about the room. The magma loop helped heat the room, but the room was still open.

Winter is upon you.

Not much of a matter. Blitukus finished riveting in the shell of the cockpit, and pressed his goggles up, smiling as he looked at the completed steel structure of the craft.

   

Now he needed to smelt bronze, and make the more delicate equipment, the control mechanisms and linkages and control panel. He also noticed that he could adjust the controls to allow the engines to tilt slightly forward in vertical mode. Not too far forward, of course, otherwise the blade would strike the wing. So, in order to make bronze, he would need more malachite as he had used all that he had mined. It wasn't a big deal, since only 5 had to be mined to provide the 10 bronze bars. He smiled at the nearly complete craft as he walked away, down the tunnel, pickaxe in hand. He reached the small edge of the copper vein, and easily carved out 5 lumps of malachite. Cassiterite was in abundance, so now he just had to smelt it, and no coke was required. He hauled the lumps back tot he smelter. As he moved the cassiterite, he looked at it, and smiled, observing every detail. It was the first metal he had found digging into the mountain, nearly 2 years ago. He finished hauling some of the ore, stopped for a drink, and continued. He felt exhausted from his tireless work in assembling the aircraft, so he finished hauling another load, then went to bed. He reviewed Encased Evils and the materials index, and found that despite being radically different sources, they both agreed exactly on the nature of adamantine. It might be a subject for future investigation, he noted. He put the books down, and let himself fall asleep without removing his goggles. That day he had an odd dream. In it, he slipped on his bridge and fell down the chasm, reappearing at the clouds, and falling further, landing face first in the snow, embedding himself. He found himself uninjured as he excavated himself out of his personal impact crater, and as he looked around, he saw that he was nowhere near his home. All around was snowy tundra, but in the distance, he saw large steel buildings. There was a vast city there, yet it was entirely abandoned. All was still, and there was no activity within the city. Wires dangled from the eternally still buildings, covered in rust and left to a state of disrepair. He walked toward the ruins, and noted the level of rust. This was the ruin of a city of the future, left to decay for well over a thousand years and still counting. When he awoke, he felt the same sense of disturbance that he had felt from the previous dream.

Subconscious... what are you trying to tell me?

He got up, and went to rub his eyes but found he still had his goggles on. He was nearly done with his flying machine. He immediately went back to moving ore.

Is that what someone will try to unleash with my technology? They will never succeed, as I WILL stop that from happening, if it ever seems like it will.

He finished hauling the ore, and melted it down, pooling the molten bronze in the smelter, adjusting the mixture, and dumping the slag back into the magma. He poured bars until he was out of molten metal, and found that, as he had expected, the mixture yielded 10 stacks of bronze bars. He moved the bars to the storage behind the flying machine, and stopped to take a drink from the snow on the way. He looked out across the glacier, and then looked back down the tunnel. His sense of disgust melted, and he smiled. He would fly to meet his mother, and maybe, just maybe, if he made it back, he would be the one to protect the world from such atrocities. He finished hauling the bronze, and opened an engine casing, revealing the generator inside to be used to work the bronze.

   

He Hammered the bronze into the panels, tubing, wire, meters, levers, switches and buttons that would connect him to the various systems of the craft. Also made from bronze was the steam chamber that would hold the steam for the piston, one chamber per engine. He used pressure meters to give himself indication of the state of the engines, state of the turbines, as well as speed. For speed, he simply left a bronze tube open to the wind, and the faster he went, the more air would be crammed into the tube, raising the pressure reading. He bolted the panel in, adjusted the distance from the steel seat to fit him, and fitted the instruments in, levers in front of and to the side of the seat, switches on the panel. Making the lever that would control direction proved rather difficult, as it needed to freely move in all axes in order to control the aircraft on all axes. He used a ball design, and used spokes on the ball to hook to linkages that in turn fed to valves controlling steam flow. It was tedious, and occasionally frustrating, as it had to be done with precision and sometimes it was difficult to make all of the lines fit and not interfere with one another, but eventually, it had been done. He rolled the rocks out of the way from entrance, and stood before his achievement.

   

He smiled, then said to himself excitedly, "I've got a flying machine!" Likely a famous gnomish quote but something that hasn't been seriously spoken in over 200 years. He grinned, and stood, almost in awe of what he had accomplished himself. He walked around the cockpit, pressing his hand against the smooth shiny surface of the craft. He pulled himself up into the cockpit, and sat in the steel seat, bronze bolted to steel all around him. The panel and controls actually seemed comfortably configured for him. He flipped two switches, and there was a hissing and a dull rumble as the generators started. The gauge for steam pressure climbed rapidly.

I now depart the surface of this world. I have my steel wings and it's time for me to go to heaven. I'll be there in no time, mother!

He grinned softly, a tear of joy pooling into his goggles. He pushed the regulator forward. There was a loud hiss, and steam jetted out from the engines. There was a loud clank. The piston extended, the wheel turned, and the gears meshed. The piston retracted, and cycled. The blade turned, slowly, but speeding up. The room was filled with the sound of the steam engine hissing and sighing, the blades slicing through the air. He felt the force of the engine begin to pull the craft as he moved the regulator forward further. He felt the entire craft shift, and it began moving. It was working! He adjusted the engines tilt, and they tilted as planned, moving from a slightly forward tilt to straight up. The aircraft coasted out onto the glacier. The sun had just risen, and was casting its rays across the icy surface. Blitukus felt one with his machine, but it was only still a means to an end. He pressed the regulator forward more, slowly pressing it as far forward as it would go. The engine sent out a puff of grey steam, and began putting out larger puffs more rapidly. The blades rotation accelerated further, and the noise of it cutting through the air intensified. The crafts bat-wings bended slightly, and he felt the weight of the machine leaving the ground. The engines made quite a racket, spewing steam all over the snowy surface, but, the craft left less and less weight on the surface, and slowly parted with it. Inch by inch, it lifted off of the ground, nothing beneath it but air. Blitukus was flying. Inches became feet, and the flying machine accelerated, carrying him aloft. He laughed out of the joy of the moment. He had worked for two years, and the end result, this machine, really worked. He let it continue to ascend until it was quite a distance off the ground. Grinning, he looked over the side, and saw the entrance to his tunnel down below. He tilted the engines backward, and nosed the aircraft down. Now was the moment of truth, it hovered, but could it soar? He pulled a lever, and the blades inverted their pitch to push air rather than pull it. The flying machine fell downward but lurched forward. The nose of the aircraft pointed down, and the ground was coming up at an ever increasing rate, but the engines roared by him. He pulled back on the flight stick, and the craft responded. It slowly began to nose up. Still, he was unsure weather he would crash into the ground or not. He closed his eyes, and pulled the stick back as far as it would go. The acceleration pressed him down into his seat, and at any moment he expected it would all end in a mangled heap of steel. But, it didn't. He felt his orientation had changed, and opened his eyes. He was flying forward at high speed, slowly ascending into the sky. He was overcome by an inexplicable sense of joy at the sensation of flight. He found it was simply heavenly. He laughed loud, and adjusted his goggles. The wind was cold and bitter, but his clothes had a thick bit at the neck that acted like a scarf. He looked around. He was controlling over a ton of steel and bronze, soaring through the sky, and it really worked. He saw the meter for the turbine pressure rising. The turbine cought the rapidly moving air, and began to spin, churning the free energy devices that powered the engines. The engines let out a big burst of steam, then began to expel white steam rather than grey steam, and roared to their full potential, digging into the air and pressing Blitukus onto the back of his seat. The flying machine rapidly accelerated to speeds no bird could even dream of. The broad blades spun at a rate that made them appear as semi-transparent, shiny discs. He pulled up, and the craft responded rapidly, arcing upwards into the sky. He turned the craft around, and ascended above the mountain tops, flying through a cloud, leveling off as he ascended above. The aircraft glided steadily across the cloud tops as the sun sent down its rays across the vast space of air and land. The machine seemed to slide on air, and Blitukus moved the controls to keep it pointed properly in line with its own motion.

He spoke to the vast skies, "I'm coming, mother!" He sent the aircraft into a dive, and it accelerated further. He darted towards the ground, and as his speed reached unprecedented levels, the aircraft began to shake and warp slightly. Just before impact, he pulled up, the sheer force of maneuvering at such speeds drawing his blood toward his lower half. Indeed, he thought that if he hadn't have made those extra struts, the wings might have broken right then and there. He ascended once more, his speed making the terrain below a blur to him. He rocketed upwards, punching straight through the clouds, and continuing. He felt the wind pressing at the same speed, yet as he distanced himself from the surface, he felt he was moving slower. He was even leaving the clouds behind. He hadn't slowed much, in fact he was still going faster than when he had first surfaced above the clouds, yet he saw the meters for speed and turbine pressure falling. The engines began to lose power as the air driving the turbines thinned. Rapidly the air became far colder than it even was on the surface. He pushed the craft upward with all of the power he could muster from it, yet it lost more power the higher he went. Soon, he began to feel himself losing cohesion with his familiar realm, in fact, he felt as if he were about to leave for another dimension entirely.

I'm almost there. So, this is what it feels like going into heaven?

He grinned and tried to laugh but found it hard to do so. His vision became fuzzy and he became light headed. The sky above darkened its hue slightly, leaving a slight haze of atmosphere visible on the horizon. He was far above the clouds. He felt his strength leave him, and the cold was beginning to bother him less and less as he felt it less and less. One last time he admired the bronze panel and steel frame, shining brightly in the thin air. He saw the clouds, golden, motionless, far below, the darkened sky presenting a radiant aurora above, arcing near the sun.

This is it! Heaven!

His strength gone, the aircraft drifted out of control, and he slipped out of his seat. He felt detached from the situation, admiring the sky, the world, the steel and steam of his flying machine, and enjoyed the thin air and steam from the engines drifting through his fur. He felt detached from the rest of the world, as if it were all a dream. He looked up, and saw his flying machine take its course without him as he fell through the air. He saw the aurora, the haze of the atmosphere resting on the horizon, and saw the clouds motionless, far below him. He felt suspended in the air, suspended in space, suspended in time.

I won't be needing my steel wings anymore. I'm in heaven! I'll be walking among the angels! I'll be walking alongside my mother...

He no longer felt the cold, or his motion. He felt filled with a sense of peace. He felt extremely exhausted, too.

... after I... recuperate from my flight.

He drifted out of consciousness, and plummeted downward, the unmanned flying machine spiraling out of control through the sky toward the ground.

A while later...

Blitukus awoke from his rest, and felt himself independent from space, time, and most of his senses. He felt he was laying on a powdery surface, a dull wind blowing through his fur. He heard a flapping, and something set down by him.

Mother? Is that you? I'VE MADE IT!

But... he began to sense it wasn't his mother. He muttered, "... you're an angel?" The being by him responded, in a female voice with an Irish accent, "Well I'm flattered! Most people'd call me a demon first!"

Demon? No, I couldn't have gone... NO!

He felt his sense of touch returning, and felt the bitter cold of the area. Hell was supposed to be impossibly hot, yet the cold stabbed into him like a goblins dagger. It was a familiar cold. He was still alive, within the mortal plane. He opened his eyes, and found his vision fuzzy. He blinked several times, and when he looked at the being, he nearly yelled out of being startled by her appearance, and her size. He slowly stood up, and looked at her.

   

He was looking right at the famous and infamous Red Dragon of the Arctic. She spoke, "Looks like we're even now! Good thing I know how to play catch with magic, but sorry about your flyin' machine, playin' catch with a ton and a half of metal flyin' through the sky at 200 miles an' hour is a bit of a tall order even for yours truely!" Blitukus responded, "We're even...?" The red dragon spoke, "Yeah, I saved your arse a couple o' times, and nearly killed ya a couple of times. So how's your magic comin' along?"

I haven't the slightest clue what to say to such a magnificent creature... erm...

"... magic? You must have the wrong talking dog!"

Blitukus laughed nervously. She spoke, "Maybe, but before I cook ya up and eat ya, tell me, what do you think of my nature?"

She's going to eat me?!

Somehow, Blitukus sensed that the dragon was actually a kind being, despite the menacing speech. He responded, "You're good natured, with no tendencies to order or chaos." She replied, "Exactly! See, I told you I was gunna eat you and you said I'm good natured, and how else would you know I'm neutral on the chaos scale? You can sense the alignment of just about anything! That's magic." Blitukus laughed at the thought, but thought about it. He had always had insight into peoples motives before even really meeting them. Such intuition would prove useful in the future. The dragon continued, "One more question..." She walked up to him and held him in place, shouting into his face, "What kinda buffoonery was THAT?! Flyin' 5 miles high and thinkin' the lack of air wouldn't get to your head! Not even I would fly that high!"

Blitukus' ears hurt a bit after she finished. She let him go, and spoke, "Now that maybe I've blasted some sense into your ears, you'll be sure to think twice first. Bein' smart without bein' wise will put you 6 feet under when you want it the least."

Blitukus rubbed his ears, but he knew that for some reason she cared about him. Otherwise, why would she bother to share her eternal wisdom? He realized... it was likely she was out here alone for a rather long time.

Blitukus spoke, "I wanted to reach heaven, to revisit a dead relative." The dragon laughed, "Congratulations, you damn near made it!" Blitukus smiled, and she smiled back. She asked, "So, my new, short, fuzzy friend, would you like a tour of my hole in the ground?" Blitukus nodded, and followed her through the snow. He offered, "When we're done would you like a look around my tunnels?" She replied, "Heck yeah! But if I get stuck in 'em you're getting me out." Blitukus laughed.

Nearby, to his right, his tunnels entrance was still there. Nearby to his left, his flying machine was partially buried in the snow, but still mostly intact. It had soft-crashed in soft material, and minor repairs would likely bring it back to working order. It could have easily ended up a mangled heap of unrecognizable scrap as well. He was finally getting Lucks attention. His flying machine worked, and it could take him far, but it couldn't take him to heaven. He would need to devise a new machine, but now he could fly back to his empire, share his technologies, and make use of the empires resources to reach heaven, with the peoples permission, of course. He smiled, inwardly and outwardly. He felt capable of building anything. No matter what it took, he would reach his mother.
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Now THAT was long XD

It was worth it, though.

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« Reply #98 on: October 28, 2007, 11:09:00 pm »

Daayaamn.

So, one question.  Even if the new version comes out, will you still finish this story in the old version?  I'm assuming you will, myself.

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« Reply #99 on: October 29, 2007, 12:12:00 am »

Yeah, not much choice there. Saves aren't backwards compatible, and the only Blitukus is the original. Although, after this, I'll get accustomed to the new version and use it. It looks like theres a lot more ways to be <strike>dumb</strike> funny and clever.   :)

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« Reply #100 on: October 29, 2007, 08:38:00 am »

How many of these FREKIN AMASING caractes can there actually be?
I am in awe, you leave me whiteout words AlanL, amazing, Beyond Quality.

I had thought of a lot more ting to say, but my mouth is just hanging open at the endless stream of miracles coming from your keyboard.

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #101 on: October 29, 2007, 04:16:00 pm »

She revealed herself!.
God danm that scaley little beast.I knew hireing someone only 3000 years old woald be the undeath of me.The reaper will have my badge for this.
If she decides to come out of that little lair of hers in the arctic,ill make sure to put a Dragons Bane arrow into her!.
*Loads up a strange looking Cross Bow with a Black Skull at the end of the handle.*
/Mutter/Stupid scaley beast./End mutter/
Epic story so far AlanL...im going to look for someone.
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« Reply #102 on: October 29, 2007, 05:04:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Bringer of Ironic Deaths:
<STRONG>The reaper will have my badge for this.</STRONG>

Or maybe I will take myself.
And don't you have a toast to burn? (see the elf tread)
quote:
I think Armok might actually have felt something on the same order of magnitude of what I feel for Fale and Blitukus.

Might be, it IS frekin awesome, however you should take into account that I have an tendency to exaggerate everything, but on the other hand this actually feels like an exception.

I was going to list every part of this story and tell you why it is the most awesome ting ever, but I really think it is more efficient to just tel you that fact and that this is Beyond Quality.

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #103 on: October 29, 2007, 05:32:00 pm »

*Drops cross bow.*
I can only do so many things at the same time!.Like hunting for a dragon,but also destroying the polor ice caps all at once.Which woald then make mayhem for those pittiful humans,and burden the infuriateing elves.I mean,who can cunduct Thousands of ironic execution's around the globe,while makeing unironic chaos for the races all at once,with out much problem?.Im only a half mortal.Not like you gods with you're fancy powers of bending reailty,and you're cushy ultimate stations of power..all you have to do is sit around and wait for the next blood filled death of a dwarven fort!.
Wheres an Atom bomb when you need one...
*Goes off looking for a certain dragon to take anger out on.*
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quot;You see friend, there are rules here. I make those rules, you follow them, and if you dont follow them, ill stuff that crossbow of yours where the sun dont shine. Whats that? You say were already deep underground?" -Moments before a incompetent dwarf

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #104 on: October 30, 2007, 12:21:00 am »

Thanks   :D

I'm glad the old wiki got archived, and starting from scratch helps further emphasize the magnitude of the new update.

I find a certain pride in the notion that I'm still using what has become an Oldskool version seemingly overnight to do this too   :p
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Blitukus followed the dragon along the mountainside as he slowly recovered the full extent of his senses. He had only heard her name as the "Red Dragon of the Arctic", but he suspected her parents must have named her something. He asked, "What's your name?" She responded, "I'm Dracha, but my foes call me 'OH GOD RUN!!' You?" Blitukus replied, "I am Blitukus Siegedriven of Anthath Sizet." She responded, "Anthath Sizet? The famous kingdom of peace and liberty? I bet Armok didn't like the idea of his slaves talkin' about freedom and liberty. In fact... I sense there's been a great loss over there recently. Is that why you're all the way out here?" He replied, "Yes... my mother was the queen, Fale Siegedriven..... she was assassinated. I barely escaped with my life." He laid his ears down, and sighed through his nose. She responded, "Oh dear... I'm sorry." He replied, "Don't be, I finally have someone to talk to about it." She smiled at him as they neared the entrance to her lair.

They entered, and immediately, Blitukus noticed a certain aetherial aura. The air was full of the scent of water mist, and several stones were placed, each having runes on it. To Blitukus, this was truly cavernous. Indeed, the central chamber beyond the entrance tunnel was a dome carved into the mountain, 100 feet in diameter and 30 feet tall. In the center was a circle of runed stones with pedestal in the center. Dracha walked into the middle, and turned back to face Blitukus. She spoke, "You know one of Armoks henchmen offered me some contract work. He nearly ordered me to kill you even! Too bad for him I only accept contracts to piss off whoever issued it. If there's one thing that pisses me off it's those bloody humans that hoard gold and kill everyone off for profit, and their favorite weapon is the contract. I woulda told the henchmen to piss off but messing up the contract on purpose is one of the funniest things! You should try it some time!"

Blitukus laughed. He asked, "Is there any ancient wisdom there?" She replied, "Yeh, don't trust Perfectly Dressed Humans. The lot deserves an eternities' stay in an adamantine cell!... Somethin' tells me, Armok's using you." Blitukus seemed startled, "What?" She replied, "Just a hunch. Anyway, have a look around the upward tunnels. It's where a lot of my power comes from." Blitukus walked into the center of the room, and looked up. There was a tunnel going straight up to the sky. The runes on the stones glowed slightly, and the tunnel above was lined with glowing crystal, aligned perfectly to a configuration only the Dragons would understand.

Magic could contact the dead. Maybe Dracha could relay messages between me and my mother?

Blitukus asked, "Could you contact the dead? I wish to speak with my mother, and I would be very grateful if you could make it happen." She replied, "If this were the year 100, I'd be happy to... but it's the year 1081. You know magic used to be immensely powerful! It made life heavenly, and we could bend the world to our will. Now magic's gone and faded quite a bit. This lair of mine is an old relic from the Draconic Civilizations. I would help you contact your mother but there simply isn't enough mana flux anymore!" Blitukus felt slightly disappointed, but he felt determined to find his own path.

Magic can not bring me to or allow me to speak with my mother. Technology also cannot bring me to heaven, but, perhaps technology can allow me to speak into the heavens. I know of no kind of device that could send a message into the heavens, but I will develop one, even if I spend the rest of my life developing it.

Dracha stood, and held her hand out. Arcs of energy collected in her hand from the crystals around, and a ball of blue energy formed. she spoke, "Still got a bit of a kick to it still, though!" She held the energy up, and soon it engulfed both her and Blitukus. Blitukus felt the space around him snapping and warping, and a fraction of a second later, he found himself outside once more, standing in front of his tunnel, Dracha standing behind him. She spoke, "You know back in the ol' days we had teleporter hubs that networked the whole world. Nowadays it's getting hard for even me to bend space, and someone your size wouldn't have a chance in hell!"

Maybe I would have a chance... in hell.

He pondered the idea for a moment, and put it aside. He was not a master of magic. Dracha spoke, "Now, My turn, I want to see what you've been up to!" Blitukus and Dracha exchanged snickers, and Blitukus walked down his tunnel, Dracha following behind. She had to stoop down quite a bit and retract her wings fully to fit within the kobolds tunnels, but at least she was still able to stand. Tunnel space had an odd exemption from the laws of volume it seemed. "Small enough to make two cats crawl over one another, and big enough for a hundred elephants to make their way through," commented one of the dwarven books. Dracha commented, "Just walking in the place makes me feel separated from my power source. I've got a feeling I've entered a true domain of technology here." Blitukus smiled and nodded as he led her down the tunnels. She simply walked through the cave river, the water being only knee deep to her. She noted aloud, "Funny thing that is, magic's gone and faded but technology's gotten much more powerful. I wouldn't be half surprised if technology ends up bein' the new magic!" Blitukus laughed. He wouldn't be surprised either. She spotted the levers and doors and channels and steam technology as she passed through his home. She even peeked in the work room and seemed to be pleasantly surprised to see the new forms of industry that her new friend had created. He showed her the prototype free energy device, commenting, "Fluids have odd habits in this world!" Dracha laughed, and stopped by the statue as they continued down.

   

She looked right into the statues eyes, smiled at it, then calmly drank the magma from its cupped hands. She seemed to enjoy it. She commented, "Spicy! Just how I like it!" Blitukus gazed in disbelief for a second, then laughed, "I see you have a taste for exotic beverages!" She replied, "Yeh, it's a shame it tends to be bad for yer health if you're not a dragon." They continued down, past the mines, and down to the magma feed. Blitukus spoke, "This is the end of the road." She replied, "Looks like a highway to me." She then walked into the magma, and lay back in it, floating. She spoke, "I like your place! It's almost the technology equivalent of mine!" Blitukus watched the incredible sight of the giant reptile floating on the magma, and laughed at the preposterity of it.

   

Dracha spoke, as she floated down the magma river, "Looks like I'll be takin' the inferno express home! My magic won't help you get to heaven, but I left some gifts on yer table I got back in my adventuring days. I won't be needin' 'em anymore so I figured 'why not?' Good luck, Blitukus!" She waved, and he waved back. Shortly after, she drifted away, down the magma river. Gifts? He walked back up the tunnel and to his room. She had brought him humor in a time of despair, and laughter brought with it one of the greatest forms of relief. She was, indeed, a true friend. He looked on the table, and there were two items, small notes by each. One was a small blue crystal, the note reading "Crystal of Accuracy: Hot item back in the day, used to be used in all sorts of weapons! Hasn't quite worked since around 750. Find a use for it and you can keep it." He examined it. The crystal seemed to glow slightly, magnifying precisely the light of its surroundings. The next item was a hollow glass sphere, with a crystal orb on the inside, copper connecting the orb to the class. The note read, "Sphere of Direction: It'll tell you exactly where your next objective is. I don't need it anymore since I've settled down, but you're on a quest for the heavens! Maybe it'll help ya." Blitukus picked it up. The orb within seemed to emit a glow that pointed through the stone walls, to a point far in the distance. Strangely, it seemed to point toward another mountain range, miles and miles away, that Blitukus hardly remembered. He smiled.

Crystal of Accuracy... well there was one kind of device that I could never quite get to stay accurate.

He walked back to the stockpiles, and took some of the leftover bronze scraps. He carried the scraps back to the smelter, recycling the scraps into usable material. Then, he took that to the magma forge, and made a small device casing, small enough to fit in his hand. Then, he made several gears, making sure they all fit together, designed to tick and latch. He took the original design for a mechanical clock, and miniaturized it, even adding in extra features such as a roller that indicated the date. He carefully placed the small, delicate components together and seated the roller into its proper place. Inside the device, he designed the counting mechanism to be controlled by the slight motion of a crystal, and placed the Crystal of Accuracy within. After finishing, he placed the face plate on, seating the gears controlling the hands in with the rest of the timepiece, the rollers showing the date through the plate. He left the completed device, and took a drink from the river, thinking to himself what the date actually was.near the end of 1081, but he had forgotten the exact date. He returned, and his timepiece read "12:00 AM, Granite 1 0000". He wound up the timepiece, and set it into motion, curious as to what the crystal would do. The hands and rollers advanced as if the device were broken. He frowned, disappointed, but then laughed in surprise as the timepiece stopped and began to act normally, indicating precisely "04:11 AM, Opal 15 1081". He held in his hand a small, relatively simple device, but a true rarity, an example of magic and technology peacefully working in unison. He smiled, closed the timepiece, and placed it in his pocket. He stopped to eat, then walked back up the tunnel. He left the tunnel, and walked back to the 'landing' site of his flying machine. It was partially buried, but had belly-flopped and skidded. It wouldn't fly in this state, but maybe it could bring itself back to the storage. He dug out as much of the aircraft as he could, dumping the snow from the cockpit to the side. Then, he jumped into the frigid compartment, snow melting under him. He felt his legs adhering to the metal surface, but ignored it. He found that the steam chambers were still pressurized, but the engines had automatically shut themselves off on impact. He tried to change the tilt of the engines, but those pistons refused to function. He reversed the tilt of the blades, and those responded. Now the engines would pull the craft backwards. It was probably a dumb idea, but it was the only way Blitukus knew to get the aircraft back into the storage in one piece. He pressed the regulator forward, and one engine began to turn with limited power. The other began to turn, let out a sharp "BANG!", spat out a plume of black smoke, then stopped working. Blitukus steered the craft with as much force as he could, compensating for the dead engine. Slowly the flying machine pulled its nose out of the snow, and began to slide at an angle back toward the cliff. It skidded slowly and proved very difficult to control, the one engine only barely running, spitting out dark grey smoke, the bent blade sloppily pulling at the air. He found the flying machine stumbled in many directions across the ice, and he nearly crashed it into the cliff face, but through a matter of luck and final skill in operating, managed to slowly slide it into the storage room. It was still partially in the open, and was parked crooked, but it was home. Blitukus shut off all of the equipment, and jumped out of the cockpit. He left it there, and walked back to bed. He wanted to be well rested to repair the craft, and in his current state he was liable to make mistakes. He sighed as he looked back at the damaged machine.

Looks like I've got work to do! Tomorrow, anyway.

He lay in bed, and allowed his mind to wander, exploring the possibilities of a device with which to speak to the heavens. Magic achieved this through aetherial transmissions of energy, which contained the message embedded in the energy. He would need to find a technology that could also transmit energies, carrying messages swiftly through thin air. He had steam and steel, but he was lacking this energy. His thoughts carried him into his sleep. That day he found himself floating among the stars in his dream. He idly floated to one of these stars, and found himself viewing the celestial dance of the stars and worlds once again. He viewed his homeworld with a smile, and felt himself being pulled away. He found himself near another world near the same star. He saw it was white, with a beautiful ring around it. He smiled, and felt that there was something very important about this beautiful but barren, lifeless world. When he awoke, he checked his timepiece. He had slept for nearly 8 hours, and it was 5:01 PM. He reflected upon his dream, and felt as if he were nearing some sort of major discovery, yet he seemed lost on what to build next. He knew what he would be working on next, though. He walked back to the storage, and salvaged one of the generators, configuring it as a magma loop. It took a lot of effort and care not to break anything, but he heated the damage surfaces and reshaped them, smoothing the dented platings, straightening the bent blades, sealing the cracks on gears, removing snow from the turbines, renewing the structure of the generators, and in general performing numerous tasks to repair numerous cases of minor damage that together seriously impaired the aircrafts function. Repairing the damage wasn't difficult, but since numerous cases of damage had to be repaired, it still took a long time. He smiled as he realized a significant detail; his flying machine survived a 5 mile fall with 'nothing but a few scratches', compared to what could've happened. It even powered itself back to the storage. His machines were tough. A token reflection of the strength of the love for his mother. He smiled, knowing that he would eventually have the means to speak with his mother. Bit by bit, the dented and broken parts of the machine straightened and took their former shape as Blitukus brought the machine back to glorious health. It took a large amount of time, but no new material was needed. Eventually, he finished resetting the last joint. He had his steel wings once more, but now he was going to use them for a more conventional journey. He now had his means to escape from the tundra. The prince was going to return to his empire, and sooner or later, he would build the technological means to shout into the heavens.
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I was originally planning to have more, but this is a good stopping point and it's getting a bit late.

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