Thanks
I knew that post was anticlimactic, but unfortunately, that was unavoidable as you said. I didn't think it would reflect on the characters though.
Kazo walked in knowing only the bare minimums regarding tech. So, Blitukus is teaching it from the ground up. You'll see with this post that it progresses back upwards. You can't expect Kazo to go making and using high tech without knowing the basic levels first. Unfortunately, since we're all used to a technological world, although simple magic still seems cool, simple technology is of course, rather mundane.
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Blitukus, "Good to hear!" Blitukus began to notice... although Kazo was still fully functional... it seemed the shine of his adamantine exterior had dulled slightly. Blitukus asked, "Does adamantine tarnish at all?" Kazo looked at his hands, then looked at Blitukus, "Not exactly, but I should wash this off." Blitukus replied, "There is a water channel feed into the..." Blitukus noticed Kazo walk right to the edge of the magma channel. Kazo seemed to wash himself off with magma, but never submerged himself and was careful to get the magma off long before it cooled. Kazo spoke as he did this, "I've seen dragons do this but the first time I tried it I partially turned myself into an obsidian statue! Arkus and I had a good laugh about that one! Ah... Arkus... I'll miss you." Blitukus sighed... it might be a good idea to change the subject. Blitukus asked, "Why do you not submerge yourself? It would get rid of instantaneous solidification problems." Kazo replied, "Too much heat and thermal expansion makes my crystals shatter. Good thing I was told about that before it happened! I still love doing this though, nice and warm! I think it might be too warm for you though." Blitukus snickered, "Indeed." Kazo finished, checked to make sure not a drop of magma was left on his surface, shook off, then stood. Kazos adamantine surface now shined as if it were forged the previous day. Kazo spoke, "Much better! I'll just sit here and cool off. I'm eager to see what you're doing next, though." Kazo sat upon the anvil of the magma forge. Blitukus nodded... what would he do next? He still had another pig tail... and dwarven ale was a very good drink. It was mentioned in the book that the alcohol content of dwarven booze is, on average, high enough to allow it to serve as an effective antibacterial agent, only dwarven ale tasted far better. He didn't need it, but it would help to pass the time. And perhaps Kazo would be interested in trying it... the thought of a drunken reptile amused Blitukus. First, Blitukus felt simply thirsty. He stopped for a drink from the river, then afterwards, Blitukus gathered every bit of pig tail he could find, brought it back with the now empty booze barrel, and then brewed the pig tails into dwarven ale, matching the dwarven recipe. When he was done, he offered some to Kazo. Kazo spoke, "I already tried that once. It didn't work, but it did help make my mouth shinier! I don't think many constructs can get drunk." Blitukus snickered, "I see." Blitukus then moved the barrel bull of booze back to the central tunnel. Blitukus returned. Kazo grinned, "I just remembered, 'Miner's tip 58: If you're out of mana to make an explosion, dwarven booze makes a fine substitute!'" Blitukus snickered... it was an idea... a rather risky one. It seemed he had mined as much as he had needed to anyway. Kazo continued, "Of course, the dwarven mining guild condemned the booze bombers for committing atrocities... and the elves condemned the dwarven mining guild for committing atrocities... and then the booze bombers condemned the elves for committing atrocities. That's the circle of political life!" Blitukus laughed, "Much too true... especially among humans." Kazo asked, "What's a human?" Blitukus responded, "You have never seen a human before? Well... of course, they did not appear until after the first demonic war. They are like elves, only bigger, slower, and without the pointy ears." Kazo responded, "Another race of hairless apes... they really are an odd bunch, but fun to watch!" Blitukus nodded. Blitukus then walked to the door of the work room... to find Dracha walking up the tunnel.
Blitukus exited the work room, Dracha walking up to meet him. Blitukus spoke, "Hello, Dracha." Dracha replied, "Great news... but first, mind If I have a drink?" He noticed Dracha looking at the barrel of fresh ale. Blitukus had little use for it, seeing as he did not have a drinking habit nor was he short on food. Blitukus nodded, "Help yourself." Dracha spoke, "Thanks!" Dracha then took up the entire barrel as if it were a mug, and drank from it. Dracha finished, then set it back down, "Hey, this stuff ain't half bad! An' comin' from me, that's sayin' quite a bit!" Blitukus smiled... then looked up to see Kazo, slowly and carefully making his way up to the top of Drachas head. Dracha spoke, "You know... I got this weird feelin' on top of my head..." Kazo lay belly-down on Drachas head, bending his head down so he was staring right into Drachas face. Kazo grinned. Dracha seemed to go cross-eyed for a moment, then looked at Blitukus, "Hey, what did ya put in this?" Blitukus snickered, "Nothing unusual." Kazo jumped off of Drachas head, spinning in midair, and landing, facing Dracha. Kazo smiled, "So I see the Adventurous Apprentice is still around! It's been a while!" Dracha hesitated, then spoke, "... Kazo?..." Kazo replied, "I still remember the time you turned that old, broken alchemy lab into a still! How've you been?" Dracha replied, "I've been doin' fine thanks to Blitukus here... say, where'd you come from anyway?" Kazo replied, "Blitukus found me and brought me back to life! You might say I slept in a bit..." Kazo then spoke to Blitukus, "Thanks again! If you need my help, count me in!" Blitukus smiled, "Thank you..." Blitukus then looked at Dracha, and continued, "I found him by digging under a ruined building in the year 2421... I brought him back with me, and used the cat amulet. Now the amulet is part of him." Dracha spoke, "So ya dug under some old ruins and found him? I've heard of a 'living fossil' before but this is ridiculous!" Blitukus snickered. Kazo smiled. Dracha continued, "Kazo an' I are probably gunna want a chat, so I might as well tell you the news now Blitukus. I just unearthed the motherlode of gems, all those power crystals I refined are gunna help a lot when it comes to the colony. I sent out a message to all the other dragons... a lot of 'em thought I was tellin' jokes at first but I told them I was very serious. They were speechless... I told 'em to get their rumps in gear, we'll be out of here soon enough! Third... I don't know what was going on but I saw of all things a little grey cat messin' with my mana generator! I don't know what the cat was doin' with it but... somehow it was actually working better after the cat saw me and left! That was some weird stuff!" There was that cat again... perhaps the gods had missed one? Kazo spoke, "I think I'll just head over to your place. I can't wait to see what you've been up to these last 1400 years!" Dracha smiled, "Yeh, it's to the right after you leave Blitukus' tunnels. Keep going along the mountain face until you see a cave. There I am!" Blitukus asked, "Before you leave, I have been curious about one thing... what is the story behind the legend of the dragon laying on vast piles of gold?" Dracha replied, "Gold is nice, it feels good on our scales and we like how it looks. One day some humans saw a dragon enjoying some gold he'd dug out of his cave... they went in, and even though they could've asked and he would've given 'em a part of it, they wanted it all, so they drew their swords and started taking swings at him. The end result of what happened next was 4 swords stuck in the wall, 4 burnt up suits of armor, 4 charred bodies, and one dragon grumbling about a rude awakening. He took the bodies and hung 'em up outside to warn would-be robbers not to mess with him, so what happened? It made the humans think he was evil, so they sent even MORE of their kind. Stupid humans. Anyway, I've got more crystals to refine, stuff to polish up for the big day. It may still seem like a long ways off but it'll be here fast! I'll show up again sooner or later. Until then, good luck!" Blitukus smiled and waved, "Same to you, Dracha." Dracha walked down the tunnel, Kazo following. She reached the chasm, and then took off from the bridge... instead of walking through the glacier, Kazo leapt off of the bridge, ran against the wall, gripping it with his claws, then jumped again, landing on Drachas back. Dracha was surprised at first, then laughed. Kazo did still want to know more about technology... he should be back soon. In the mean time, Blitukus had some time to sit and think about what he would do in preparation for the big day...
Blitukus went back to his room, sat, and thought... Kazo did count as an observer... and Kazo did love to observe. If Kazo was around when he was operating any heavily probability-dependent device, such as the time machine or the cat relic... he would need Kazo to be cooperative. Kazo had a refined and powerful will... perhaps together they could much more accurately operate these devices. Until then, he still had quite a bit of time... he also realized, the cat relic, in order to fully do its job... also likely had to be unobserved when it performed it. Would he even have indication if it had worked or not? Likely the results would be obvious and drastic. Blitukus continued thinking about various implications, and eventually found himself hungry again... he was tired of plump helmet, and would rather NOT eat those biscuits. He retrieved a meals worth of bread, and ate it. He found it actually tasted rather pleasant. It seemed to be filling and nutritious. He smiled, and saved some... even though Kazo was a construct, perhaps he still was capable of tasting. Blitukus walked down to the very bottom of his tunnel, peering into the adamantine he had mined through, peering out into the now unoccupied prison... that demon... all of those demons... Blitukus walked to a section of unmined adamantine, and placed his hand against the wall. These walls would crumble on new years of 2000. It seemed new years day was marked with many tragedies... and after 2000 especially... never again would it be the festive day it once was. Those fireworks were now nothing but a memory. The temperature was infernal, so he did not stay for long at all. Blitukus sighed, and walked back up... further, and further, the temperature plummeting, until he reached the deathly, frozen surface. Hours had passed... where was Kazo? It was a glacial winter night... soon to be the day Blitukus now regarded with no joy... although civilization may have over the course of centuries put Fales death behind and once more welcomed new years with festivities, welcomed it as a sign of being one year further into the future... it would never be so enjoyable for Blitukus... but it would always remind him that as order turned to chaos, times natural flow took but one direction, and carried all else with it. Blitukus stood at the exit of the tunnel... the arctic winds blew. Blitukus sighed... suddenly, he began to hear the scruffing of claws digging through snow. He saw a distant blue glow quickly moving across the glacier... this glow quickly moved up, Kazo becoming visible in the moonlight. Kazo ran to the mountainside, and leapt up to the top of the cliff using various narrow ledges as landing points on the way up. Blitukus saw Kazo running along the top of the cliff... then Kazo seemed to leap up high into the air, and come down upon a steep, snowy slope. Kazos adamantine feet slid nearly frictionlessly upon the frozen surface, allowing him to reach immense speeds. A natural rock formation curved the slope upwards into a ramp... Blitukus watched as Kazo launched off of the rock formation, performing a back flip in midair, then landing in the snow right in front of Blitukus, sending a cloud of snow forth. Kazo had landed with precision and accuracy, his hand forming a third landing point, his other hand held behind him. Kazo looked up at Blitukus, and smiled, "Snowboarding without a board, you should try it some time!" Blitukus snickered, "I do not think my legs are up to that. Also, my feet are not as frictionless as yours and I happen to lack a board as well." Kazo stood, "Aww, I was hoping we could race down the slope." Kazo then looked around, spotting the electromagnetic wave generator and the armored vehicle in storage. Kazo spoke, "Now that vehicle looks heavy! What do these do?" Blitukus responded, "The wave generator is for communication, and the armored vehicle is... well... a machine of war. I intend to change the latter eventually, though. The details and inner workings of these devices are more advanced subjects that I will describe later. You seem to have understood the basics well enough, and perhaps we could move on to steel and steam-works." Kazo commented, "Steam is fun to work with! It used to have these magical properties that made it burn through almost anything! Dwarves used to make virtually impenetrable traps with it... I guess it doesn't work any more?" Blitukus shook his head, "Magic is not what it used to be, and I am afraid it may never return." Kazo spoke, "So then technology has picked up a new use for steam? I'd love to hear about it!" Blitukus led Kazo back into the tunnel, "You have a constant thirst to know more, an admirable trait." Kazo replied, "I've got quite an appetite for knowledge!" Blitukus replied, "Speaking of that..." Blitukus led Kazo back to his room, and offered Kazo the last of the bread. Kazo grinned, showing his pointy adamantine teeth, "I don't eat plants. Thanks for the offer though!" A moment passed... Kazo started looking around, his tail waving around slowly, "I am starting to get a little low on mana though. I'll be back before you know it!" Kazo then left, turning to go to the chamber. Blitukus sat back in his chair, listening to Kazo operate the dynamos... after he taught Kazo about steam and steel, he would move on to toe height of what he had achieved, electricity, the wave generator, the calculating machine, and finally, the time machine itself. Blitukus' may combine magic and technology, but it seemed that Kazo actually would soon embody this combination. This had several implications, but in the mean time, his own quest still had several implications...
Spring has arrived!
The cold outside was starting to let up... it was that day once again. Blitukus sighed, and walked out of the room. He walked toward the chamber... apparantly Kazo was already done, for wisps of steam were present, but other than that, the channels were empty and the machines were off. Kazo was also nowhere to be seen... "Happy new years!", Kazo spoke. Blitukus looked behind himself to see Kazo standing at the other end of the tunnel. Kazo approached. Blitukus replied, "Unfortunately, I find I cannot enjoy this day... it brings back too much pain. It does mark year 6 of my quest though... and reminds me that I near my quests end." Kazo replied, "I have to admit, I think you're the most dedicated kobold I've seen." Blitukus replied, "Thank you." Kazo then spoke, "I was wondering about something..." Kazo then moved by Blitukus, walking back into the cavern, Blitukus following along. Kazo then positioned himself between the particle cannon and the portal ring, positioning himself in a defensive pose, ready to cast a shield. Kazo spoke, "This looks like some kind of energy cannon. I wonder if I can block one of it's shots. Let's find out! It's been a while since I've had a real test of my shields." Blitukus sighed, "I had silently sworn... I would never use the particle cannon against a living being, ever." Kazo spoke, "Aww... I still want to see what this looks like when it fires." Blitukus replied, "You will... in fact, I may ask for your help in operating these machines once I have taught you about the more advanced technologies." Kazo smiled. Although his quest was getting close to its end, many new possibilities were opening up... Blitukus still wondered what his mother had arranged for his birthday, and when it would be useful. Blitukus hoped, that in the end... all possibilities would be opened up, and he would be able to focus down on the one, the one in which his mother still lived. This also presented an opportunity for Kazo... in the very same event, perhaps a solution could be found where Arkus had never died. Possibilities were opening up, but what were they turning out to be? It would be resolved soon enough, and Blitukus felt confident that it would somehow turn out alright in the end.