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AlanL

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2007, 06:18:00 pm »

I update so often because doing this is fun, so I do it a lot    :p

Hmm, the game just reminded me, his name is spelled Blitukus, not Blitikus. I pronounce both about the same, and thats probably why i was writing his name wrong    :p

Oh well, it's a minor error.
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Any sort of machine would require plenty of metal, and Blitukus had plenty of metal. There was still a problem. He had metal, but it was all within the rocks, and he had no coal to smelt it with. He would need to expand his workplace for wood burning and smelting furnaces. In order to even make coal, he would need to take a logs worth of wood and burn it into charcoal, then mine coke and make bars of coal. After that, no wood would be needed, but the margin for error was nonexistent... there were only 3 logs worth of wood within a 200 mile radius of his home, and he had already used one of those three to make a bed out of.

He moved boulders into the masons workshop and began making the blocks to the specifications needed for a suitable furnace. He wanted fuel for his machines, but his body wanted fuel also. He stopped to eat. He savored the meal for it was the some of the only meat he would have for a long time, seeing as he was the only prominent animal life around outside of vermin. He rested temporarily after finishing the blocks, and, with his new-found skill, carved more room for the new workshops. Just as he was about done digging, nature finished its project in the farm room. More plants were in need of harvesting, and Blitukus obliged, the thought of wilted plants not appealing to him. There were a multitude of jobs to do to sustain an underground home, and Blitukus was only one person. On the bright side, it would mean he would develop his skills further in diverse fields.

Finishing the excavation, Blitukus took half of the blocks, and lay them to create a sealed fire chamber, the chimney connecting to a large, deep crack in the ceiling that Blitukus created a circular opening to. The crack likely weaved left and right and eventually reached the top, and the smoke would escape through it. If not, then Blitukus would suffocate on carbon monoxide upon making the charcoal. It was a risk worth taking, though. At least that was a relatively painless death. He took the rest of the blocks, and began to make a smelting furnace within the newly dug space. He built it on the rough floor, smoothing portions to make a suitable surface to lay blocks upon. As he assembled the furnace, he chipped a duct in the ceiling to carry the smoke out to the same crack. The smelter was in essence the same as the wood furnace, only near the bottom there was a special assembly of blocks with a series of vacancies. The molten metal would drain there, and when the slag was skimmed off, a series of metal bars would be able to be retrieved after cooling.

When he finished, he walked across the river and exited the tunnel. The wood was snow-covered but preserved in the cold. He made haste, as the cold bit at him like a mad dog. He dragged the scrap wood across the bridge, the shaky rough stone nearly collapsing beneath him, and then continued into the work room. He lay the scrap wood efficiently into the furnace, and with a bit of effort and friction, started the fire to make charcoal. After a while of careful tending to the process, he finally managed to produce good charcoal. He took in a deep breath, and felt perfectly fine. The crack in the ceiling did indeed vent the smoke out of the top of the mountain. Now he needed coal, but the mountain had shown no coal, nor any trace of coal. He thought carefully about what he had seen when mining, and remembered... he didn't see coal while digging, but maybe, just out of the corner of his eye...

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2007, 07:20:00 pm »

You know what I'm abaut to say, it's the same thing I say after evry update, so I realy don't have to say it, but stil;

THIS STORY IS THE MOST AWESOME STORY EVER! IT'S BEYOND QUALITY! IT MENACES WHIT SPIKES OF ¤PURE AWESOMENESS¤! IT BEATS LOTR AND EVEN COMPETES WHIT DF ITSELF!!!

That last one was heresy, albeit true. *gos beating myself up whit a religious belt, or something*

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2007, 08:48:00 pm »

Truely epic,but dont think tolkien's spirt wont send balrogs after you when you speak blasphemy!.
Keep up the good work.
*Mutters to himself once again: Danm..little kobold bugger jumped out of the way...so much for that ironic death...Next time twit! next time!.Maybe a flood....*
Dont make me have to greet him in person!.    :D

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2007, 09:03:00 pm »

(semi-spoily)
Actually, the big red being that catapulted the anvil will be making a full appearance sometime relatively soon   :D

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2007, 09:20:00 pm »

Poor Little 2 foot tall canine with the brain the size of spain...ill have to cook  up something dreadfully ironic,wont I?.Its the way a death should be!.Sucsessful death or failed death,all the same.... *Shrugs,then teleports away in a flash of red light.A little note is left behind,reading 'Next time!.'*
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« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2007, 09:28:00 pm »

Maybe its just me but I consider them about 3.5 feet tall, not 2 feet tall. Especially since if they were 2 feet tall, then I have no clue how Fale managed to fight using a sword that was probably 2 to 3 feet long (at least thats about where I imagine 2 handed swords). The sheath for it would've been taller than she was   :p

(fairly spoily)
I'm not really sure if you could say he dies or not in the ending I have planned. There would really be arguments either way I guess.
(/fairly spoily)

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2007, 09:43:00 pm »

*Teleports right behind AlanL,makeing him jump when i speak this next sentence*
Im not exspecting the little bugger to die!...just foil every attempt i throw at him useing brains and ingenuity.Also,i exspect you to pay you're taxes in witty comments!.Thats one thing i insist you keep up.Its one of the things i liked about fale...man the reapers gonna be pissed when he finds out he dodged that anvil..hell be all like 'How does this keep happening!.Who the hell uses anvils?.'
It was a genius plan!.And i woald have gotten away with it to,if it wasnt for that medeling arthur! [  :D].
*Teleports away after he flails his arms about.The red light comes,and leaves behind a small anvil.A note saying 'Never again will anvils be used...' is taped onto it.*

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« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2007, 10:10:00 pm »

I honestly laughed when I read the above   :D

Yeah, I enjoy making the humor, including the several references/hat-tips to other works of art  :p

Duke Nukem has some of the best quotes XD

Hmm, although a lot of the witty comments were in combat, and Blitukus has yet to fight against anything that fights back. Actually, most of the combat in the story will probably be written creatively since glacier maps don't have much in the way of enemies, especially since I think this specific spot has no chasm or river civs. I might be wrong though. I'm hoping there's at least one springs-from-ambush event before things start getting up there.

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« Reply #38 on: October 21, 2007, 03:13:00 am »

Or in this case of 'Down there'!.
*Chirp...Chirp...Chirp.* Get it?...underground fortress...down there...*cough*.
Any how,there will be blood [Try to place that quote!.] at some point.Truthfully,the most we can exspect down the road is some big ol battle far from this time...if you had meat sh-err i mean civilions comeing to the fort,you woald get sieges at...i think 20 pop.I woaldnt know becuase im a adventure mode addict,and ive never focused on a fort for more then 48 hours of game time.Far to connfuseing when i get to the farming part...and no one say 'its easy' or 'just pratice'.Its hard enough to break off adventureing mode with out learning how to harness that blasted flood gate...ill get around to it danmz it!.

*Storms off,knocking over a potted plant.A Gnome in a Black Tux steps out of a little door,and sweeps up the broken pot.It then bows to AlanL,and walks away.*

*A Second note is Teleported on the Anvil.*'Dont you dare make fun of me and my...my...unableness...ness to use a flood gate!.'

[G'night folks.]

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« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2007, 05:46:00 am »

i must say i enjoyed reading your story, i even made my self a cup of tea and stayed up till 2am reading, thank you very much.
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« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2007, 09:07:00 am »

(Yay, forum RP:ing  :D )

Dear Bringer of Ironic Deaths,
As wee aret in great need of an divine puniszsher due to the resent elephant flu, I would like to offer tie thisz position.
We havest been tracking you, and your methods have proven to live up very well to the goals of this organizszation, tine payment will be revived inest whits at the end of every eternity, you willest alzo get the privilege to punish eternal soulzs in your breaks.

Your firs aszsignment if tie accept this will be an mortal called Garry, for  tine proper irony the death should be related to spam.

If you accept contact me by prayer, or if tou find it humiliatzing, by this forum, in the next 100 000 years.

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2007, 03:57:00 pm »

*A spirt of fire comes up to Armok,GoB*
''Sire...the...Bringer of Irony and Death has replied.''
*The fire spirt hands Armok a elemental scroll of fire.*
It reads 'Do you offer great dental,and is there room for my private bringing of ironic death?.I understand that dwarves have...there hands full this past century,but might that include a certain little kobold?.If private...escapades be alowed,then id say a few extra contracts woald be wonderful.Ive had a death involveing spam fixed up for the past 300 years!.Oh the irony of this one.Please make you're payments every 50'000'000 years.I have...a few failed attempts the Reaper wants me to pay up for this universe cycle.'The note ends,signed BoID

And just to make this post relavent,this Story of thine,keepseth,getingeth,epiceth. :P

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« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2007, 04:17:00 pm »

I really enjoy making these and reading the comments makes it even more enjoyable  :)

Of course, I'm more than happy to continue.

Hmm, maybe Garry could have a heart attack from eating too much Spam.  :p
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First, Blitukus found the need to fully establish his means for shaping the metal. So, he walked back into the tunnel, back down to the work room, and dug out the corner in order to make room for a smiths shop. On his way over the river, a few of the rough stone chunks dislodged from the bridge and fell into the river. Before hauling that anvil over the bridge, he would need to replace it with something suitable for such weights, less he end up salvaging a rusted hunk of an anvil out of the river...

After he finished carving out more space, he walked back to the bridge, and began knocking stone out from the supports until the entire bridge just collapsed into the river, sending an enormous cloud of mist into the air. Then, he dismantled the columns, leaving only the base at the bottom of the river. He never really liked destroying his own work, especially since it was a milestone, being his first construct in the glacier, but it had to be done for the sake of progress. He watched the rough stone tumble downstream on the river floor, sighing out of his nose, but turned and walked back into the tunnel. He hauled a boulder into the masons shop, and broke it apart, crafting the chunks into blocks. Then, the second boulder came from the space which he had just excavated. He then hauled the blocks to the river, making 2 trips, and built the supports anew, the new blocks making a true circle over the rough shape of the old supports imprint. Blitukus finished the supports, and stopped for a drink. He found his work was done much more swiftly than last time as he finished and continued to lay the blocks to form a path over the supports, using every last block to do so. The new bridge easily stood in the current of the river, and quite visibly was ready to support a large weight. He had dismantled the structure of his past, sacrificing his milestone work for progress, and he got every bit of progress that he wanted.

He found another random boulder, and brought it back to the masons workshop to make blocks out of it. At the same time, he designed his forge in his mind, and crafted the blocks to specification. Not wasting any time, he moved the blocks to the new space, and then crossed his new bridge, walking through the exit. The anvil was a dwarven anvil, and was very, very heavy. Luckily, his efforts in mining had made him very strong, and he managed to haul the anvil even though it was intended for a creature larger than him. He grunted as he dragged the large iron mass, but his new bridge stood firmly under the weight as he crossed it, not budging at all. He built the forge, the anvil placed near a wall, assembling the blocks to form a furnace to the side that was smaller than the others, intended for heating the metal, and a water container on the opposite side, intended for cooling the finished product. Again, he carved a duct in the ceiling to bring the smoke from the furnace to the vent, and to finish it off, used two leftover blocks to make a nice, heavy hammer to work the metal with. He now had everything he needed to produce and work metal, and, thinking of this, he smiled at his accomplishments. It was all starting to come together, he was making progress toward building the machine, but, he still needed to design and build the infrastructure. Pick axe resting on his shoulder, he walked back into his room and got back to smoothing the floor and walls. Chipping away at the walls produced a lot of dirt and chippings, an inconvenience to many dwarves, but Blitukus found it was useful as material to put in the farm room. Deeper, finer soil would allow for better food. He quickly found it to be a dull and repetitive task, but he was creating a large amount of space to write designs upon, for the smooth walls were like a large, blank chalk board to him. He had read about tower caps the day before, and, much to his dismay, found one growing in the muddy floor under a barrel. When it grew to size, he noted that he had better have either a pick or preferably an axe on hand otherwise it would block the tunnel, permanently. A barrel had been emptied, and every now and then Blitukus took a break from smoothing the floor to move a mushroom from the floor into a proper container. He found, even more to his dismay, that a tower cap was growing under the door, and would seal the door shut when it matured. He looked down at it.

I wanted lumber but not giant mushrooms growing all over my home!

He continued, but stopped to take a drink as he nearly finished the southern wall. The barrel was nearly empty, and he would have more room for food when he emptied it. Plus, being drunk added onto his toughness and strength, making him less prone to be annoyed by bits of rock flying at him and less prone to tire. Luckily, despite the alcohol, he remained sober enough to not simply make the floors even more rough. He noted a drawback to working in such a state: he would be unable to design and build anything truly large unless he was perfectly sober. It became colder outside, and a snow storm howled, piling up snow once again on the glaciers surface.

Autumn has come.

It's really been close to three seasons since I was stranded out here? It seems like only a few days.

Smoothing the work room was proving to be long and tedious. Blitukus stopped for a meal in the mean time, and took his time eating it. It was the last piece of meat within a 200 mile radius, and he took his time to enjoy every last piece of it. From now on, he would be eating those purple mushrooms, and he was not used to being a vegetarian. Unfortunately, meat doesn't grow on plots, and he was still the only major fauna around... except for that red being.

Who was she anyway? She sounded like a she. Was she trying to hit me with that anvil, or did she sense my needs and send one my way?

He continued smoothing. The smoothed floors were cold, but rather comfortable beneath his feet. But, something eroded his comfort immediately. He heard the grunts and yell of a sasquatch outside, but was unaware to its whereabouts. He saw the door to the work room, which he was in, open and close, slowly, but missed who had done it. A sense of dread came over him. He continued smoothing, but remained alert. The roar sounded again, but, he listened carefully. It was not in the room, it was not in his home, it was far outside of the tunnel.

The door had likely been pushed by some vermin milling about. Blitukus breathed a sigh of relief and continued smoothing. Maybe he would first build a nice, heavy bronze door to keep out the sasquatch. The last thing he wanted was to wake up one day to a sasquatch ambush. He finished smoothing, and realized, that if the sasquatch kept yelling and roaring on its way in, he would notice it in time to prepare. He had dug through solid rock, opening a tunnel to the mountains artery. If he was forced to, he would hold no hesitation in digging through the skull and brain of those who would try to kill him. He had better uses for his bronze, better things to do at the moment. He needed steam for his machines, and steam needs fire to be brought to water. He needed a magma machine to bring fire to water, and he now had the space, and the sobriety, to design one.

He took the coal dust from the smelter, and used his fingertip as a writing impliment to sketch out a general plan for the machine on the wall. He would need a floodgate to draw up the magma, a channel to deliver it to a tunnel, and another floodgate to release it into the tunnel. In order to continue mining coal, he would need to bridge the channel. He lacked the metal to bridge the magma river itself, but as the magma is drawn up, the lower volume would make it spatter about much less. Heavy stone would do, as there would be no spattering to eat away at it. He would have to build an aqueduct to bring the magma across the chasm, and it would spill out into a continued tunnel. Then all that was left would be continuing the tunnel to near his home, and he would have fire. Getting water to that point was a simple matter of two floodgates and a tunnel. There, at the meeting point of fire and water, he would have steam, and he would build his boiler. While building the tunnels he would benefit by making service entries so that he wouldn't have to walk a long route when he got hungry and thirsty, increasing efficiency. These service entries would have to be blocked by a channel dug right into the service entry with a tall lip on the outside. Before arriving here, Blitukus had never really seen magma, let alone experimented with it. He would have to learn as he worked, and possibly go back to correct any sort of error.

He looked at his design for several minutes, and then set out to etch it into reality. He would need 24 units of room to build the aqueduct, and since a single stack of blocks would cover only 4 units, he would have to craft 6 sets of blocks. He walked away, grabbed a boulder, and began making the blocks. A boulder reliably produced one set of blocks, and he would have to repeat this 5 more times. He finished, and proceeded out to get another. He walked across the river, and heard a gushing sound. On his way back, he froze, terror shooting into him. He was about to be overtaken by a wall of water. SPLOOSH! The water plowed into the bridge, knocking Blitukus clean off. He found himself slammed into the river, water forced down his throat.

The force knocked all of the air from his lungs, and time was short. He grabbed onto one of the rocks from his old bridge on the cave floor, and held on. Fighting the current, he made his way over to the wall, and pulled himself upstream on defects in the rough wall. Nearly entirely out of air, he pulled himself to the surface and brought himself onto the shore. The flood had burst through, rocketing up the tunnel. If he had not rebuilt his bridge, he would have been knocked unconscious by falling rubble as the bridge was washed away, and washed downstream to his death. His new bridge proudly stood unaffected, yet he was still nearly washed downstream to his death. That was close, much too close. He was still being pushed about by the flood waters, but they were receding, and he was firmly on shore. The flood receded, leaving him sitting in mud. He stood up, and shivered. He coughed and hacked, driving the water out of his throat. He shook the water off from his fur, and took his pick axe to the wall blocking him from his main tunnel. After breaking through, he continued hauling stones and making blocks. But, as he was chipping away at blocks, suddenly an enormous bat-like creature landed before him and knocked his tools away. It seemed injured, and was angry against all because of it.

An injured giant bat has sprung from ambush!

Blitukus jumped back from it as it snapped at him, he took up his pick axe and stood back as the creature spread its wings and approached him. The giant bat had a crippled wing and leg, and was desperate to eat something, or perhaps suck someones blood. Blitukus quickly pinned the creature and drove his pick into its body several times. It screeched, spat blood, and died. He shivered again and breathed heavily, pulling his bloody pick out from the corpse.

So much for home sweet home! It turns out mining through flesh is easier than it sounds...

He stood for a moment, his fear being canceled by his evident victory over the beast. He continued on. He was nervous that something else would surprise him... forget it. He stopped to get a good drink of rum, and put it behind him.

Good rum, maybe if I drink enough I'll figure out how to mine for fish!

He then continued. He only got one more set of blocks done when he decided to sleep for the night. When he got up, he would have to get rid of that dead bat before it started stinking the whole place up. But, this day, browsing through his books, he found what he was searching for. "of Fire, Iron, Steel, and Magma" by 'Tito' Greatsmith. He curiously read it, and it described everything he wanted to know. It included details on the properties and manufacture of steel, and even included designs for magma-based versions of the forge and smelter. It would definitely reduce fuel costs, but these devices must be constructed from steel in the first place. Steel seemed costly to produce, requiring limestone and extra coke as a carbon source. Bronze would suffice for most of his steam-powered devices, so he would save steel for when he really needed it.

That day he had a dream, perhaps a nightmare, of an indescribable jumble of information. Perhaps his subconscious was complaining about the act of reading while drunk? When he awoke, he had a headache from the drinking of the night before. He grunted and got up, rubbing his head, then walked back to the work room. He picked up the giant bat corpse, the large beast weighing him down as he dragged it to the chasm and heaved it in. It disappeared into the darkness. THWAP! There was an angry screeching from below. He continued back to finish the blocks. After a while, he had finished. The workshop was littered with blocks, enough to build a suitable aqueduct with. He was making progress, but there was still much to do. His head churned dreams of a steam powered, magma heated future, but it also churned nightmares of a painful death at the hands of a ravenous beast, and a watery grave. He mumbled under his breath, "What the hell am I up against?"
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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2007, 04:39:00 pm »

Once epic,twice epic,thrice epic [Yes i know thrice is not a word.]
Now what i had in mind for Garry was him writeing the word SPAM and the word itself comeing out of his computer,then beating him to death with a can of spam.
Or perhaps a giant can of spam falling on him.Or better,someone NAMED Spam beating him to death.Or all that,but a monkey at the end!.
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« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2007, 04:44:00 pm »

I don't have to tell you this is the most awesome story in the multiverse, do I?

And Bringer of Ironic Deaths, it seems we have a deal!  :D
And your post reminded me why I named GoB-lins (Goblins) as I did, good times, good times.  :D

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