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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #210 on: November 12, 2007, 06:22:00 pm »

It can't really become meaningless because it's a phrase that Toady himself invented.

Thanks though  :p

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« Reply #211 on: November 12, 2007, 11:58:00 pm »

Well, seeing as that turned out well, it's going to be kept I guess.
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Blitukus felt simultaneously the impulses of sadness and anger, but he hid these within. He looked at the dwarven leader... then looked behind him. There was a safe against the back of the room. It occurred to him that whatever was in that safe was so valuable it required special protection even with the super-weapon defending it. The items in the safe were likely his objective, whatever said items were. The dwarven leader spoke, "I usually don't make offers to my enemies, especially kobolds, but you're too valuable to waste. You see, those villagers out there, they're a bunch of primitive nobodies. They're nothing like us. They sit on unimaginable wealth and power that they're too primitive to exploit. To be concise, I have begun a campaign to take the entire world over from them, and I'm offering you a position as my second in command here. Together we could wield power a thousandfold that of the sum of all the worlds current civilizations, and the entire population of the world will do our bidding. Your role, as second in command, will be to contribute your technology and leadership abilities to the success of our campaign. In exchange for your loyalty, I will give you control of the entire southeastern continent as well as dominion over the resources beneath it."

Blitukus looked through the dwarfs ruby lenses. He sensed an evil so concentrated and cold that it was barely mortal. This dwarf wanted to conquer the world. Blitukus saw the images of his nightmares on the subject coming back. The explosion in utopias metropolis, cars being thrown about, burnt wreckage, scorched bodies. It would be a war of new proportions, brought to be by production of arms en masse, production of the vehicles of war, the vehicles that would roll out to unsuspecting towns and engulf the entire world with their masters hatred. It would be a war that would mow down innocents resulting in a 6 figure death toll minimum, a toll that would be recorded as nothing but a statistic. The corruption of the war had seeped into Blitukus too far to ignore. He felt an anger rising that would burn the corruption from his soul.

Blitukus replied, "You dare ask me to betray all that I stand for over trifles such as wealth and power?" The dwarven leader exclaimed, "Trifles?! Pah! Wealth is the force that drives day and night on this world, kobold. Your mother was nothing but a deviant, a pest. I am offering you a chance to be more than the other kobolds. Kobolds are the epitome of cowardice and weakness. It's how it has always been. Are too much of a weak coward to accept the benefits of a new world order?" Blitukus replied, "You dare insult my mother?! My species has been held down and abused by the likes of yours. My mother was an example of what we kobolds TRULY are!... You're afraid of kobolds, aren't you?" The dwarven leader exclaimed, "AFRAID?! It's the natural order of things for superior races like mine to take dominance over flawed races like yours. What your mother did was stepping out of line. Accept kobolds as equals? NEVER!" Blitukus sensed a deep pain within the dwarven leader. Something had happened to give him this attitude... some time, long ago. The leader continued, "This is your last chance to accept my offer. If you refuse, I will drop you into the pit as a public spectacle and drive your species to extinction!" Kobolds... to extinction? This was becoming more than a war... this was becoming genocide. He killed Blitukus' mother, then spat on her name. He spat on Blitukus' entire species. Blitukus was at the limit of holding back his anger. Blitukus stood, jumped at the front of the cage, and held onto the bars, sticking his nose out between the bars. He growled deeply at the dwarf, and spoke with a voice that radiated sharply of anger, "Eat sh*t and DIE!" The dwarven leader hesitated for a second, and sighed. The dwarf spoke, "So be it then, it was an inconvenience meeting you..." The dwarf then walked to the back of the room, and pulled a lever. The floor opened beneath Blitukus' cage. There was a hiss, and a machine lowered the cage down through the opened floor into a room below. The room was fast, the bottom covered with blood. The cage jerked to a stop, stopping an inch off of the ground of the room. The cage opened. Blitukus left the cage, and looked around. He saw dwarves moving out above the cieling, and the empty cage was pulled back up through the hole. The hole closed. Dwarves entered the upper level of the room, a level far enough above the center to be inaccessible. Blitukus realized, he had been dropped into an arena, unarmed. Blitukus walked around, the blood staining the fur on his feet. Another cage was lowered from the ceiling, and came to a halt. The crowd cheered as a goblin, wielding a *steel large dagger*, emerged. The goblin looked at Blitukus and grinned, laughing, "Dr. Evil likes doing surgeries on kobolds!"

You can't be Dr. Evil... I just finished talking to him.

The goblin approached. Blitukus backed against the wall. He knew goblins loved to backstab, and they couldn't do that with a wall in the way, in fact... Blitukus spoke, "You would have trouble carving a slice out of a pie!" The goblin frowned, and drew back the knife, "Hold still!" Blitukus replied, "You could stab yourself, but you would probably miss." Blitukus crouched down slightly. Blitukus stood, defiantly indicating his chest as a target, forcing himself to laugh as he continued, "We could have a knife throwing competition, and you would probably win... if you didn't count the negative sign in front of your score." The goblin, frowning even more, standing relatively near, drew back the knife to throw it, "You'll see about that!" As the goblin moved to throw, Blitukus jumped to the side. The knife flew and lodged itself within the wall. Blitukus cought himself, and jumped back, grabbing the knife. Blitukus slashed at the air in front of the goblin, causing the goblin to step back. The crowd began booing. One of the dwarves in the crowd threw an axe down in front of the goblin, and the goblin promptly picked up the axe. Blitukus was perfectly agile and wielding a weapon that was fast on top of it... but the axe had far more range than his dagger. Blitukus sidestepped, waited for the goblin to move, then jumped in and tried to stab the goblin. The attempted attack wasn't skillful at all, as Blitukus had never trained in combat. The goblin jumped out of the way and swung the axe to the side, Blitukus jumping out of the way as the axe sliced through the air. The goblin slashed at Blitukus' neck but Blitukus jumped away. The goblin yelled, "Come on! Off with your head!" Blitukus jumped back two steps, let the goblin advance one, then charged in, the goblin jumping out of the way. As Blitukus turned to try to hit the goblins back, the goblin swung his axe around, the tip tearing through Blitukus' shirt, leaving a somewhat deep cut across his chest. Blitukus stifled a yell, and grunted loudly instead, blood slowly leaking out of the wound. It wasn't a life threatening wound, but it made the point clear. Blitukus was entirely untrained, and stood no chance in such close combat. Blitukus stepped back, and found himself standing upon a wooden flooring. The goblin was approaching. Wooden panels... they had a tendency to give way to axes. An idea came to Blitukus. He just needed to get the goblin angry enough... He spoke, "Your whole species is a bunch of sissy, tree-hugging, goodie goodie elves! Then again, maybe I should not insult the elves." The goblin apparently held a lot of pride in its species... it yelled and charged, holding the axe above its head. The idea worked perfectly. Blitukus jumped out of the way as the goblin brought its axe down in a very powerful swing. The axe broke through the wooden floor and became stuck. The goblin tried to pull the axe out but failed to do so. Blitukus took advantage of this, and stabbed the goblin between the ribs. The goblin yelled loudly, and the crowd silenced. Blitukus twisted the knife and jumped away. The goblin shook, and stopped breathing. The goblin struggled to pull the knife out of its chest, and with the last of its strength, tried to throw it at Blitukus. It fell short, and slid to a stop conveniently right under Blitukus' feet. The goblin then fell, gagged, then stopped moving. The crowd booed loudly, and threw refuse into the arena. Blitukus picked up the knife, walked over to the goblin, then picked up the axe as well. Of course, being a kobold, wielding such a large weapon with one hand lead to a complete lack of control over the weapon... that would've been there anyway, since he was unskilled. The crowd stopped booing and began cheering. Another cage was coming down. Blitukus remembered, the cage came down... the cage went up where it could be loaded again. Blitukus ran over to the cage. A bolt flew down and struck the ground behind Blitukus. A goblin crossbowman was standing in the cage. The cage lowered, and Blitukus swung the axe through the bars, forcing the crossbowman to jump out of the cage. Blitukus then threw the weapons on top of the cage, then pulled himself up , retrieving his weapons as he stood on top of the cage, holding onto the chain. The goblin yelled, "HEY!!!" The cage was lifted upwards, taking Blitukus with it. The crowd began yelling, and left their seats, milling about toward the exits, obviously displeased with the show. Blitukus looked at his axe and dagger. He felt the tides of vengeance surging through him once more. He laughed as he looked at his weapons. He would make sure the dwarven leader suffered a painful death, and he would have little patience for any other dwarves that stood between him and his goals. It was time for a counterstrike.

The cage was pulled through a hole in the ceiling, the hole shutting below him. The dwarven leader had left, but there was a dwarf manning the equipment that drove the cages, sitting at a table near a lever adjacent to Blitukus. The dwarf took up a mug and started drinking dwarven beer out of it. Blitukus jumped down on the table and kicked the mug, sending beer splashing across the dwarfs clothes. The dwarf spoke, "WHAT the F*CK", and looked up. The dwarf found himself looking into the face of a kobold, grinning down at him menacingly, holding a dagger in one hand and an axe in the other. Blitukus spoke, "Greetings!" The dwarf yelled and immediately fled. Blitukus laughed, then dropped the axe, as it was too heavy for him, then drank the last bit of dwarven beer out of the mug. It would at least help him ignore the pain of the gash on his chest. Blitukus needed the combination to the safe, and the dwarven leader was guaranteed to have it. He needed a powerful force to draw the dwarven leader out into the open. He needed his armored vehicle back. The armored vehicle was large, and therefore guaranteed to be near the main corridor as these dwarves wouldn't bother rolling such a machine through long distances of heavily trafficked corridors. Blitukus ran out through a corridor, and found it lead into a larger corridor, 2 spaces wide. This corridor led to another corridor, 3 spaces wide, this corridor was full of traffic. The corridors were already getting bigger. Blitukus was on the right track. Blitukus ran down the corridor in the opposite direction of where the dwarves were originally headed, the dwarven 'civilians' scattering, fleeing from the armed kobold. When the walls were removed, dwarven 'civilians' were rather cowardly, it seemed. Blitukus ignored them, and continued. His enemy killed civilians shamelessly. He was nothing like his enemy. The traffic cleared, and 4 goblin crossbowmen stood in his way. Blitukus stopped and threw the knife at the group. One goblin jumped out of the way, causing the goblin behind him to be struck in the gut by the flying blade. The goblin stumbled back, stumbled into a room, and fell over. Blitukus wouldn't have a use for a knife when ranged weapons were involved. Blitukus now faced 3 goblin crossbowmen, each aiming high at Blitukus. They all aimed high, a sign that they just wanted Blitukus dead, no matter how quickly it happened. Blitukus was still perfectly agile, though, and now had no equipment at all to slow him. But, there was no time to jump behind cover. They all aimed high, so as they fired, Blitukus jumped back, bending backwards to lower his head and chest. One bolt flew just a slightly above Blitukus' chest, traveling near his face as it passed by. The second bolt passed just under Blitukus' arm, missing his side and back. The third flying down, barely touching the fur on Blitukus' cheek as it passed by his head. Blitukus continued backwards, and fell to his back. The 3 bolts continued back into the distance.

I bet they'll use that in a stage play some day!

Blitukus stood. The goblins looked at each other, then looked at Blitukus again as they started ratcheting back their crossbows. Blitukus ran up to the front most crossbowman and began to wrestle with him for possession of the crossbow. The other two goblins charged at Blitukus, seeking to bash Blitukus with their crossbows. Blitukus jerked the crossbow he was wrestling with forward, placing that goblin in the position he once was standing. The goblins struck their own squadmate, knocking him unconscious. Blitukus quickly snatched the quiver and crossbow from the unconscious goblin, ratcheting the crossbow back the rest of the way and loading the bolt in. The goblins drew to fire, but Blitukus had already drawn. Blitukus fired into a goblins head at point blank, causing the goblin to gag, falling to the ground limp. The third goblin aimed for Blitukus' head. Blitukus swung his crossbow through the air, and as the goblin fired, Blitukus' crossbow cought the bolt, breaking the crossbow but saving Blitukus' life. Blitukus swung again, this time aiming to hit the goblin with the broken crossbow. The goblin jumped away, pulled out a bolt, held the bolt between its fingers, then flung it at Blitukus. The bolt hit with surprising force, sinking into Blitukus' arm. Blitukus yelled, then grunted in fury, cornering the goblin against the wall, proceeding to bash the goblin multiple times with the broken crossbow, albeit with less force than normal due to the bolt. The bolt hadn't sunk in nearly as far as if it had been fired from a crossbow, but thanks to the sharpened point of the bolt, it had still caused damage. Blitukus pulled it out easily, and dropped it. The unconscious goblin was beginning to wake up. Blitukus raised the broken crossbow, then, putting his weight into it, brought the butt of the crossbow down on the back of the goblins head. The goblin fell back to the floor, motionless. Blitukus dropped the broken crossbow, and picked up another, although he found it difficult to aim with his injured arm.

Blitukus continued down the corridor with as much speed as he could maintain. He passed by the living quarters, and continued down, not taking the chance of slowing as he moved past a barracks. A barracks! Military equipment means he must be getting close to where they stored his armored vehicle. He heard a distant voice... the voice of the dwarven leader, "There he is! He's mine! Fire up the iron elephant!" Blitukus continued on for quite a distance down the same tunnel. Eventually, the smell of soot filled the air. A sense of dread came over him. Coal smoke and soot shouldn't normally be traveling down a hallway. He found himself emerging into an enormous hallway. At the front of this cavernous hall, he saw the exit to the outside, toward the rear, he saw arcs of energy... the shadows of the super-weapon lit by bright blue and white glows along with the occasional arc of energy. It was ready to fire. Fear surged into Blitukus. Blitukus stumbled back and jumped into the nearest room. A white ray of energy erupted through the tunnels, filling the hall with blinding light. Pure energy poured into the room, the wall behind Blitukus glowing red hot. Blitukus ran toward the back left corner of the room. The wall glew yellow hot, then melted away, allowing the ray of energy to incinerate everything near and within the front right corner of the room. The stone and metal that made up that corner of the room sagged and curled from heat as the ray disappeared. Blitukus looked toward the center of this spacious room. There it was, his armored vehicle. Judging by the tools, it had been slated to be reverse engineered. Blitukus had gotten back to it first. Blitukus heard the dwarven leader yell, "Ready the butchers and kitchens. We're having fried kobold tonight!" TBlitukus hopped into his armored vehicle, and checked his equipment. It was all still there and working, although a bit of the front armor plates had been blackened by their proximity to the ray of energy. Blitukus shut the hatch and sat, engaging the generators and waiting for steam to build. He heard the humming and zapping of the super-weapon charging up another shot, the clanking of it approaching. As soon as the steam had gathered, Blitukus pressed the regulator forward, driving out into the halls, then turned toward the exit. The super-weapon was a mere 30 feet behind him, but his vehicle was far faster than the unwieldy giant. Blitukus drove ahead at full speed toward the exit. Blitukus continued out into the open, and jammed the reverser back, spinning a 90 degree turn from his motion. He then pressed both the reverser and regulator forward. A ray of energy erupted once more, the ray falling behind him by a narrow margin. Arcs of energy channeled within the ray sought after an easy target. There was a popping sound, and Blitukus felt a bit of energy jump into him through his seat, causing him to jump a bit. One of the arcs had struck the metal of his armored vehicle. The armor of his vehicle had gone from providing superior protection to cursing him with a major vulnerability. Blitukus looked at the temperature gauges. The nearby impact of the ray had caused the mechanism temperature to go from 90 degrees to 150 degrees in a matter of less than a second. Blitukus drove away from the entrance, stopped, turned to face the entrance, then readied his cannon. He drew in a deep breath, and let it out shakily, feelings of fear and the desire for vengeance clashing within him. He faced a foe that had no vulnerabilities to him, a foe that he himself was vulnerable to in every way. He knew that it would be impossible to try to defeat the super-weapon in a direct confrontation. If he had any hope of surviving, he had to find an indirect way to at the very least put a dent in it. Maybe he would find some vulnerability he hadn't noticed before? He just hoped that something would occur to him... otherwise he faced guaranteed annihilation.
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I have a feeling that some of the combat might've ended up flawed, but unfortunately I'm not a fighter so I don't have much reference. I guess it's probably OK since nothing really stuck out as bad to me.

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Uruth Kranon

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #212 on: November 13, 2007, 12:33:00 am »

*hands ALANL the beyond quality trophy*

You have blown my mind again...............
i cant wait for the next release

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« Reply #213 on: November 13, 2007, 12:39:00 am »

Thanks   :)

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« Reply #214 on: November 13, 2007, 10:51:00 am »

Beyond Quality!
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« Reply #215 on: November 13, 2007, 05:08:00 pm »

Thanks   :)

It almost looks like I've made you run out of things to say   :p

Still got my eye on the original thread. I wonder how much longer it has left. Would people like me to copy all of the replies in it too?

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« Reply #216 on: November 13, 2007, 06:13:00 pm »

I forgot to say this:

The original story is not at all going to be wiped or harmed in any way, these forums save everything ever written on them;
go to the page where it is, currently side 3 I think, then look at the very top of the page, you should find a drop down menu showing currently "show topics from the last 60 days" (or some other number, I THINK the default is 60), change to "show all topics", and enjoy browsing all the 11 pages of topics instead of just 3.
Or you could just bump it to be on the safe side and make new people find it.

And yes, I have run out of ways to describe the awesomeness of this ¤story¤.

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« Reply #217 on: November 13, 2007, 06:52:00 pm »

Thanks for the compliment, and thanks for the info   :)

I never noticed that menu there.

As far as bumping the old story, I might do it for 'nostalgia' purposes once I finish this one.

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« Reply #218 on: November 13, 2007, 08:33:00 pm »

I just reserved catering. Blitikus will enjoy fried dwarf right?
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« Reply #219 on: November 13, 2007, 08:52:00 pm »

Blitukus, your makeing me want to send out my private army of armoured skeletons to aid you in ransacking that fortress!...sadly, i have them terrorizeing the other part of the world.
Ahhhh, to be a Overlord again, terrorizeing the elves, and punishing the dwarves...Unfortunately, thats when Armok put a end to it and gave me the jobs i have today.I still say i could have destroyed the elves once and for all but nooooo.
Err, any way, awesome job.
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« Reply #220 on: November 13, 2007, 08:58:00 pm »

Thanks  :p

I'm working on the next update.

And fried dwarf? Well, it's dead anyway and full of protein.  :p

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« Reply #221 on: November 13, 2007, 10:41:00 pm »

...Ill eat elf, but no way in hell am i sticking any meat thats been messing with dirt all day.
Please include a fine selection of vegitables to attract elves...
*Demonic Voice*SO I CAN EAT 'EM!!!*/End Demonic Voice*
Wheres the bathroom?.   :D
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« Reply #222 on: November 13, 2007, 11:41:00 pm »

This has taken much longer than I had originally expected, and I'm glad. This is already much longer than the first one, and it's not even getting close to being done.
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The super-weapon clanked its way down the hall, Blitukus waiting for it to emerge. Smoke rose from the mouth of the tunnel. Blitukus now faced the one who killed his mother. All those years that went into his childhood, all of those years he was in essence his mothers apprentice in leadership, those years where she was both his closest family and best friend. Those years were torn away, and cast into the past, due to the greed of this very dwarf. A deep sadness, a revival of the feelings when his mother had been assassinated awakened within him. He found himself hyperventilating, his mouth slightly open, a tear running down his cheek. Those years of peace, prosperity, and happiness, had been irrevocably ended. The feeling filled his soul, and he found himself overcome with it. The super-weapon began to emerge from the tunnel. It was all gone forever... thanks to this one dwarf. He yelled out of sadness, but as he yelled, felt his feelings begin to change. A chain reaction began within his soul, his sadness cascading into flames of fury, flames that burned the corruption of the war from his soul, leaving him with clean purpose.

I fight not for power, not for myself, but for the honor and memory of my mother. Long live Fale Siegedriven, in the hearts and minds of those who remember, in my heart and my mind. I will not fail.

Suddenly, the super-weapon, his own armored vehicle, the machines and gadgetry all seemed to become immaterial, as he felt as if the fury within, fueled by an infinite supply, the love for his mother, could burn with tenfold the energy of the full power of both the super-weapon and his armored vehicle combined. This was no longer war, no longer genocide, this was his opportunity to avenge his mothers death. The super-weapon pulled out, the dwarven leader within the main cabin, 4 other dwarves manning stations, 2 on each side. Blitukus looked at the main cannon of the super-weapon, it's awe-inspiring capability to project incredible amounts of energy. Blitukus let out a vengeful laugh, a tear still running down his cheek, and aimed the cannon low. On this day, he promised himself, he would finally achieve the proper means to attempt what was once thought impossible, to break through the barrier of death and dimensions and reach his mother once again. He would rip it out of the dwarfs flaming, charred hands!

Blitukus took in a deep breath, and let it out. The super-weapon began to turn, and the dwarven leaders stare pierced into Blitukus. Blitukus returned a defiant smile with an expression of incinerating fury about to burst forth. This would be the day his vengeance would be finally brought to a close, for better, or for worse. Blitukus laughed under his breath, and aimed at the boilers of the super-weapon.

Today we will also see a spectacular fireworks display!

Blitukus fired his cannon. The magma was splattered in a flash of lightning-like arcs, small bits scattering onto the super-weapon, dealing very little to no damage. Before the magma had even struck, Blitukus drove toward the super-weapon at full speed, firing with his automatic crossbow at the mechanisms holding up the energy generators on the super-weapon. As bolts flew through the air, one bolt was batted out of the way by an arc of energy. The next bolt was cought simultaneously by two large arcs from two silver spheres, the arc jumped from the bolt to the bolt behind it, shrinking in size, following through to the next, shrinking in size further, then a small arc jumping from the last bolt, just fired, to the automatic crossbow. Blitukus didn't know why at first, but he jumped, his arm recoiling from the crossbow, seemingly becoming numb for a second. His hand began to hurt quite sharply. He ignored it, but couldn't ignore the buzzing and escalating hum of the super-weapons main cannon charging, sparks arcing away from the coils on its barrel. Blitukus jerked the armored vehicle to a stop as he saw arcs of energy fly in front of him from the spheres, landing on the ground just short, the energy reaching out to his metal vehicle just outside of the arcs reach. Blitukus turned the vehicle. The arcs from the spheres stopped suddenly. Blitukus felt fear impeding his formerly pure vengeance, and he jammed the regulator forward. The super-weapon fired, the white ray striking the ground, the cannon turning as it fired, the impact point of the ray chasing Blitukus. The ray vanished before it could reach him, although it left a streight line of scorched terrain behind. Blitukus' sense of pure vengeance vanished, the fires tempered by the waters of fear. He couldn't fight with disregard to death as his mother bravely did the day the tyrant fell. If Blitukus died... his mother would be forgotten, and kobolds would be wiped from the surface of this world. He was the best equipped to prevent this among all of the kobolds. He realized, he couldn't simply try to win and survive... he MUST survive... or at least, the super-weapon and the dwarven leader must be destroyed. Blitukus sighed from his nose, and allowed his vehicle to skid to a stop, turning it once again. He fired at the back of the super-weapon with his automatic crossbow as his cannon built steam and magma. The arcs of the spheres were unable to reach behind the machine to protect it from Blitukus' fire, but the plating on the rear of the super-weapon caused the bolts to bounce off. That rear section was near to many other large mechanisms, and therefore was likely to contain something vital... Blitukus noticed that despite not having a full charge... the weapon was still turning to aim at him. Blitukus turned and drove to the side. The super-weapon fired, letting loose a red-yellow ray for a fraction of a second that was much less powerful than the grand white ray, but could be fired at a quicker rate. He noticed something else... whenever the main cannon fired, it took the entire dedicated energy supply of the entire super-weapon, including the energy used to deflect projectiles... Blitukus turned and drove ahead of the super-weapon, turning again. It was charging another shot. Blitukus drove with full input, causing the armored vehicle to lunge forward. A white ray blasted over the top of the vehicle, landing behind it. The ray followed, and came to the side, the dwarven leader unable to get a good aim on such a rapidly moving target due to the control delays caused by steam. The dwarven leader yelled in frustration. Just as the ray was about to disappear, Blitukus aimed at the energy generator ahead, and fired at it with his automatic crossbow. Bolts bounced and ricocheted off of the metal, but a bolt lodged itself into the mechanisms driving the rotating mass of magnetite, causing it to shift and grind, sparks shooting out of it for a second. Another bolt lodged itself within the silver coils. The metal bolt allowed for energy to travel across the coil in a manner it was never intended to, causing part of the coil to turn bright red and melt as blue sparks erupted from it, the molten silver splattered by the rotating magnetite below. The damaged section of the energy generator began to smoke, and the rotation of the magnetite slowed, but it didn't stop. As Blitukus passed behind the vehicle, he jammed the reverser backwards, causing his vehicle to spin and skid to a halt as a red-yellow ray of energy fell ahead of him, missing again. The dwarven leader yelled in frustrated fury. The super-weapon began to turn, but Blitukus was still quicker. The rear was left exposed, and even if bronze bolts couldn't penetrate the plating... steel always wins over iron. Blitukus turned to face the rear of the super-weapon, then drove forward at full speed, charging into it. The armored vehicle crashed into the iron plating, smashing through it and crushing pipes that lay behind it. The pipes slowly leaked steam at very high pressure. Those were boiler pipes. One of the pipes had punched through a thin spot on the top of the super-weapon, and now lay exposed... exposed to the spheres. A large arc shot out of one of the silver spheres, hitting the pipes, traveling through the pipes into the armored vehicle. Blitukus felt himself overwhelmed with an odd yet painful sensation, his body torquing as if an unknown force had slammed into it. He felt himself fall limp against the back of his chair, sliding to the side. The overwhelming pain ceased, and he immediately tried to pull out from the super-weapon, but found his body was barely responding to his will. The super-weapon drove forward, leaving the armored vehicle behind. Blitukus felt that something was very, very wrong. He wasn't breathing, and found he couldn't force himself to either. He felt very cold, and his strength was leaving him rapidly. His vision was turning to a faded white. He sensed death was swooping in to take his soul.

What... what the... how can this be? NO! Oh no.....

The super-weapon didn't draw any more distant as it turned, exposing the silver spheres to their target. Another arc flew, striking the armored vehicle. Blitukus, having nearly faded into the white nothingness of eternity after, felt himself being torn back in a different direction. He found himself with only a fraction of a consciousness left. A second later, he felt as if someone had punched him in the chest, his heart jumping into his throat. He was clinging onto that last bit of consciousness, one more chance to cling onto life. Blitukus desperately sensed the state of his body, finding he still wasn't breathing, his pulse erratic, hardly a pulse at all. He directed the entirety of his willpower to forcing the devices of his body to work, forcing every detail of it back into function with sheer concentration. He wouldn't let go of the last thread that held him to the mortal plane, and desperately pulled himself up the thread. He found his throat clear, and drew in a breath, forcing his heart to stabilize. The fuzzy whiteness reversed, and slowly, he found the coldness disappear, and felt comfortably warm instead. The whiteness faded, leaving him seeing the familiar inside of his cabin again. He let his breath out and began to breath normally as he felt his heart returning to a stable rhythm. He looked down, and saw energy burns scorched into his hands and several points on his body. He found he was rather numb in several spots, but he could still move, shakily and with limited force, but it was movement. He had brought himself back. He coughed, shuddered, and managed to laugh.

Not today, death, not today... I promise I will buy you a beer with a shot of gnomeblight when I die, but it's a bit early for that party...

He looked up, and found he was looking straight into the barrel of the super-weapons main cannon. Despite having lost his sense of touch in both hands, he found he was still able to loosely grasp the levers, just enough to be able to reliably use them. The cannon had charged, the glow gently filling Blitukus' cabin, arcs of energy emanating from the coils directly in front of him. Blitukus slid the reverser forward slowly, and slid the regulator back. His machine accelerated backwards, causing the super-weapons main cannon to unleash its ferocious energies harmlessly into the ground, leaving a molten hole where Blitukus' machine once stood. Blitukus laughed again as the dwarven leader yelled, "WHAAAT?! AAAARGH WHY WON'T THIS DAMN KOBOLD DIEEE?!?!" Blitukus stopped, and watched the super-weapon turn to face him. The dwarven leader seemed to be just about throwing a tantrum, yelling, pounding on his console, throwing every lever around him as far forward as possible. Black smoke poured from the smokestacks, and the energy generators it had aboard rotated faster and faster, the magnetite nearly becoming a blur. The superweapon seemed to shake, its steam pistons making a roaring racket as they passed high above their intended maximum limit. Steam shot out of the pistons, and the blue glow grew swiftly beneath the super-weapon. The damaged energy generator, pushed above its limits, began smoking more, sparks shooting out of the mechanisms. Blitukus turned his vehicle around, and slid the regulator forward, sitting back as the vehicle accelerated toward its top speed toward a solid hill. The blue glow grew to a piercing intensity, the main cannon of the super-weapon also taking on a piercing radiance as much more energy was packed into it than had ever been before, and now Blitukus was driving away... unable to evade in his current position. Blitukus let the armored vehicle plow upwards across the hill. The dwarven leader brought his fist down upon the large red button on his console, yelling as he did so. Just as Blitukus launched off of the top of the hill, the top of the hill was struck by a white ray of energy, coming very near but missing the armored vehicle. The white ray expanded and turned a piercing fiery blue, the entire hilltop glowing yellow with heat. The ray melted through the hilltop, and arced into the distance, passing under the armored vehicle as the armored vehicle flew through the air. The damaged energy generator on the super-weapon shattered, sending large blocks of magnetite flying into the air at high speed, the dwarf maintaining the generator eating an arc of energy that fried all but a smidgen of the dwarfs life away, that smidgen being scalded away by steam. The smoothed and polished crystal glass of the barrel of the main cannon shattering into countless shards, fragmenting the magnetite coils, sending the glowing hot silver wire bending out of its shape. The ray ended, and Blitukus' armored vehicle fell to the ground, slamming down, still intact. Blitukus coughed, and placed one hand over his chest, using his other hand to zero the regulator. The equipment on the super-weapon glew with heat as if it were about to burst into flame. The silver wire feeding into the main cannon glew yellow hot, the wire drooping down lower and lower, finally parting, dropping to the armor plating as molten metal. Bits of crystal glass, magnetite, and silver rained down. Blitukus laughed, but barely had any breath to do so.

That was something truly from another world...

He turned the armored vehicle, and drove out from behind the hill, observing the hole burned through the very top of the hill. The dwarven leader gazed for several seconds, unmoving, overwhelmed by sheer disbelief, then erupted with a yell of fury nearly demonic in scale. The super-weapon, its cannon partially melted, one energy generator blown apart, the adjacent energy generator grinding and billowing black smoke and orange sparks... boiler piping crimped... still crawled its way toward Blitukus, arcs of energy shooting from what remained of its silver spheres. The dwarven leader yelled, "I'll fry you to a crisp and feed you to the dogs!"

The last time I checked it was only a dog-eat-dog world if you made it that way.

Blitukus smiled. The doors to the fortress had been closed, but there was a gatehouse near the wall to the right of it. Blitukus realized that the dwarven leader was sealed within a specially armored cabin, something the dwarven crewmates lacked. Something heavy would be needed to crack the cabin open... Blitukus drove towards the left side of the gate, and stopped there, waiting for the super-weapon to approach. As it drew nearer, Blitukus slowly drove towards the right side of the gate, letting it pursue him at its own slow rate. Arcs of energy left the silver spheres and landed on the metal surface of the gate. Blitukus turned, and drove out, then turned again, and drove towards the gatehouse, crashing into it, toppling it over. There was a clank and a twang. The gate swung open, its drawbridge design falling down upon the side of the super-weapon. Blitukus laughed mockingly.

So that's the infamous Dwarven Smashy Smash..."

There was a roar, and the deep hiss of large steam engines. The gate bulged, and was ripped off its hinges, reduced to its metal components, a somewhat more damaged super-weapon still running and moving.

... bridge...?

The dwarven leader yelled, turning the damaged machine to face Blitukus. The dwarven leader let out a nearly insane laugh, charging the main cannon again, despite its mangled state. The dwarfs laughter slowed, and stopped, the dwarfs expression turning rapidly turning to one of regret. Arcs of energy arced from the broken, mangled coils, clashing with the arcs from the silver spheres. The energy generators buzzed and groaned, arcs jumping along their coils as energy was forced in directions it had never been intended to go in. The boilers creaked and tapped... the pipes at the rear still crushed and crimped. A rivet shot out of a boiler, steam escaping at extreme pressure. The adjacent boiler soon did the same. The dwarven leader spoke to himself, "Oh... erm... Shutdown!.... Shut-Down... SHUTDOWN!" The dwarven leader pulled levers to no avail as the blue glow beneath the super-weapon illuminated steam shooting out beneath it, illuminated further by the occasional arc of energy coming out of the bottom of the machine where no arcs used to emanate. Blitukus pulled back on the regulator, rapidly backing away from the super-weapon. The dwarven leader continued, "It's... it's not shutting down?!" The dwarven leader let out a laugh that was loaded with a mixture of insanity and piercing, overwhelming fear. Blitukus backed away at full speed.

I think I finally get what Dracha meant about being smart but not being wise. Also, what they say about dwarves throwing tantrums hurting themselves more than anyone else... also true.

The dwarven leader spoke, "Oh... oh dear Armok no... NO! FFUUUU-" Blitukus watched. For a thousandth of a second... the metal of the vast boilers seemed to peel away like paper, the steam within emerging like a splash of liquid, energy shooting out in all directions, fanning out like branches on a large tree. A bright white light emanated from the center of the super-weapon as the beautiful yet ferocious combination of steam and raw energy unleashed its fury for the last time. The resulting explosion sent a shockwave roaring across the land.

BOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

The shockwave hit the armored vehicle, pushing the front of it into the air. Steam rushed by at amazing speed, and obscured the sky. Iron and magnetite were catapulted far into the sky. Where the super-weapon once stood rose a vast, intense ball of steam and flame, the sheer heat of it causing cooler air to sweep in below it as the plume rose, forming a churning mushroom cloud. Blitukus sat speechless for a moment as all around iron and silver rained from the sky, the plume of steam and smoke darkening the immediate landscape as it drifted in front of the sun. Blitukus chuckled, then laughed. He grinned, whistling and clapping the best he could in his state.

I just LOVE a good fireworks show!

Blitukus let his breath out with a smile. There was nothing but twisted wreckage where the super-weapon once ominously stood. Still, the dwarven leader sat within an insulated capsule, heavily armored. The charred head of a dwarf fell from the sky and landed on the ground in front of the armored vehicle, and it was not that of the dwarven leader.

A nice thick capsule... unlike what he had provided for his 'friends'.

Whether the dwarf could've survived despite the armor in such a grand explosion was debatable. One could also debate whether the dwarven leader was still in one piece or not. It was likely the dwarven leader was dead, and it was guaranteed he was at least in no condition to fight back. Blitukus looked around, and spotted a hole in the corner of the wall. The thick, armored cabin had passed through the corner of the wall, and smashed into the wall adjacent to it, stopping there. Blitukus drove up to the cabin. The cabin was mangled... but it seemed it was designed to absorb the energy of the blow, as if the designer were expecting an enormous blow to fall upon the cabin. Blitukus noticed slight motion. There the dwarven leader was unconscious and pinned by twisted metal, blood dripping out of his mouth, but still alive. Blitukus pondered how the dwarven leader could've possibly survived such an enormous explosion. Likely the structure behind the cabin was designed to crumple, absorbing the force of the explosion for the cabin. Indeed, it was if the super-weapon was designed to preserve the dwarven leader at the expense of the rest of the crew. Luck was very clever, but had not switched sides. The dwarven leader held the combination to the safe and held other secrets of technology. The dwarven leader was still the one who killed Blitukus' mother. Blitukus wanted vengeance, and he wanted the combination to the safe. Luckily for Blitukus, unluckily for the dwarven leader, the dwarven leader was still alive, pinned down in a convenient location. Blitukus grinned menacingly.

This is going to be fun!

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Reign on your Parade

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #223 on: November 13, 2007, 11:44:00 pm »

Not just elves, we invited the entire elven council to the dinner.

And can we borrow your skeleton army during the parade? My own army always seems so... ineffectual... probably because we don't seem to be able to get anyone who isn't already retired or only a recruiter.


And we're currently figuring how much it would cost to get salvage crew out there and collect some of the peices.

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Re: A Kobold's Quest II
« Reply #224 on: November 13, 2007, 11:50:00 pm »

Now that's a first. I think we have the record for the quickest reply... if that was a reply to the story.  :p
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