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Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Location: Grand Fairbank Mall, Toronto, Canada
"This turn of Carnage Fiesta has been brought to you by marriage." - Sl4cker, PhD. Shitposter

When the Evul Mage finds himself in Toyland, soaked like everyone else from sprinkler fluid, he runs into the center of the store and pulls out a Gatling Gun from under his robes, despite there being not nearly enough room possible under them for that to be possible. The mage fires off the gun randomly, magic missiles going in every direction and slamming into shelves and walls. The first of the random targets for the gun is Kyoko, though the agile and experienced magical girl is easily able to weave under the the barrage of shots and closes in on the dark mage quickly, but just as she thrusts her spear at him, he teleports in a black cloud of magic and reappears next to the Stormtroopers. Firing upon them, the Stromtroopers run, as missiles blow up the ground around them. During their retreat, one Stormtrooper turns around and fires a series of laser blasts at the Evul Mage, one skimming his right arm but doing no serious damage. When the squadron retreats, Evul Mage turns to shoot at Kyoko again, but before he can even say something about evil again, Kyoko is up in his face, kicks the gun out of his hands and smashes the shaft of her spear against the side of his head, bruising his skull and sending him flying into a wall, collapsing unconscious.

Cthulu Dundee acknowledges that being coated in perfume really puts a damper on his stealth tactics. "Nao Unfortunately, this smayel is going ta put me at a disadvantage ere, but with seumple applaycation of calm force..." He gets up and sneaks up behind Johnny who is staring down where Kars has ended up, and suddenly the Australian launches himself through the air, aiming to grab both Jokotaru and Dog Days in a flying rear choke hold! Neither Johnny nor his stand move an inch, and Dundee sails past them by several feet and slams into a shelf displaying summer fashions, which topples on him and covers him in sundresses.

"Oh sh... Jedi Protocol, now!" AL-2048 orders his troops to spread out, to prevent any one of them to be individually taken out and reducing the effectivness of area-of-effect style attacks. A magical girl wielding a giant spear was not the same as a Jedi warrior, but they were just as dangerous, and as the Stormtroopers would find out, just as agile as well; while they retreated and fired their blasters at her, Kyoko evaded each strike with unprecedented agility, leaping from shelf to shelf as she were a Force user herself. She jumps at one of the Stormtroopers, reaching him before he can take evasive manuevers and she plunges her spear into his right shoulder, breaking the armor. The Stormtrooper mutters something incomprehensible into his communications and falls down.

Kars doesn't stand up so much as he wills his body onto his feet by contorting it into various shapes until he's standing, a grimace across his face and wiping sweat off his brow. "Urgh... You bastard, Jojo...! You will pay for this!!" Then, like the big strong scary Pillerman he is, he runs off and hides. He first attempts this by standing next to a mannequin and striking a pose, though Johnny quickly figures out his hiding spot and points at him. "Curses!" Kars flees again and goes into the coat section, hiding underneath a rack of coats. Johnny isn't far behind and turns the corner, knowing that Kars is somewhere in the coat section, though behind which of these coats is a mystery.
Some of Kars' ribs automatically shift back into place.

Johnny, despite losing track of his foe, smirks and remains confident, speaking out into the coat section so that Kars would be able to hear him no matter what his position was, "You ever hear of a man by the name of Joshua Joestar? He was a master with the art of Hamon. From his grandfather down the line of succession." Johnny inhales deeply and yawns, an aura spreading around him that slows down the speed of anyone nearby while he stays normal. Johnny then takes a fighting stance and prepares for combat, although none comes at the moment and Kars remains hidden.

McKatana was getting frustrated with how Mecha-Hitler seemed to shrug off every one of his attacks, but he was about to end that. He builds his chi, a firey red aura surrounding him as he charges Mecha-Hitler. "BAKA GAIJIN! YOU HAVE RESISTED MY BLADE FOR TOO LONG! NOW, WITNESS MY TRUMP CARD! HAAAAAAAAH! IAI: THE ART OF A SINGLE STRIKE!" The Single Strike comes down on Hitler's right hand and severs both his pinky and ring finger, both of the mechanical digits falling to the ground twitching and smoking as oil pours forth from the wound. McKatana follows this up with a flurry of Katana strikes, [10+2 vs. 2] starting off by cutting off Hitler's left arm, followed by a horizontal slash that bisects the cyborg, cutting him completely across the waist. Hitler looks down at his wound and then up at McKatana, how only offers the words, "Axis: 0, Japan: 1."[/b][/color] Hitler's top half slides off of his legs and onto the floor, and then explodes in a brilliant burst of metal pieces and oil.
McKatana has cut down Mecha-Hitler! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Electricity Manipulation: +2 Manipulating Electricity; Can Manipulate Electricity out of the air or from a nearby source for extra power. Can also drain electrical devices to heal.

As Kyoko causes another Stormtrooper to fall, she looks to face the remaining Stormtroopers who are continuing to backpedal. She takes her spear and holds it upright, its head coated with the blood of imperial soldiers, "Whats wrong? I thought you wanted to fight me, not so brave now are ya, but i wont let you get away so easily." [2+1 vs. 10] Kyoko gives chase to the Stormtroopers who continue to run, and this time they hole up in a huge toy castle, locking the gates behind them. Kyoko smirks, does these Stormtroopers really think that a plastic door is going to stop her? With one punch, she obliterates the door, and behind it she finds herself face-to-face with several E-11 Blaster Rifles. [4 vs. 1+1] Kyoko runs away as the blasters begin to fire upon her, one of the Stormtroopers gets a good shot that hits her in the back of her right shoulder. Kyoko is able to shrug off the pain, but the force of the blast causes her to drop her Modular Spear and when she turns around to grab it, several blaster shots pepper the area around her, forcing her deeper into the store to get into cover.

"* heh. nice try, kiddo. now, i gotta go argue with someone about my ability to pun". With his newfound ability, Sans doesn't have to chase after Kyoko, (which is good because it allows Sans to run as little as possible) and instead just opens up a portal in front of him and its other end opens directly in front of the magical girl. [6 vs. 8+1-1] A storm of flying bones comes towards Kyoko, but she doesn't lose a step in her stride and actively runs towards the Portal while juking and jiving every bone. Kyoko launches herself through the portal just before Sans closes it and she lunges at the skeleton with a flying punch. [3+1+1-1 vs. 8+1] When Kyoko finishes her punch, she ends up swinging into thin air as Sans disappears in a blur and reappears several feet behind her with the same perpetual grin.

As The Road Warrior rides away from Skullduggery Pleasant, he gives him a friendly farewell, "You are awaited in Valhalla. Have a safe trip." He spins his bike around and coming to a near halt, holds Brother Koch in both hands and begins to unload upon the engine of Skullduggery's car. [7+2+1 vs. 9-4(Disabled)] [6+2+1 vs. 8-4] The Road Warrior fills the front of the car with lead, piercing it dozens of times and causing the flames to rise higher and higher. The skeleton attempts to take control of the fire for his own usage, but it is too late, and the Bentley explodes in a miraculous fireball that rises up into the sky, TRW's Brother-At-Arms begins to cheer, "VALHALLA!"
The Bentley sinks into the ground, glass and tires littering the ground around it. And then a second fireball engulfs the car, and from this fire rides a Skeleton on a Motorcycle.
The Road Warrior exploded Skullduggery Pleasant's Bentley with him inside! [+1 Kill]
+Ally: Pleasant Brother

"YES! MORE BLOOD!" The bloodlusted fighter runs at McKatana giving the Samurai not a second to bask in the glory of killing Mecha-Hitler. [9+2-1 vs. 5+2+1] With a giant grin, Rez runs his blade across his right forearm, cutting through the robe and into his arm, creating more blood which does little more than to excite Rez further. [2+2-1 vs. 9+2+1] Rez, without thinking, thrusts wildly and McKatana is able to evade by stepping to the side and swinging his blade at Rez, [6+2+2-1 vs. 4+2] and slashes him across the back, creating no more injuries but a lot more blood from a large wound. "YES, ALL OF IT!" Cries the blood knight as the back of his clothing becomes soaked with blood. [Constitution: 2+2] Despite his love of blood, all this excessive bleeding was beginning to take its toll on Rez, he begins to feel weak and places a hand against the edge of a shelf to keep himself standing.

The Huntress, despite being one of the newest arrivals, is the first one to exit one of the main entrance stores and head deeper into the mall. As she steps out of C.J. Nickels and into the 'Strip', the longest straight section in the mall, she prepares for attack from every angle, whether from any of the stores or up above on the second floor. Yet, nothing comes; all of the stores are open and lit up, as if inviting shoppers to come inside and spend all of their cash, but no one is actually around. It's quite eerie actually. The stores immediately around her appear to be focused on either clothing or hobbies, one looks like an electronics store.

The Peacekeeper looks around the entire area of Toyworld, says "Fuck it," and runs out of the store, exiting deeper into the mall.
A cloud of darkness and angst forms in the middle of C.J. Daniels and from it spawns Coldsteel the Hedgehog. "fucking fuck my mom use to take me to .cj daneils n now i hate it i hate you mom tihs place is ghey"

After the cloud dissipates, one statue of a bear standing next to the "Camping Clothes" section in C.J. Daniels suddenly explodes as the viking hidden inside breaks free, roaring.

Aeyza, a sort of futuristic supersoldier, puts a large hole one of the walls in Toyland with a single railcannon shot and steps inside.
Apologies for the brevity and lack of creativity this turn, I was focused on getting it out more than being detailed. This should be improved by next turn.

Since no consensus was reached on what to do about keeping Extra Abilities Post-Respawn, it will stand that players will Respawn only with their initial 5 Abilities they created for their characters. If there is enough interest I can hold a revote, and more discussion on this encouraged, especially on the Discord page.

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Spoiler: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana (BlitzDungeoneer) (click to show/hide)

Name: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana
Gender: Who knows?
Age: 'tis a mystery.
Appearance: A tall... someone. It's really hard to tell with the round, blue, shiny mask that covers the entirety of their face, and what little might have clued somebody in on their actual identity is covered by a hood. Everything else is covered by a very baggy white robe, with some brown boots to top it all off. On their feet, obviously. Oh, and gloves. Can't forget the black gloves.
Backstory: Who knows? The origins of Katana McKatana are a mystery to everyone, even themselves. He just knows he hates the human worms that feast on glorious Nippon's carcass.

Abilities
1. Spammy Fucker(Passive): 50% chance of an extra attack being made on each turn against an enemy. Only applies if Katana McKatana has attacked this turn.
2. 150% Counter!(Passive): If Katana counter-attacks, increase the result of the dice roll by 2.
3. Slashy Slashy(Active): Katana slashes at their opponent with their glorious Nippon steel katana.
4. The Art of a Single Strike(Active): Katana sheathes their blade, charging up their ki chakras before speeding up to ridiculous speeds to strike their opponent with glorious Nippon steel. Cannot be defended against, always hits at the strength of a 3 vs. 1 hit. 2-turn cooldown.
5. Dancing McKatana(Passive): Katana McKatana utilises the glorious Nippon technique of old: getting the fuck out of the way while trying to look vaguely graceful. Increases defensive rolls by 2.
6. Electricity Manipulation (Passive): +2 Manipulating Electricity; Can Manipulate Electricity out of the air or from a nearby source for extra power. Can also drain electrical devices to heal.

Equipment
1. Nippon Steel Katana: A glorious blade, folded 2 gorillion times in the depths of Mt. Nipponkatana by the best of the best katana smiths. It slices through most materials like they aren't even there, for none can stand against the full might of 2 gorillion folds. +2 to attack rolls(The Art of a Single Strike does not get a bonus from this).
2. Katana-Infused Robes: While they do not look it, these white robes have been infused with the very essence of Nippon steel itself, granting them great durability. +1 to defensive rolls.
3. Mask of the Nameless Swordsman: An incredibly shine blue mask. Looking at it, it almost seems to stare into your soul, somehow. +2 to mental resistance rolls.
Status: Right Forearm Slashed [Bleeding, -1 to this limb]
Kills: 1
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Nippon Steel Katana, Katana-Infused Roes [Damaged: Reduced to +1 Defense], Mask of the Nameless Swordsman

Spoiler: Sans (DigitalDemon) (click to show/hide)

Name: sans
Gender: Male
Age: * i haven't really been keepin' track.
Appearance: *checkin' me out, huh?
Backstory: * not much, really.

Abilities:
1. dodge (passive) - can dodge any attack, if he scores a >5 defense roll, making it do no damage. however, can only take 1 hit of any damage before dying
2. special attack (active) - prevents an enemy from taking it's turn, causing it to not be able to roll against the next attack. 5 turn cooldown
3. knowledge (passive) - grants use of the g. blasters
4. you're blue now (active) - can control the gravity of an enemy, and move them to his will, however, they still retain some control, able to move, if circumstances permit. 2 turn cooldown.
5. bad time (passive) - -1 from any enemy's defensive roll, but +1 to any enemy's attack roll
6. Hole Creation (Active): Sans can create a Hole that creates a portal between where he is standing and any other point in the mall. During the next turn, he and any other character can travel through this portal, which closes immediately at the end of that turn. 3-Turn Cooldown. [Cooling: 3 Turns]

Equipment:
1. bones - more magic than physical tool, can be summoned from the ground, or hands to be fired at enemies. can also be used to impale, in combination with 'you're blue now'. is removed upon death
2. g. blasters - ... can be summoned at will, and shoot lasers at enemies. can be used in combination with bones, but has a 2 turn cooldown. a max of 5 can be summoned at once. is removed upon death
3. scarf - grants a +1 to defensive rolls, and gives a +1 to offensive rolls,(but the offense bonus is only for sans)
Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Scarf

Spoiler: Kars, the Pillarman (Sl4cker) (click to show/hide)

[spoiler=avalon.mp3]Name: Kars, the Pillarman
Gender: More male than you will ever be
Age: >100,000 years
Appearance:
Normal Form
Ultimate Life Form
Backstory: Kars is a Pillarman, ancient beings of incredible power, living at the top of the food chain and eating ordinary humans like that piece of bacon you've had for breakfast (Note: Human bacon is quite a delicacy in Pillarman culture, Kars is rather fond of it himself). However, despite their extraordinary strength, intelligence and posing, the had one weakness: sunlight. A Pillar Man that spends more than five to ten seconds in sunlight burns up and dies. This, understandably, trimmed their population somewhat.

Kars, seeking to get rid of this weakness, created a powerful artifact; the Stone Mask, an artifact that, through acupuncture, could turn ordinary humans into powerful vampires, which 1) Actually GAVE them a weakness to sunlight and 2) Made them even more delicious when turned into bacon. Unfortunately, Kars forgot that Pillarman skulls are too hardcore to be punctured by rock, and all it did was allow him to do even weirder shit with his body than before, and also gave him this uncanny craving for bacon.

Despite result number 2, most of the Pillarmen started to want to execute him for being a potential mad scientist archetype. So, he and his best bud Esidisi grabbed two Pillarman children (Wham and Santana, they named them later and yes these are all music references) and fucking killed the rest of the race.

Kars realized that to make the Stone Mask viable, he needed a Perfect Red Stone of Aja, which were rare as shit. So he went into some random fucking hole in the ground somewhere in Italy with his mates (excluding Santana because he's bad at what he does) and slept for a while. A long, long while.

Abilities:
1. Pillarman (Passive): Kars is an Aztec God of Fitness. Well, not really, but you get the point. This gives him super intelligence, super senses, the ability to eat people just by touching them, and to make his body do really weird shit. In exchange, he can only survive in sunlight briefly before having to turn himself into stone, and is similarly weak to Ripple energy and other sun-based powers. He can resist Ripple a little bit, though.
2. Evolutionary Absorption: Kars secretes a digestive fluid, and absorbs any organic matter that comes in contact with it. Absorbs organic material and heals damage proportional to the gap in roll numbers if successful.
3. Light Mode: Bright Blade: We never said Kars "Creator of the Stone Mask" was very good at names. Uses his light blades to deflect light at the enemy intense enough to blind them.
4. Light Mode: Shining Sabers: Seriously? He just took the previous attack name and exchanged the words with their synonyms? Cuts the air so quickly it creates several white slashes which cut an opponent from afar.
5. Evolutionary Regeneration (Passive): Kars, being a Pillarman, regenerates quite a bit of damage every turn. This ability is negated when in contact with sunlight or other sun-based powers.
6. Sentient Weapon (Passive): Light Blades become sentient.

Equipment:
1. The Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja: Kars carries the Stone Mask into battle. The Red Stone is hidden somewhere in the area, maybe. When Kars has both the Stone Mask and the Red Stone, he may turn into the ultimate lifeform, assuming there's some sort of light around to activate the Red Stone. As the ultimate lifeform, Kars is immune to sunlight, does not age, can regenerate so fast he might as well be immortal, turn his body parts into any animal or any animal part ever, able to use a type of Ripple so powerful it melts humans, and SEX: USELESS. Regular humans with the Stone Mask can use them to also gain a weakness to sunlight, and in return also be able to do weird shit, like shoot lasers made out of eye liquid. Ew.
2. Light Blades: Kars' use of the regular Stone Mask allowed him to use Light Mode, sprouting incredibly sharp blades from any part of his body. That seem to shine. Oh, and did I mention that each light blade also has an massive number of tiny blades moving around its edge like a chainsaw? Yes, Kars can create a light chainsaw from any part of his body at will. What can you do, mate?
3. Kars' Hood: It's just a hood. It doesn't do anything other than cover up his fabulous locks. This is important, because the only ones allowed to see the full majesty of his hair are people that Kars respects, i.e. absolutely nobody. Other than his Pillarman bros.

Kars' theme when he awakens
Kars' theme while kicking ass
Ultimate Kars' theme
Status: Some Ribs Shattered
Kills: 1
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: The Stone Mask, Red Stone of Aja [Hidden in Arena], Kars' Hood

Spoiler: Kyoko Sakura (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

Name: Kyoko Sakura.
Gender: Female.
Age: 15.
Appearance: "Hey, why are ya staring at me?"
Backstory: "I ain't telling you, after all i only just met ya." (Not stating here cuz spoilers)
Abilities:
1. Puella Magi (Passive): Kyoko is a Puella Magi, she feels less physical pain and is able to survive any attack so long as her soul gem stays intact, though she can still be incapacitated.
2. Veteran Magical Girl (Passive): Exactly what it says on the tin, she is better at dodging and attacking since she has done this thing for a while.
3.Rosso Phantasma: Kyoko can make copy's of herself as well as make other illusions, though she cant really use it as much anymore ever since a certain thing happened in her past.
4.Scorpion Spear: A gigantic version of her spear that she can summon, its only used as a last resort and the power needed for its use is life threatening.
5. Don't waist food (Passive): Kyoko loves food, really she does. If someone does something to destroy food she will get a bit angry with them... okay that's a massive understatement. She also is almost always eating something.

Equipment:
1. Modular Spear: A  modular spear. While steel hard, it is extremely flexible, and can extend or bend easily. The handle can be broken down into numerous pieces, connected by a chain, allowing the user to attack or defend over a wide area. The chain runs along the handle, ending in a heavy ball at the blunt side. The ball's weight is used to easily wrap the chain around foes, restricting them.
2. Soul gem: The one thing all puella magi have, it allows her to go into her magi form as and contains her soul, she would technically still be alive if only her soul gem was left of her.
3. Box of pocky: Exactly what it says on the tin, its just a box of chocolate pocky.
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Modular Spear [Dropped], Soul Gem, Box of Pocky

Spoiler: E.D.M.E.D.D. (TheBiggerFish) (click to show/hide)

Name: EVUL DARK MAGE OF EVILOUS DARKITY DOOM
Gender: M.
Age: Ehh, who cares?
Appearance: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.
Backstory: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Abilities:
1. (Active) DARK EXPLOSION! : Explodes darkness!  It explodes!  Slams into things!  Makes spiky stuff!
2. (Active/Passive) DARK CLOAKING FIELD! : Makes shadows into a shield and cloak when attacked!  Can be used to make solid shadows anywhere!
3. (Active) MORE DARKENING! : Creates darkness!
4. (Active) SHADOW PORTAL! : Opens a portal in a shadow!
5. (Active) MAGIIIIIIC! : Imitate a magic effect!

Equipment:
1. MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS! : When casting DARK EXPLOSION!, cast two.
2. GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE! : Exactly what it says on the tin.  Spams homing magic missiles.
3. WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! : Doesn't really look that much like a wand...  Summons a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! to mash things!
Status: Right Arm Burnt [Superficial Damage], Skull Bruised [Unconscious]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS!, GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE!, WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

Spoiler: Crusty Pete (Ardent Debater) (click to show/hide)

Name: Crusty Pete
Gender: Male. Definitely Male.
Age:
Appearance: Crusty Pete is a very large, muscular being that if not a Human, at least heavily resembles one. A very thick layer of accumulated Filth has built up over the Eons Years, and acts as a sort of second skin. Crusty Pete reeks of Tobasco Sauce, Cheap Booze, and what smells like some kind of Chili Powder. He is extremely hairy, to the extant that his bodily appearance is unknowable, his hair is brown with many gray streaks, food stains, and miscellaneous garbage tangled up in it. He wears a pair of well-worn Gray Overalls that might've been Blue once upon a time, a filthy undershirt, a pair of heavily scuffed Leather Boots, and lastly, a pair of seemingly ordinary, yet unusual Sunglasses. His Hands, the only visible part of his body, are extremely calloused, filthy, and scarred. He Laughs at everything in a Psycotic Manner and seems to have no Fear of Death, but he does have a Crippling Phobia of Spaghetti, for reasons known only to him.
Backstory: "De day dat I tell the likes a' You my backstory 'll be da day I die!"

Abilities:
1. Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) When in Melee Combat with a Living Opponent with a Functioning sense of Smell, that Opponent must roll a 5 or Higher to Attack each Turn, if that Opponent rolls a 4 or Lower, they are Stunned and unable to Attack for the Turn. However, Crusty Pete gains a -4 Penalty to All stealth rolls.
2. Sentient Hair, (ACTIVE) When in Melee Combat, Crusty Pete can unleash his Mystical Living Beard to Attack 1 Opponent for 2 Turns. The Beard gets it's own Piercing Attack, and can roll to Attack the Opponent. It doesn't provide any bonuses or penalties to Crusty Pete's Attacks while functioning, however Crusty Pete and his Mystical Living Beard can Attack in the same Turn. The Sentient Hair Ability has a 4 Turn Cooldown.
3. Built Like An Ape, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete gains a +3 Bonus to All Strength Based rolls.
4. That Reeks! (ACTIVE) Crusty Pete gain gather all of his Stench and Fling it at an Opponent in a Fog. The Stench Fog has an Area of Effect Radius of 20 Feet, and all Living Opponents caught in it must roll to avoid instant heart failure. If they roll a 2 or Lower, they are Killed Instantly, but if they roll a 3 or Higher, they are only Blinded and Stunned until they can leave The Stench Fog. The Stench Fog has Acidic Properties and will damage Metal Equipment. Crusty Pete is Immune to The Stench Fog's Effects, But while The Stench Fog Ability is Functioning, Crusty Pete temporarily loses his Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) Ability. The Stench Fog exists for 4 Turns, and has a Cooldown of 2 Turns.
5.  Large Size, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete is Larger than Normal, giving him a -2 to all Dodging rolls, but a +2 to all Strength rolls, and sightly reduces the damage of successful hits.

Equipment:
1. Ma' Whoppin' Stick- A very large, makeshift wooden club. Despite it's crude nature, it could probably do a lot of damage to someone's body, and, judging by the Cracks in it's surface, it probably has.
2. A Can Of Beard Oil(6 Charges Left)- A Can Of Beard Oil, when used, it Strengthen's the User's Beard, giving it a +4 to all Beard Attacks for 2 Turns, however, too much of it will cause The User's Beard to Fall Off, and become it's own Combatant.
3. Strange Sunglasses- These malevolent shades give the User a +2 to resist Fear and Mental Attacks, but they may attempt to possess the Wearer after doing so, in an attempt to Join the Carnage and Get it's Grasping Appendages on the Prize.
Status: Left Elbow Injured [-1 to Actions using Left Arm], Jaw Shattered/Ribcage Shattered, [-3 to all Rolls next turn, Must Roll for Constitution to stay Conscious], Punctured Organs [Internal Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Ma' Whoppin' Stick, Can of Beard Oil (6 Charges Left), Strange Sunglasses

Spoiler: Rez (FallacyofUrist) (click to show/hide)

Name: Rez
Gender: Male
Age: 282, functionally 40
Appearance: A man wearing a blood red cloak over ordinary american garb.
Backstory: The man who figured out the power of BLOOD! Give it up for REZ!

Abilities:
1. (Active) Blood Regeneration: Rez can use blood(not his own, though), draining the life force from it, to heal himself. The more blood, the more heals.
2. (Passive) Blood Rage: Rez gains physical rolls bonuses depending on how bloody he is. The more bloody he is, the higher his bonuses are.
3. (Active) Blood Animation: Rez can animate the blood in a fallen enemy, creating a Blood Elemental minion that will obey his orders. He can only have one Blood Elemental at a time.
4. (Passive) Not Quite Death: After dying, Rez can take one additional action. Blood Regeneration might possibly bring him back to life.
5. (Active) Blood Rite: The more blood in the area, the more powerful this ability. Consumes a large amount of spilled blood in the area to create a somewhat explosive sphere(size depending on blood consumed) that is then fired at an enemy. A successful impact has a chance(depending on how much blood is consumed) to prevent the impacted enemy's passive abilities from working for a duration(depending on how much blood consumed). Has a 4 turn cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Cloak of Blood: This red cloak can store blood in a hammerspace within it.
2. Bloodletter: A somewhat long dagger that tends to cause bleeding in any foes it hits.
3. A flask of magical blood: Will likely be more useful for Rez's abilities than normal blood.
Status: Left Arm Severed At Elbow [Bleeding], Lower Right Forearm Slashed [Bleeding], Back Slashed [Bleeding], Weakness [-1 to all Physical Rolls]
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Cloak of Blood, Bloodletter Dagger, Flask of Magical Blood

Spoiler: AL-2048 (Kashyyk) (click to show/hide)

Name: AL-2048
Gender: Unknown. The armour obscures all.
Age: 20? You can't exactly tell.
Appearance:  Nothing can be seen under the armour.
Backstory: Trained from a young age at an Imperial Academy, AL-2048 knows only loyalty to the emperor.

Abilities:
1. Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy (Passive) - The E-11 Blaster Rifle is difficult to use without specialised training
2. Squad Combat (Passive) - Stormtroopers do not act alone. They deploy in squads
3. Unyielding Resolve (Passive) - Their training combined with their loyalty to the emperor makes them highly resistant to fear and mind-affecting effects
4. Suppressing Fire (Passive) - The sheer volume of fire unleashed when attacking will cause anyone with a sense of self preservation to seek cover, even when if they don't get hit
5. Imperial Assets (Passive) - Instead of acquiring special abilities when getting kills the squad will instead be reinforced and additional equipment (such as weapons and vehicles) may be provided

Equipment:
1. Stormtrooper Armour - A hardened plastoid composite, it is almost impervious to solid projectiles and shrapnel, but almost completely ineffective against energy weapons. High Calibre AP rounds can also pierce the armour. It does however limit mobility and vision, making it difficult to aim.
2. E-11 Blaster Rifle - A rapid fire, accurate energy weapon, capable of releasing an unending stream of blasts, assuming the user can manage the heat generated. Exceptionally difficult to use without training.
3. Thermal Detonators - A high explosive the size of an apple, it has a variable fuse and is surprisingly powerful for its size.
Status: Normal [6/15 Stormtroopers, 1 w/Broken Arm]
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Stormtrooper Armour, E-11 Blaster Rifle, Thermal Detonators

[TCM]

Spoiler: Johnny Jokotaru (Sanure) (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Johnny Jokotaru
Gender: M.
Age: 27
Appearance: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jQSFWPkJnkU/TQJ9hxNwS7I/AAAAAAAAD54/hu8wxZFmSh0/s1600/952310_20091023_screen010.png
Stand: Dog Days http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JFop7w2WODo/VHsYJw_M0xI/AAAAAAAAEyg/8xyYqTRyYkA/s1600/catgirl2.png
Backstory: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now. Don't go getting any funny thoughts about looking me up. You wont find a thing."

Abilities:
1. Toriya, Toriya, Toriya!!! [Passive] - Upon a successful attack roll of 8-10 before bonuses, Johnny strikes the enemy again, repeating this ability until a failure. If the strike would kill the enemy, It's negated and Johnny uses Death Spiral Uppercut!.
2. Death Spiral Uppercut! [Active] - Strikes an enemy square in the jaw, killing them and sending them spiraling into the air. Does nothing if the enemy is not about to die.
3. Yoriya, Yoriya, Yoriya!!!  [Pasive] - Johnny's stand follows up all of Johnny's attacks, adding in her own equally strong strike. Only active while Dog Days is out.
4. Stand: Dog Days [Active] - Johnny activates his stand, causing the area around him to seem to become humid and sleepy. Enemies gain -2 to attack and defense rolls while Dog Days is active.
5. Sleepy Haze [Active] - Johnny yawns, causing time around him to slow down. Johnny gains +2 to Attack and Defense rolls.

Equipment:
1. Bands of Asura- Golden bands worn on the wrists and ankles. Adds +2 to Unarmed attack rolls.
2. Reminder of the Dog Days - A crown of gold worn by the toughest member of the Jokotaru tribes. Only those that can work on the hottest of the dog days is allowed to wear it. Adds +3 to Defense rolls.
3. Gift of the Dog Days - A jeweled amulet Johnny made for his stand. She can't wear it, so he wears it for her. Adds +2 to Dog Day's rolls.
Status: Right Thumb Severed [Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Bands of Asura, Reminder of the Dog Days, Gift of the Dog Days

Spoiler: Cthulu Dundee (Shadestyle) (click to show/hide)

Name: Cthulu Dundee
Gender: Male
Age: Immortal
Appearance: A tannish  Austrailian man, he wears a wide brimmed hat and hiking clothes, including a vest and cargo pants.
Backstory: Having trained his whole life, he brings his camera crew and his talents to the Death arena to Document the rare and exotic creatures that inhabit the area.

Abilities:
1. Grapple: Target is made immobile, if this suceeds 3 times in a row, they can no longer roll to resist and are subdued.
2. Explain: The Targets Weaknesses and Strengths are explained to the camera crew as he draws on his years of experience.
3. Track: Targets that are using a method to evade Cthulu Dundee must save or be revealed as he explains how it works and how to spot them.
4. Perfectly Safe: Cthulu Dundee can pick a target, this target will trigger a roll of Grapple, Explain, and Track if they act against him.
5. Something New Every Day: if Cthulu Dundee takes a hit, He knows just how to deal with it, removing any Status effects dealt quickly and efficiently while explaining it to the Camera Crew, he is immune afterwards to this Status effect for 3 turns.

Equipment:
1. Medical Gear
2. Backup Cameras
3. Cure-All
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location:
Inventory: Medical Gear, Backup Cameras, Cure-All

Spoiler: The Road Warrior (IamanElfCollaborator) (click to show/hide)

Name: The Road Warrior. He needs no other name.
Gender: More male than even alpha males.
Age: He rides eternal. His age is the same.
Appearance: Hard to tell what their body looks like, as their whole body is suited up, with a black longcoat, leather gloves, black tattered body armor and biker pants, heavy black motorcycle boots with spurs on the heels. Their face is covered by a brownish scarf, a pair of aviator goggles and a dusty hat.
Backstory: There are legends of those who walk among the living and the dead. Legends of those who ride through dust, wood and salt. Legends of those who ride through towns at night and leave nothing but corpses upon first morning light. Legends of those who ride upon the highway eternal, shiny and chrome, trailed by those who were awaited, his eternal brothers in arms. Legends upon tales upon myths speak of these figures, but the one name is attached to this mysterious figure.

The Road Warrior.

Abilities
1. Witness Me (Passive): If the next attack would kill the Road Warrior and he has no Brothers in Arms to take the attack for him, the Road Warrior and his would-be killer must make three rolls afterwards. If two of the killer's rolls are higher than the Road Warrior's, the Road Warrior dies as normal. If two of the Road Warrior's rolls are higher, the Road Warrior kills his would-be killer instead of dying and turns them into a Brother in Arms. If the result is otherwise (all equal), neither the Road Warrior nor his killer kills him and the fight resumes as normal. This only triggers once per turn, against one opponent (group enemies count as one opponent). Only triggers if he has no Brothers left to take an attack and if this is the first time in that turn this has triggered.
2. Out Of Control (Passive): The Road Warrior gets a +2 bonus to dodging and driving and +1 to fighting other vehicles.
3. You Are Awaited (Passive): The Road Warrior gets an increasing bonus to attack rolls the more wounded their opponent is.
4. What A Lovely Day (Passive): The Road Warrior negates all passive buffs upon the opponent and debuffs upon himself upon engaging an opponent. This has no effect on buffs activated after initiating battle.
5. Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome (Passive): Instead of getting a new Ability randomly, the Road Warrior, upon making kills, turns his killed victim into a Brother in Arms, getting access to one of their Abilities of his choice. This Brother in Arms rides with the Warrior, and each Brother makes an attack of their own at -2 penalty (with +1 to driving and dodging due to being bikers), with their own HP. A Brother can be targeted by an attack, and the Warrior and his Brothers can be hit by AOE attacks.  If the Road Warrior is hit by a lethal attack, a Brother in Arms can be expended, dying in the Warrior's place at the cost of the bonus and the ability granted. If the Road Warrior goes up against a grouped opponent (i.e. a platoon), the Road Warrior can take Brothers with each hit that he damages the platoon; they grant him neither damage nor abilities (unless he has killed the last member of the group) but they can take attacks for him. He automatically starts with one Brother in Arms that grants him no abilities whatsoever.

Equipment
1. The Pursuer: An old motorcycle, scratched up and shot but nonetheless running far better than a bike of its age and condition has any right to. While on it, the Road Warrior always outruns opponents who are on foot and has a +2 to outrunning opponents in vehicles.
2. Brother Koch: A machine gun, stained with the blood of many of his victims. +2 to attack rolls.
3. Infernal Engine: His bike is equipped with a lot of weird upgrades. +2 to physical dodging.

The Road Warrior's Theme
Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Location: Parking Lot outside of Toyland
Inventory: The Pursuer, Brother Koch, Infernal Engine, Brother-At-Arms, Brother Pleasant

Spoiler: The Peacekeepers (click to show/hide)

Name: Peacekeeper of Platoon HFDR-98 (Just "Peacekeeper" for short)
Gender: Varies.
Age: 22-54
Appearance: A group of typical Peacekeeper units. Wait, Halo? What's a Halo?
Backstory: The Peacekeepers are the official police and armed forces of the NFL in the NFL-verse featured in Trespassers of the Universe. They patrol major cities to promote stability and peace while at the same time doing their best to keep criminals and revolutionaries from the Favelas out of the walls of the major football city-states. They have years of training and are equipped with cutting edge technology.

Abilities:
1. Peacekeeper Training (Passive) - The Peacekeeper has trained for years in the art of combat. +2 Firearms, +1 Melee Combat, +1 Explosives.
2. Shields Up (Passive) - The armor of a Peacekeeper comes with a force-shield that absorbs a significant amount of damage and self-restores over time. If an attack overcomes the shields or penetrates the armor, it directly damages the Peacekeeper, who can not be directly healed while they are in their suit.
3. ElectroShock (Active) - When the Peacekeeper is in direct contact with someone, their suit can administer an electric shock that can cause their target to be penalized during their next turn, can cause them to lose an Action, or even knock them unconscious with a particularly powerful jolt. This ability can not kill a character.
4. Hyper Evasion (Active) - The Peacekeeper activates a system in their armor which pumps them full of drugs which heighten awareness and reflexes, giving them a +5 to all defensive rolls for one turn. The Peacekeeper can not counter-attack while Hyper Evasion is activated. Hyper Evasion takes up 2 Actions. The turn after using Hyper Evasion, the Peacekeeper is tired and gets a -1 to all physical rolls. 2-Turn Cooldown.
5. Team Strategy - Formidable on their own, Peacekeepers really thrive when working together with each other or other allies. For each Ally a Peacekeeper has in a fight, they receive +1 to attacking rolls.

Equipment:
1. X43-N Laser Rifle - The standard assault rifle of the Peacekeepers. Holds a 30 round clip and is meant to penetrate conventional armor. It is intentionally bulky and tough so that it can be improvised as a melee weapon.
2. Peacekeeper Armor - Top of the line armor heavy enough to resist all kinds of trauma, though a well-trained and powerful Peacekeeper can wear it. Comes equipped with a force-shield and keeps track of the Peacekeeper's vitals.
3. Fragmentation Grenades - Old fashioned but still effective. Throw at a group of enemies and a burst of metal fragments sprays all over the place to impale multiple targets. The Peacekeeper comes into battle armed with 4 Frag Grenades.
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Western Diagonal
Inventory: X43-N Laser Rifle, Peacekeeper Armor, 4 Fragmentation Grenades

Spoiler: The Huntress (Twinwolf) (click to show/hide)

Name: Huntress

Gender: Female

Age: She can’t remember. She also may or may not have unknowingly become a vampire. Or a werewolf. It’s unclear with Hunters.

Appearance: Picture

Backstory: A Hunter of beasts in Yharnam, the city of blood. She can’t remember her past before this; there is little but the Hunt and the Dream (capitalization intentional). All she knows is she was sick, and sought the panacea known as Paleblood. Somehow she ended up a Hunter.

Yharnamites covet blood above all else. It’s taken the place of alcohol, a not small amount of food and drink, and any sort of medicine. This Huntress doesn’t care for it besides the healing properties of the blood vials. Which given her line of work, are consumed like candy.

Abilities:

1. Blood Vial (Active): The Huntress heals themself using a Blood Vial. It heals more if she has taken damage the previous turn.

2. Dodge (Active): The Hunters of Yharnam are light on their feet, used to monsters that can end them should they stop moving for even a moment. The action adds +3 to the dodge roll against an attack. The second time it is used in a turn, it only confers +1 dodge.

3. Shoot (Active): The Huntress fires her pistol at the enemy. If she hits them and they are attacking, they are stunned.

4. Visceral Attack (Active): The enemy being stunned, the Huntress takes her opportunity. When an enemy has been stunned, either by the Shoot action or another source, this attack is an automatic hit and high damage.

5. Charged Attack (Active): A charged attack that takes 2 actions. If it hits it does high damage.

Equipment:
1. Hunter’s Garb: A tough leather set that is easy to move in. Provides a +2 to Dodge rolls.

2. Ludwig’s Holy Blade: A simple blade that doubles as the hilt for the ludicrously large blade on the Huntress’ back. In normal form, the weapon adds +2 to attack rolls using it. In large form, it takes 2 actions to use and removes access to the Shoot action, but adds 4 to attack rolls.

3. Pistol: A simple pistol that doesn’t pack much punch. Lowers the defense roll of an enemy shot with it by 2 for one turn.
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: The Strip
Inventory: Hunter's Garb, Ludwig's Holy Blade, Pistol

Spoiler: Coldsteel the Hedgehog (Elephant Parade) (click to show/hide)

Name: Coldsteel
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Appearance: A purple (the cool kind, not the other kind) hedgehog with earrings and a torn ear and he's super cool
Backstory: bio: coldsteel was born with a special power. he was stronger than all his classmates in the sonic fighting academy. he served in the sonic military fighting shadow and in the final battel against shadow they were fighting and shadow turned him to the darkness and coldseel turned against sonic and killed him. he lost a part of his ear in the battle which is why he doesnt have a part of his ear. he doesnt want the wish but he joined the arena anyway to kill people.
likes: hurtin people, bein badass, motorcycles, nine inch nails (the band), killing, death, punk rock, jinco jeans, skulls, darkness, ninne inch nails (on finger), earings, purple
dislikes: niceness, happiness, levis, kevin robinson, short nails, khaoskid663, sunshine, life, my dad, football

Abilities:
1. (Active) psssh...: Coldsteel points out how LAME an in-progress attack or action is, shutting it down immediately.
2. (Active) nothin personnel...: Coldsteel banishes all nearby non-player combatants to the CHAOS ZONE, or whatever it's called. The banished combatants return three turns later, and cannot be banished again.
3  (Passive/Active) a special power: Coldsteel is stronger than all his classmates in the Sonic Battle Academy; he can run faster than Sonic, control chaos* better than Shadow, fly faster (and COOLER) than Tails, punch people harder than Knuckles, AND use telekinesis better than Silver; he gains a +3 bonus to all these actions. He's not a better mechanic than Tails because robots are for NERDS.
4. (Passive) likes: hurtin people: If Coldsteel inflicts damage on anyone (including himself), he gains a +2 bonus to all rolls the following turn.
5. (Passive) dislikes: niceness: If Coldsteel is ever shown mercy or kindness, he will suffer a -2 to all rolls until he can kill the person who did it. (can't stack with itself)


Equipment:
1. Chaos Emerald: It's an emerald filled with chaos energy or something. Coldsteel stole it from Shadow's corpse after he killed him, or something.
2. earrings: they grant a +3 bonus to Chaos Control because they're magic and COOL (they aren't girly, SHUT UP khaoskid663)
3. Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography: If Coldsteel manages to find a way to play his terrible CDs, anyone else listening will suffer a -4 malus to all rolls until they smash the source.

* Chaos control is pretty versatile; it can slow down time, teleport stuff, and form energy attacks.
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Chaos Emerald, earrings, Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography

Spoiler: The Viking at Stamford Bridge (Playergamer) (click to show/hide)

Name: The Viking at Stamford Bridge
Gender: Male.
Age: Unknown.
Appearance: A viking berserker, six and a half feet tall. He is wearing animal furs over his chainmail armor, and his only visible feature is his bright, blue eyes.
Backstory: Good start.

Abilities:
1. Berserker Rage (Active): The Viking lets loose his inner berserker, going completely insane for a round. His actions are completely uncontrollable, and he will mercilessly attack a random, nearby person, friend or foe. The Viking has a +3 to attack rolls while berserk, but -2 to defense rolls, and will shrug off any damage short of complete limb loss. Three round cool down.
2. Barbaric Cry: (Active) After making a kill, the Viking screams a prayer to Vingtor and Woden. The berserker is distracted for the rest of the round, with a -2 to all rolls. For the two following rounds, he receives a +1 to all rolls.
3. Know No Pain: (Active) For one round, all penalties from injuries (short of severed limbs) are ignored. Two round cool down.
4. Skullsplitter: (Passive) The berserker's giant Dane axe cleaves through steel and bone alike. It negates up to a +2 bonus from enemy armor, but he has a permanent -1 to defense rolls, due to its unwieldiness.
5: Symbel: (Passive) Every man must participate in the Great Boast. The greater the odds, the better the glory! +1 to all rolls for every unique enemy (over two) that has attacked the Viking in the last two rounds.

Equipment:
1. Dane Axe: This axe is the size of an adult man, with a large, steel head that can cleave through bone and steel alike. Don't get in his way.
2. Chainmail Armor: A set of handcrafted, Norwegian chainmail that has seen more combat than many armies. It can stop most melee weapons, but it has no effect against bullets. Topped with a spectacle-guard helmet that hides everything but his eyes. +3 to damage resist against blades, -1 to dodge.
3. Animal Furs: A mostly ceremonial set of bearskin, draped over his shoulders. He killed it himself.
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Daniels
Inventory: Dane Axe, Chainmail Armor, Animal Furs

Spoiler: Aeyza (The Moonlit Shadow) (click to show/hide)

Name: Aeyza
Gender: Male
Age: Not mortal 20's
Appearance: 5'11" human. Blonde hair, ~short. Fair skin, brown eyes. Wears a dark blue shirt, black pants striped with dark blue, and blue and gray jacket with hood.
Backstory: A guy who will become not-a-guy (immortal, you idiot, not girl)

Abilities:
1. Aperture Science Tester (Passive) - Is able to solve problems while flying through the air at high speeds (i.e., no penalties when grappling or otherwise moving at high speeds.)
2. Unload (Active - 1 turn CD) - Can use a single action three times without any penalties, uses up two turns, however.
3. Railbolts (Passive) - Never run out of ammo for the railcannon. Might want to call them un-rail bolts.
4. War Veteran (Passive) - Being a veteran of war, Aeyza gets +1 to cover and +1 to aim.
5. Brace (Active - 3 turn CD) - On the next turn, Aeyza suffers no recoil.

Equipment:
1. Railcannon - A heavy autocannon that actually uses coils. Powerful enough to smash through armor like a shell through glass. It's usually mounted on vehicles, so while the first shot is accurate, each successive shot is usually not. It has a lot of recoil and bracing with both feet is usually required to not lose the user's balance. Brace with legs and an arm to maybe get two shots at full accuracy and not be pushed back much. Is attached to top of right arm. +4 to attack rolls, -1 to mobility if shot once, -2 if shot twice, cannot move if shot three or more times. Ways to brace lower penalty.
2. Magnasabers - A pair of medium weight metal blades. Both sides are sharpened. Swinging one of them activates a mechanism that accelerates the blade to incredibly fast speeds, and with this force the blade is practically unparriable and can slice through the thickest metal if it has enough time to accelerate. Hard to dodge, and has to be predicted by the user's movements and the brief flicker before the blade is too quick. Follow through is quite tough, however. Two blades let the wielder get two good swings through, after that they're probably dead. +3 to attack roll, (when used) -2 to dodge, -2 parry.
3. Power armor with grapple attachment - Powered plate armor. A grapple is mounted on the left arm, with two modes: magnetic and adhesive. Improves user's strength as well as giving protection, and also adds weight. Has space for 2 carried medium weapons or 1 heavy weapon on back; 1 medium carried weapon or 2 small carried weapons on outside legplates, for each leg; and 1 medium or heavy weapon on right arm. +1 stability, +1 to defensive rolls, +1 strength (in all it's forms, including mobility), allows grappling: can shoot a grapple that attaches to a relatively smooth surface and pulls in the suit - pulling can be controlled but some circumstances will cause the grapple to detach and come back if there is too much stress on the rope.
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Railcannon, Magnasabers, Power Armor w/ Grapple Attachment

[Sl4cker]

"What is this? Some sort of Ripple technique?
It is 「Useless」. 「Useless, Useless, Useless」!!! you cannot slow down the fastest thing in the universe: Light!"
SURPRISE BRIGHT BLADE
LEAP AND STAB

[spümpkin]

*heh. guess you missed the punchline

sans uses You're Blue Now on kyoko, sending her flying to the roof, also sending multiple bones flying down on to her, from the ceiling

[piratejoe]

Kyoko annoyed at the fact she accidentally dropped her spear curses under her breath, then when sans comes and starts attacking her as well as now throwing her to the ceiling shouts out "Damnit, You'll pay for this! before launching herself from the ceiling straight at the skeleton

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Pity. The Bentley would've been handy.

Oh well.

The Road Warrior releases another flare, as Brother Pleasant takes his place behind him, revolver shimmering with flames and skull now flaming eternally, his snazzy suit crisscrossed with chains and leather. Signalling the start of another hunt, they go directly for the next hunt.

"Brothers! Ride with me eternal, shining and chrome!"

Driving into the store, they spy a skeleton throwing a girl into the ceiling.

The Road Warrior was getting sick of skeletons.
"VALHALLAAAAAA!"
And so he and his Brothers charge, guns blazing.
Move Taken: Banter.
Actions:
TRW: Drive to Sans, Banter at Sans, Shoot Sans, Shoot Sans
Brother [Biker]: Shoot at Sans
Brother [Pleasant]: Shoot at Sans

[Sanure]

"You're pretty pathetic, Pillarman. Thinking you could hide from my Stand." Jojo has Dog Days rapidly strike Kars from behind, propelling him towards Jojo, who unleashes another volley of Toriya Toriya Toriya!!! " As for your question! My technique is called Sleepy Haze Ripple. It gives the appearence of everything slowing down around me, but in truth!" Jojo's punches and strikes are not going slower, but are instead going twice as fast! "My own movements have been sped up! I'm not slowing down your light, but avoiding it all together!"

[Have Dog days begin striking Kars from behind. Use Toriya Toriya Toriya!!! on Kars]

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Tch. Another dirty cur, and this one obsessed with bloodshed? How disgusting. Well, now that Katana was no longer focused on Mecha-Hitler...

"YOU DISHONORABRU FOOL! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! I WILL CUT YOU DOWN JUST LIKE I DID HITLER!"

That said, Katana begins to slash at Rez.

Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

Target: Rez

1. Slashy Slashy
2. Slashy Slashy
3. Slashy Slashy
4. Slashy Slashy

[Sl4cker]

"YOU DISHONORABRU FOOL! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! I WILL CUT YOU DOWN JUST LIKE I DID HITLER!"

((sigging this))

[TheBiggerFish]

De-unconscious and DARK EXPLOSION Kyoko x2(x2) while ranting about lasers!

[piratejoe]

DARK EXPLOSION Kyoko x2(x2) while ranting about lasers!

(YES YOU CAN TOTALLY USE MAGIC AND RANT ABOUT LASERS WHEN YOU ARE KNOCKED OUT AND IN DREAM LAND!)

[Kashyyk]

The irony of storm troopers garrisoned in a toy castle being completely lost on them, they look for firing points from which to hold down their plastic fort. Once there, they continue to blast the magic girl, adding some thermal detonators to the mix as well.

[MidnightJaguar]

Hmm TCM could I slightly buff Skullduggery? I feel like giving him +2 to attacking with his revolver would make him more viable.

[TheBiggerFish]

DARK EXPLOSION Kyoko x2(x2) while ranting about lasers!

(YES YOU CAN TOTALLY USE MAGIC AND RANT ABOUT LASERS WHEN YOU ARE KNOCKED OUT AND IN DREAM LAND!)

(It ain't in a status.)