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Author Topic: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath  (Read 44651 times)

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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #105 on: June 11, 2016, 04:03:42 am »

"Your words are as fleeting as your life! I have broken those like you a thousand, thousand times!!"
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #106 on: June 11, 2016, 04:04:50 am »

After hearing the weird skeletons joke Kyoko says "Huh, i haven't heard that one before. Could'a been better though." she then takes out a pocky stick and puts it in her mouth as she walks down stairs and looks at the stormtroopers. "This day just gets weirder and weirder." she mutters under her breath getting into a combat stance ready to attack the storm troopers since they are obviously going to fire at her.
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Battleships Hurl insults from behind thick walls, Destroyers beat up small children, Carriers stay back in the kitchen, and Cruisers are a bunch of tryhards who pretend to be loners.

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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #107 on: June 11, 2016, 04:08:15 am »

Let the Hunt begin.

Who was this coming up to him in a pathetic-looking car? Oh. Just some skeleton-thing. Not worth it yet. There were bigger things to kill. Bigger things to hunt. He could come later. Maybe a useful ally. A Brother who could bring their own ride was nice.

Judging by the sounds of fighting down near the entrance, they were close by. The Road Warrior raises a battered flare gun upwards as his lone, loyal Brother in Arms stops next to him; he was a man he'd picked up after he'd saved him from a bunch of raiders on the long dusty endless highway. Or maybe it was Nebraska. It never mattered where. Anyway, this man was nothing special; just another biker with a shotgun. No special powers, no nothing. Still, an extra hand was useful.

He fires, signalling the beginning of a fight. His Brother in Arms revs up their bike; a similar bike in design to the Warrior's Pursuer, saved only for his lieutenants, called the Interceptor. Should this Brother fall, the next to replace him would get this one.

"What a day." The Warrior says, calm as a mountain spring. For others, this was hell. For him and his brothers in arms, this was a normal day.
He revs up the Pursuer, ready to charge in.
"What a lovely, lovely day." No. Scratch that. It was a lovely day.
He and his Brother charge in.

It was either time to die historic, or time to show the world why the Road Warrior alone rode eternal, shining and chrome.

Hopefully the latter.

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TRW: Drive in, Shoot Stormtrooper Platoon
Brother [Biker]: Shoot Stormtrooper Platoon
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #108 on: June 11, 2016, 04:18:55 am »

"You keep talking, yet all I hear is your empty boasts! Come! Let me here your words through your fists!"
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #109 on: June 11, 2016, 04:25:33 am »

"Then show me your fists! I will break them with my 「Light Mode」! JOJOOOOOO!!!"
you know what fuck going after robin
Attack Johnny
「Light Mode: Shining Sabers」
Attack him again
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #110 on: June 11, 2016, 04:30:21 am »

"PILLARMAN!!!"

(For reiteration)

Jojo activates Dog Days, then unleashes Toriya Toriya Toriya!!! on Kars.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2016, 04:44:54 am by Sanure »
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"...I really don't know why Cu chulainn made that last promise because he is physically incapable of keeping it in his pants, it is like his junk is some kind of unruly seamonster or moray eel telescoping out of its holster and harpooning ladies left and right"
Johnny Jokotaru sent Kars down under

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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #111 on: June 11, 2016, 06:42:54 am »

Whilst the majority of the squad kept the the magic girl, the physical anomaly and the skeleton suppressed, a few troopers unclipped thermal detonators from the utility belts, before throwing them towards the cover the hostiles were hiding behind.
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #112 on: June 11, 2016, 07:19:09 am »

Hitler continues his volley of punches at the disgusting old man, before channeling his Occult Power  at the swords...person.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulu R'leyh!
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #113 on: June 11, 2016, 08:43:32 am »

Paper Mario is briefly dazed before he remembers that he's made of paper, and thus can't have broken bones.

Paper Mario switches to Tube Form and attempts to Roll out of Toyland, dodging shots as he goes. If he happens to pass by Sans, he might try for a tap attack (gotta get that OHKO!), but only if it doesn't look risky.
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #114 on: June 11, 2016, 09:07:57 am »

Start firing my revolver at the road warrior. Then summon a fireball and hurl it at him as well.

Sigh, it's going to be one of those days isn't it?
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #115 on: June 11, 2016, 09:16:54 am »

Gunshots. From behind.

The Road Warrior turns and sees the skeleton-thing shooting at him.

On second thought, the stormtroopers could wait. This guy was annoying.

And he had a decent ride.

Probably a better idea to take this one out.

second thought, fuck going after the stormtroopers
TRW: Shoot at Skulduggery, Shoot at Skulduggery
Brother [Biker]: Shoot at Skulduggery

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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #116 on: June 11, 2016, 09:27:53 am »

Summon  waifu then use flurry of blow's on the  douche who's attacking my bro.
"Time To  tip the scales!"
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #117 on: June 11, 2016, 10:19:25 am »

Hitler continues his volley of punches at the disgusting old man, before channeling his Occult Power  at the swords...person.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulu R'leyh!

"FECKIN' NAZIS! I'MMA RIP YOU TA' PIECES, JUST LIKE I DID BACK IN DE DAY! MURICA'"

Crusty Pete's Eyes become Focused, and to Mecha-Hitler's Horror, his Beard Hairs join together to form several dozen, extremely thin, razor-sharp tentacles.

Crusty Pete activates his Sentient Hair, (ACTIVE) to Attack Mecha-Hitler! He also attempts to Smash Mecha-Hitler with Ma' Whoppin' Stick!
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #118 on: June 11, 2016, 11:44:26 am »

Sod that.  Respawn and KILL THE PERSON WHO JUST KILLED ME, WITH A DARK EXPLOSION MUAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
« Reply #119 on: June 11, 2016, 11:46:46 am »

((You respawn in a random place.))
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