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Author Topic: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath  (Read 44644 times)

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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #75 on: June 10, 2016, 10:20:25 am »

"Probably a few thousand generations."
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #76 on: June 10, 2016, 10:24:05 am »

"Only thing I can think of that that's old is the Pillar men, but I haven't seen one so far in my life. My tribes progenitor fought one thousands of years ago when he first settled the oasis, but that is more of a legend."
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"...I really don't know why Cu chulainn made that last promise because he is physically incapable of keeping it in his pants, it is like his junk is some kind of unruly seamonster or moray eel telescoping out of its holster and harpooning ladies left and right"
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #77 on: June 10, 2016, 10:33:28 am »

"Well what I fought was a fell dragon probably from the hero kings era...the continent was shaped completely different so lots of time passed so that thing was around a while I imagine."
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #78 on: June 10, 2016, 10:35:46 am »

"Well, as the elders always taught us: So long as evil exists in the world, Heroes will rise, wielding the power to change fate!" Johnny strikes a pose!
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Suika, Drinker of Sake - Today at 9:11 PM
"...I really don't know why Cu chulainn made that last promise because he is physically incapable of keeping it in his pants, it is like his junk is some kind of unruly seamonster or moray eel telescoping out of its holster and harpooning ladies left and right"
Johnny Jokotaru sent Kars down under

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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #79 on: June 10, 2016, 10:39:15 am »

"I feel this sudden urge to leer in disgust at nothing in particular."
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #80 on: June 10, 2016, 10:50:04 am »

"Well, as the elders always taught us: So long as evil exists in the world, Heroes will rise, wielding the power to change fate!" Johnny strikes a pose!
"You sound like Lucina."
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #81 on: June 10, 2016, 11:17:41 am »

Flail around with the WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! because "THIS STORE HAS FAILED TO BE EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.  IT SHALL BE DESTROYED.

EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL."


(To be clear, this means cast MASHY SPIKE PLATE! until it doesn't go.  Possibly at nearby human targets.)
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #82 on: June 10, 2016, 11:18:48 am »

Flail around with the WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! because "THIS STORE HAS FAILED TO BE EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.  IT SHALL BE DESTROYED."
Thoron him casually while continuing to buy the green coat.
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #83 on: June 10, 2016, 11:39:39 am »

"Sargent, your objectives. Recover an unknown number of valuable artifacts. It is believed most of these are lready in the hands of the hostiles or are also being searched for by them. Do not let them fall into enemy hands."

"Understand Commander. Consider it done."

The hologram fades, leaving AL-2048's vision clear. The squad ready to breach the exterior door to the mall, the signal is given. The lead troopers kick in the doors and the squad hustles in, seeking cover. Three hostiles.

"Squad, open fire!"

((If you don't want me to be able to attack multiple players in a turn, that's fine. Pick one at random to actually roll the attack against and have ineffectual shots against the others for flavour text))
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #84 on: June 10, 2016, 12:25:11 pm »

Spoiler: YOU ARE AWAITED (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: June 10, 2016, 07:34:06 pm by IamanElfCollaborator »
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Character Sheet:
Name: Cthulu Dundee
Gender: Male
Age: Immortal
Appearance: A tannish  Austrailian man, he wears a wide brimmed hat and hiking clothes, including a vest and cargo pants.
Backstory: Having trained his whole life, he brings his camera crew and his talents to the Death arena to Document the rare and exotic creatures that inhabit the area.

Abilities:
1. Grapple: Target is made immobile, if this suceeds 3 times in a row, they can no longer roll to resist and are subdued.
2. Explain: The Targets Weaknesses and Strengths are explained to the camera crew as he draws on his years of experience.
3. Track: Targets that are using a method to evade Cthulu Dundee must save or be revealed as he explains how it works and how to spot them.
4. Perfectly Safe: Cthulu Dundee can pick a target, this target will trigger a roll of Grapple, Explain, and Track if they act against him.
5. Something New Every Day: if Cthulu Dundee takes a hit, He knows just how to deal with it, removing any Status effects dealt quickly and efficiently while explaining it to the Camera Crew, he is immune afterwards to this Status effect for 3 turns.

Equipment:
1. Medical Gear
2. Backup Cameras
3. Cure-All
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #86 on: June 10, 2016, 01:57:47 pm »

Mecha-Hitler unleashes a salvo of bullets into the Japanese traitor's face.
"DIE!

(Hitler will use the 'Impact' font.)

Crusty Pete looks up from The Paint Can, his Beard and face encrusted with Yellow Paint, upon seeing Mecha Hitler, Rez, and Katana, he grimaces, before grabbing a large Hammer.

"YE GUD-DARMED NAZIS! I'LL KEEL YOU!!!"

Crusty Pete attempts to kill Mecha Hitler with his Hammer, along with attacking anyone who gets in his way!
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #87 on: June 10, 2016, 02:51:17 pm »

Time for some Skullduggery action.

Spoiler: Skullduggery Pleasant (click to show/hide)
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #88 on: June 10, 2016, 03:03:56 pm »

PTW
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Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
« Reply #89 on: June 10, 2016, 03:50:18 pm »

For Skullduggery, I'm assuming versatile means he can use bones put he has to pick them up first, correct? Like he can't telekineticly rip them out of someone's body.

Sans + S.P. is the unofficial new meta.
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