The Firebrand Haberdasher, your teacher of the Smoke Dancing arts, once said the the beauty of their assassins come from the honesty of their assault. Bomb their way to the target, and bludgeon them to death with household objects. While Zhaoshi does things with more finesse, doesn’t usually murder people, and usually doesn’t bludgeon people to death with vases, the concepts of honesty and raw power are important to its execution.
That was how the Witch killed your master. You will not make the same mistake.
As you leap up from your crouch like a tiger, you focus your ki and thrust your palm outwards, pushing away the mist and revealing the six shadows and the Witch. The shadows, pure-black apparitions of sable nightmares, fixs their smoldering crimson eyes at you as their readied their burning blades, a counterpoint to their leader’s blade of frost.
You unleash the power of Kung Fu, ignoring the Witches’ mocking, almost lazy dodges as they guessed all of your moves. You play completely by the books, keeping the role of the stubborn warrior as best as you can while avoiding the blades.
It’s time. As the seventh slash of the real Witch whistles past you, as the shadows dissipate and the Witch closes in for the kill, you see her lips move, “Oh, you foo-”
You don’t let her finish. The Witch bit on her false-tongue as your skull collided with full force at her chin. Not giving her time to recover, you grapple her by the waist.
“Iron-chain Vertebreaker!” you shouted, as you dropped down and hefted her into the air, then slammed her face-first into the ground. There was a sickening crack as she collided with the smooth stone.
However, before you could exult in your victory, the Witch dissipated into mist, escaping back into the portal.
“No!” you shouted, running after her, jumping into the portal-
“Wait! Hold it!”
“What? The story’s not over-”
“You’re kind of getting really fanon. We didn’t have any confirmation that the Smoke Dancers used Lucha Libre, dude.”
“It wasn’t Luch-”
“You know what, you should write three more versions of this segment. Then we can figure out which one is the best one.”
“That sounds kind of…”
“Great! Let’s do it!”
“I mean…”
“Cmon! What’re you waiting for.”
“*sigh*”
Chapter 1: Hero's End?
The tempest roils, dark clouds churn. Lightning crackle and roar. The ancient tree stands sentinel, its branches swaying in the storm. Smooth stone floor, flooded with rain, cold beneath your bare feet.
A tear in space and time forms, the robed figure of the Witch steps out.
"Fool, your choice of arena will not help you." she hisses, dropping into martial stance.
[Leaving this here to hype up first. I'll roll for the player tomorrow.]