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[spümpkin]

More hugs for the GM.

Okay, now that we're done being meta...Can we get a bloody light on?

As said before, you have not paid the electricity bill, and the landlord has aptly shut off all power to your home.

Do we have any matches? Lamps? Flashlights?

You may have some matches in the kitchen, but you don't have a flashlight. You lost it some time, long ago.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Go get the matches, then.

[NRDL]

+1

Also, just reading Johnny the Homicidal Maniac now, this seems eerily similar to the beginning

[spümpkin]

Go get the matches, then.

You head into the kitchen, and you notice that the fridge is open, but then it's not. The cupboards emit a gurgling sound, like the bathroom.

+1

Also, just reading Johnny the Homicidal Maniac now, this seems eerily similar to the beginning

((I don't even know what that is, but I'll take that as a compliment.))

[crazyabe]

PTW

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Kick the cupboard as we look for the matches.

[crazyabe]

Kick the cupboard as we look for the matches.

+1

[spümpkin]

Kick the cupboard as we look for the matches.

You kick the cupboard, and the sound stops. The door also breaks, revealing, no matches, but an old fashioned oil lantern which you don't remember having, and a raw cow liver. Ew. You take the oil lantern. Now, you need to find a way to light it.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Keep looking for matches. Search through the whole kitchen, if need be.

[KiwiOui]

For comfort, hum the Ghostbusters theme. Emphasize the "I ain't 'fraid of no ghost" bit.

[Sl4cker]

Obtain a sudden and inexplicable craving for a certain kind of flat-shaped pasta

[spümpkin]

Keep looking for matches. Search through the whole kitchen, if need be.

You kick open every cupboard, and the only remaining option is the fridge.

For comfort, hum the Ghostbusters theme. Emphasize the "I ain't 'fraid of no ghost" bit.

You attempt to show whatever is haunting you, that 'you ain't 'fraid of no ghost', but you are constantly shaking while doing so, and you think it does not have much effect.

Obtain a sudden and inexplicable craving for a certain kind of flat-shaped pasta

You feel like some lasagne, for an odd reason, and now your goal is to get lasagne, before finding matches.

The fridge being the only logical next step, you open it, and there is...... Nothing. All the food that you didn't have is gone, sadly. You do, however, find a lighter. How ironic. You take it, and use it to light the lantern, and as you do so, the whole room falls away, as well as the rest of your house. You are now in the middle of a dark, wet cave, with multiple large piles of small rotten mammal hearts, teabags, and a mouldy lasagne. The stench assails your nostrils, and you urge to escape the cave as fast as possible, and you can see light, in the distance. Your lantern seems to be unlit, once again.

[NRDL]

Run to the light!!!

[spümpkin]

Run to the light!!!

You run as fast as your legs will take you, which is, an average speed. You reach the light, and are now in a forest, in the middle of nowhere, in your pajamas. You hear growling.

[crazyabe]

Its a bit Obvious where the growling is coming from, since A 'Foret' must be some type of Farret, and thus we are in a Farret!