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[Loud Whispers]

It's all ogre

Chris Evans swore at audience members who didn't laugh at his jokes
A Jewish proverb says it is the girl who dances poorly who blames the band for bad music
Audience members walked out before it ended. Lol jk, it all ends now
A driving show where the hosts don't drive, still better than Cenotaph haramness
Chris Evans said the new Top Gear would be 'less blokey' and have none of Jeremy Clarkson's 'naughty schoolboy' jokes. The Guardian was obviously happy about Top Gear being more 'inclusive'-
BUT EVEN THE GUARDIAN THOUGHT IT WAS SHIT
"The film has ended, and now the programme is about to end. That wasn’t very good, was it? Still, thanks for reading along. Will there be a Top Gear liveblog this time next week? God no. GOD NO. Bye."

Clarkson was loved by Britons, Americans, Iranians, Russians, French, random Amazonian tribes people - literally the key to world peace (except Argentinians) was his banter (except Argentinians) to unite all under one kek (except Argentina).

Spoiler: leather jacket man says it all (click to show/hide)

What is the master plan? Crashing this show... With no survivors!

Recordings of people hysterically laughing had to be inserted into the critically panned first episode of the BBC2 motoring show when the around 500-strong large crowd failed to laugh at jokes by new presenter Evans and his sidekick Matt LeBlanc.

Press F to pay respects

*EDIT
Please do not harass American Chris Evans

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I still don't know what the fuck Top Gear is.

[Loud Whispers]

I mean, he is getting a show through Amazon. All three of them are. So, it might not all be dead yet.

The Grand Tour's its own beast, the show Top Gear is kill

I still don't know what the fuck Top Gear is.

Everything is as it should be

Basically imagine a car show with the budget of a small nation where the presenters have enough chemistry to be legally required to be monitored by UN peacekeepers

[Yoink]

This is old news... Top Gear died the moment they fired Clarkson.

... Also, what the fuck is a "kek"? Of all the stupid internet terms that get thrown around, that is perhaps the most obnoxious.

[Loud Whispers]

This is old news... Top Gear died the moment they fired Clarkson.

It's good to bury the dead

... Also, what the fuck is a "kek"? Of all the stupid internet terms that get thrown around, that is perhaps the most obnoxious.

There are many obnoxious stupid internet terms, if that is a challenge to find more they will sadly - always be made

Personally I think fuccboi is worse, though I will give it bonus points for being so incredibly obnoxious that it short circuits ones ability to detect obnoxiousness

Kek is an Egyptian god, lels and voodoo

[Sonlirain]

I always considered "kek" to be a variation of "lol" mainly because i spent a bit of my teenage years playing WoW before realizing it's crap.
But basically when a horde character said "lol" it was translated into "kek".

As for the show... Clarkson was an asshole but at least he had some charisma. If your lead is cursing out the audience because they don't laugh at his lameass jokes then... yeah.

[nenjin]

Clarkson was loved by Britons, Americans, Iranians, Russians, French, random Amazonian tribes people - literally the key to world peace (except Argentinians) was his banter (except Argentinians) to unite all under one kek (except Argentina).

Don't forget the Mexicans, who he described as a whole as feckless and lazy, or the Irish, who he described the same way.

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson called his producer Oisin Tymon "lazy" and "Irish" and threatened to get him sacked, before punching his face, witnesses have claimed

Yeah, really charming fellah. I liked him and the show, up until it became obvious he was a prima donna with a mean streak.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Are you saying that Oisin Tymon is not Irish, you racist murderer?

[Loud Whispers]

Nenjin if you're gonna list the list of offensive things Clarkson said you're better off linking all episodes of Top Gear, cos that's the point - that's how he got so many people from across the world to love him
Proper gutt-wrenchingly hilarious comedy has teeth and sinks into your eyeballs with ferocity
Well, that's not the point
But you get the point

[Sonlirain]

He didn't like Polonez and said mean thing about the best polish car made to date before wrecking it.
I swear i'm going to find this son of a gun and gut him like a fish after i feed him his own eyeballs.

Plz don't quot me.

[mainiac]

Basically imagine a car show with the budget of a small nation where the presenters have enough chemistry to be legally required to be monitored by UN peacekeepers

It's like reality TV.  You watch it with a horrified fascination thinking the whole time "people enjoy this?  what the hell is wrong with them?"  And then you put on the next episode.

[SirQuiamus]

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson called his producer Oisin Tymon "lazy" and "Irish" and threatened to get him sacked, before punching his face, witnesses have claimed

Proper British lad bants, nothing to get worked up over.

[Criptfeind]

He didn't like Polonez and said mean thing about the best polish car made to date before wrecking it.
I swear i'm going to find this son of a gun and gut him like a fish after i feed him his own eyeballs.

Plz don't quot me.

[Loud Whispers]

Oi don't quote people who say don't quote, they may have to wipe out their posts for whatever reason irl - you know, way I see it is if you don't want it seen in public assume whatever said in public forums will be made public but all the same it's good to respect people's wishes regardless

[Leafsnail]

I don't think you can really expect continued employment if you punch your boss in the face.