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Author Topic: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear  (Read 3119 times)

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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2016, 05:55:26 pm »

I still don't know what the fuck Top Gear is.
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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2016, 05:58:51 pm »

I mean, he is getting a show through Amazon. All three of them are. So, it might not all be dead yet.
The Grand Tour's its own beast, the show Top Gear is kill

I still don't know what the fuck Top Gear is.
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Basically imagine a car show with the budget of a small nation where the presenters have enough chemistry to be legally required to be monitored by UN peacekeepers

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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2016, 06:00:31 pm »

This is old news... Top Gear died the moment they fired Clarkson.

... Also, what the fuck is a "kek"? Of all the stupid internet terms that get thrown around, that is perhaps the most obnoxious.
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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2016, 06:05:07 pm »

This is old news... Top Gear died the moment they fired Clarkson.
It's good to bury the dead

... Also, what the fuck is a "kek"? Of all the stupid internet terms that get thrown around, that is perhaps the most obnoxious.
There are many obnoxious stupid internet terms, if that is a challenge to find more they will sadly - always be made

Personally I think fuccboi is worse, though I will give it bonus points for being so incredibly obnoxious that it short circuits ones ability to detect obnoxiousness

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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2016, 06:09:17 pm »

I always considered "kek" to be a variation of "lol" mainly because i spent a bit of my teenage years playing WoW before realizing it's crap.
But basically when a horde character said "lol" it was translated into "kek".

As for the show... Clarkson was an asshole but at least he had some charisma. If your lead is cursing out the audience because they don't laugh at his lameass jokes then... yeah.
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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2016, 06:17:28 pm »

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Clarkson was loved by Britons, Americans, Iranians, Russians, French, random Amazonian tribes people - literally the key to world peace (except Argentinians) was his banter (except Argentinians) to unite all under one kek (except Argentina).

Don't forget the Mexicans, who he described as a whole as feckless and lazy, or the Irish, who he described the same way.

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson called his producer Oisin Tymon "lazy" and "Irish" and threatened to get him sacked, before punching his face, witnesses have claimed

Yeah, really charming fellah. I liked him and the show, up until it became obvious he was a prima donna with a mean streak.
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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2016, 06:22:01 pm »

Are you saying that Oisin Tymon is not Irish, you racist murderer?
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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2016, 06:22:48 pm »

Nenjin if you're gonna list the list of offensive things Clarkson said you're better off linking all episodes of Top Gear, cos that's the point - that's how he got so many people from across the world to love him
Proper gutt-wrenchingly hilarious comedy has teeth and sinks into your eyeballs with ferocity
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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2016, 06:28:32 pm »

He didn't like Polonez and said mean thing about the best polish car made to date before wrecking it.
I swear i'm going to find this son of a gun and gut him like a fish after i feed him his own eyeballs.

Plz don't quot me.
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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2016, 06:29:23 pm »

Basically imagine a car show with the budget of a small nation where the presenters have enough chemistry to be legally required to be monitored by UN peacekeepers

It's like reality TV.  You watch it with a horrified fascination thinking the whole time "people enjoy this?  what the hell is wrong with them?"  And then you put on the next episode.
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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2016, 06:36:25 pm »

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson called his producer Oisin Tymon "lazy" and "Irish" and threatened to get him sacked, before punching his face, witnesses have claimed
Proper British lad bants, nothing to get worked up over.
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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2016, 07:41:14 pm »

He didn't like Polonez and said mean thing about the best polish car made to date before wrecking it.
I swear i'm going to find this son of a gun and gut him like a fish after i feed him his own eyeballs.

Plz don't quot me.
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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2016, 07:51:53 pm »

Oi don't quote people who say don't quote, they may have to wipe out their posts for whatever reason irl - you know, way I see it is if you don't want it seen in public assume whatever said in public forums will be made public but all the same it's good to respect people's wishes regardless

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Re: Top Kek: Goodbye to Top Gear
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2016, 07:54:08 pm »

I don't think you can really expect continued employment if you punch your boss in the face.
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