CLAIM: Bacon Rain (Weather)
"I will protect the Kingdom !" shouts Rudolf as he challenges the woman.
"I will see you trying !" answers back the woman.
The duel is raging and epic : the sound of mop crossing with the spear echoes in the room, and each warrior is displaying incredible skill with their weapon of choice.
Then with a devastating flurry of spinning mop strikers, the Almighty Janitor(ess) overwhelms the Marshal, who lose hold of his spear. A mop sweep in the hand sends the regal spear flying in the air, and it ends up at the farthest side of the room.
"This is over Marshal !"
The Janitor(ess) sends a mop upsweep to the head of the Marshal, knocking it two meter backward. Then she jumps high in the air, and at the same time the marshal lands on the ground, she delivers a last downward mop sweep on the Marshal's armor. The impact is so strong that the ground is sundered apart, and the armor shattered to pieces.
Rudolf spits a stream of blood, and says his last words :
"Long...live...the King..."
Then he drops dead.
Yet in the meantime, the Archmage was preparing a spell of huge power. Uttering incomprehensible words and tracing magical runes in the air, he is taking advantage of the time his friend bought him.
"Greasysalt, Porkcutlets, Deliciouswitheggs, Oilytaste, Muchflavor...BACON RAIN !"
And then he raises his arms, and powerful bolts of grease comes out of his arms, running wild across the room. Fat and oil covers the walls and the floor, but that is only the beginning.
Outside, the sky darkens, the clouds taking a smoky appearance. Then bacon begins raining down on the whole capital, preventing everyone from fighting because of the greasy bacon ! When they are not slipping on the slippery floor, people are eating the delicious pieces of bacon.
"What is this sorcery ! It will take ages to clean so much bacon !" shouts the Almighty Janitor(ess).
"This is only...the beginning ! Go Reptilian Guard ! Destroy them all !"
They are immune to bacon ! Such a devious plan from the Archmage. With such an advantage, they are mopping the floor with the peasants.
The Almighty Janitor(ess), seeing this destruction, searches in her apron for the thing she kept just for such an occasion.