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Where should we embark? (CLOSED)

Evil glacier
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evil-looking purple region in the center east next to the ocean
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Exact geometric center of the world
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Author Topic: Treasurebridged: Even The Workshops Hate Us! (Community Fortress)  (Read 3645 times)

The Master

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Well, it's finally time. Our long and arduous journey across the continent has come to a close and we are at the site henceforth known as Treasurebridged. I must stay positive. King Ngom Spidercusp(who's actually a lady, but calls herself king for reasons nobody understands) knows what she's doing. Perhaps I should start from the beginning so I can explain how we got into this mess.

The Goblins started by ransacking and taking over a settlement ironically named Ransackstakes. They enslaved everyone and nobody from there was ever seen again. For decades after, they seemed to leave us alone. Then, in the year 83...


After that, they just kept coming.




We haven't been attacked on such a scale since. However, something else started happening. Our kings started getting eaten by raptors(besides King Avuz; he was killed by cave turtle). Yearly. For a decade.

Spoiler: the various deaths (click to show/hide)

The kingdom fell into a depression after that. We didn't have another king for over a century. We were broken. Then "King" Ngom came.

She inspired us by telling us about riches in the Darklands. She said that we would lead us there, conquer it, and turn all of it into a new capital for us.

That's where I come in.

My name is Ashtar Nokgolgeshud. I'm leading the first expedition into the Darklands. I am accompanied by a miner, a mason, a clerk, a blacksmith, a guard, and a doctor. This is our story.


Available Dwarves:

Miner
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Mason
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Clerk
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Blacksmith
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« Last Edit: June 05, 2016, 07:26:09 pm by The Master »
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Imic

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i have studied this world long and hard about three minutes and i have found a rightful place could be better for our new home doom.
Purple area in the cold north, near to the east. We will die, but what of it.
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Evil glacier biome. Make you work somewhat for those farms.
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How about that evil-looking purple region in the center east? We can embark next to the ocean and have water pressure shenanigans to go with whatever the hell Masterwork has in evil biomes.
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How about that evil-looking purple region in the center east? We can embark next to the ocean and have water pressure shenanigans to go with whatever the hell Masterwork has in evil biomes.

I second.
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NJW2000

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Exact geometric centre of the world.



Or here's close enouh anyway.
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The Master

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Alright great! I'll make a poll from your suggestions and then you can all vote!

EDIT: At 7 PM EST I'll close the poll and start this mess!
« Last Edit: June 03, 2016, 02:39:31 pm by The Master »
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The Master

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Writing up the first entry and I'll probably have it out sometime tomorrow!

EDIT: What a day! I'll have the first entry up tomorrow(6/5/16) actually.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2016, 10:20:32 pm by The Master »
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The Master

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To flesh out the OP, I'll be copying this there.

Well, it's finally time. Our long and arduous journey across the continent has come to a close and we are at the site henceforth known as Treasurebridged. I must stay positive. King Ngom Spidercusp(who's actually a lady, but calls herself king for reasons nobody understands) knows what she's doing. Perhaps I should start from the beginning so I can explain how we got into this mess.

They started by ransacking and taking over a settlement ironically named Ransackstakes. They enslaved everyone and nobody from there was ever seen again. For decades after, they seemed to leave us alone. Then, in the year 83...


After that, they just kept coming.




We haven't been attacked on such a scale since. However, something else started happening. Our kings started getting eaten by raptors(besides King Avuz; he was killed by cave turtle). Yearly. For a decade.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The kingdom fell into a depression after that. We didn't have another king for over a century. We were broken. Then "King" Ngom came.

She inspired us by telling us about riches in the Darklands. She said that we would lead us there, conquer it, and turn all of it into a new capital for us.

That's where I come in.

My name is Ashtar Onulinash. I'm leading the first expedition into the Darklands. I am accompanied by a miner, a mason, a clerk, a doctor, a guard, and a peasant who is of the Alchemists Guild. This is our story.
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And that's the intro! Here are the available dwarves you can take!

Imush Uzolkeng: Miner
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Cog Desislor: Mason
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Erush Dustikstakud: Clerk
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Udil Nosingral: Doctor
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Ustuth Misadil: Alchemists Guild
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Erush Thikutsazir: Guard
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« Last Edit: June 05, 2016, 12:45:11 pm by The Master »
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Dibs on the guard. Please redwarf as he dies.
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The Master

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Treasurebridged: Even The Rocks Hate Us! (Community Fortress)
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2016, 12:37:14 pm »

Dibs on the guard. Please redwarf as he dies.
Done. I'll name her NCommander unless you specify otherwise.

EDIT: Expect the first update in the present-day within a day or two.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2016, 12:46:21 pm by The Master »
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Re: Treasurebridged: Even The Rocks Hate Us! (Community Fortress)
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2016, 12:49:48 pm »

Could I call dibs on the first cook, when there is one?
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Re: Treasurebridged: Even The Rocks Hate Us! (Community Fortress)
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2016, 12:50:17 pm »

Could I call dibs on the first cook, when there is one?
Sure.
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Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Re: Treasurebridged: Even The Rocks Hate Us! (Community Fortress)
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2016, 03:49:41 pm »

First mechanic/siege dwarf name him/her Gwolfski
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Re: Treasurebridged: Even The Rocks Hate Us! (Community Fortress)
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2016, 04:05:07 pm »

dibs on first crossbowdwarf, please.
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