I want to know if you want to be whole again, since I believe I have your missing pieces. There are two condition before I help you pull a reverse Humpty Dumpty. The first is that you will not harm me, ever. I'm not looking to mimic my brother that you killed. The second is that you will work with me and support me, not hinder me. I need a weapon, and you are powerful enough that I think it would be beneficial to work together.
Dealing with daemons the polite way.
Well look, I'll try okay? But let me tell you, your brother was really overtaxing himself was a bit unstable you know what I mean? But as long as your saner then your brother I suppose we can reach an agreement. at this point Phineaus runs up and drags you and the teary eyed Groo over to the plane, where he silently presents a slice of black forest cake to you.
Groo stares at Demdam, increasingly confused as he listens longer "But... Groo already Demdaem's weapon and friend! And Groo not harm Deamdaem ever! Groo can't do that now, but Groo still want all his pieces!" He seems to be on the verge of tears.
;-;
Groo is sad. Phineaus runs up to Groo and drags him and Damian towards the plane and presents them both with a slice of cake.
((Oh. Would have been nice to know, if only to avoid the issues my phone has with formatting the text. It doesn't like the italics button.))
"I'm talking to the knife, Groo. You have all your pieces. I think."
((Sorry about that, I thought I told you about that when I told you about the weapon abilities, but clearly I was mistaken. My apologies.))
Go gather everyone up to eat cake.
Try and find some plates and silverware for everyone.
You find some plates and silverware lying around in the officers mess hall, you grab them, and take them back to where the cake is now. Right next to the captured meshermit. You lead the the wall back to the cack, seeing him savor the flavor of the delicious cake and then you run off to fetch Groo and Damian.
Go find some energy-rich foods to fuel my prodigious metabolism.
You, alerted by your finelly tuned senses, namely Phineaus tapping you on the shoulder and making an eating motion and a flying motion with his hands, to the fact that there is some form of food near the plane. You follow Phineaus back to the plane and find glorious cake as Phineaus runs off to find Groo and Damian.
Inventory:
Bloodsoaked aviator's clothing
An excessive amount of Shrooms in pockets. currently growing on the blood on his flight jacket.
Cowboy hat
Badass longboat…covered in gore and paint.
Quick-access chest rig
Gas mask (Not worn)
M1911 [5/7], 3 spare 7rnd mags
Shotgun [3/5]
Nazi shotgun [4/5]
10 shotgun shells
Two Lugers [8/8][0/8]
Combat knife
5 katana just as good as the store bought version for a fraction of the cost.
12 coins
unknown key found
Shredded ID card, came from leg daemon zombie.
Rufferto his loyal dog. Black German shepherd like mutt.
Gas mask for Rufferto. Comically small. Not on him right now.
parachute strapped to Ruferto
Status:
Rufferto is not strapped to Groo right now.
Description:
Nobody is quite sure what this is. Top scientists have suggested that it's some sort of humanoid, possibly a crossbreed of some kind, but it has a face that look like it's been dragged along ten miles of bad road and an ever-present smile.
Name: Daemian McWehrnecigul
Description: His eyes are gold. His face seems slightly off, even though no disfigurement is apparent. He has a lean build.
Unlike his brothers, he has devoted his life to his single focus of Daemons, to the exclusion of pretty much everything else. His greatest interest lies in daemonic phenomena, and he dreams of one day creating a breakthrough application of daemonism that allows a human to control a body filled with the might of daemons. He lost an arm and a leg in a daemonism experiment gone wrong (Damiin got the frequency wrong), and had them replaced with inert daemon metal limbs
Stats
Strength: 0
Intelligence: 0
Dexterity: +1
Resilience: +2
Perception: -2
Charisma: +1
Skills
Piloting: -2
Marksmanship: -2
Daemonism: +4
Doctor: -2
Beast mastery: -2
Engineering: +1
Inventory: what you have on you.
knife
aviators clothing
Daemon metal left arm
Daemon metal right leg
got a ten collectively mild shape shifting increased strength.
[9 book knife] Looks like someone took about every possible type of knife and blade and made it into a single knife. Words throw it and see on the back of the book. Disturbing smily face right underneath it.
severed daemon left arm
severed daemon right leg
1 Luger [7/8]
5 coins
Daemon knife fragments.
Hilt of the daemon knife
Infection: The Weapon((Investigative daemonism mission: 2)).
Status: Hybridized.
Current powers:
Can talk to the weapon in his head.
Can communicate with daemons by touching daemon imbued things.
Hates policemen.
Name: Phineas
Description: ex pilot and a bit skilled at fixing his plane. Tought by his ol' pap from the great war when young and wished only to be a pilot just llike him.
About twenty years old
Stats
Strength:+1
Intelligence:+1
Dexterity: 0
Resilience:+1
Perception:+0
Charisma:-2
Skills
Piloting:+2
Marksmanship:+1
Daemonism: +0
Doctor: -2
Beast mastery:-2
Engineering: +1
Inventory: what you have on you.
knife bounced away not near him right now.
aviators clothing-Flack jacket and helmet.
Shot gun 10 shells 2/6 shells. 10 loose shells i.e. not in
Light enginering kit (10)
blanket rope, expertly tied.
0 coins.
Mostly put toghether radio
Beast arm on right arm. Claw variant. (Status: tendon in upper arm severed.))
Achilles in right leg severed.
survival poncho can be made into a tent in a pinch.
Extremely explicit manuscript detailing an amorous adventure between you and a beast.
dexterity daemon hand and lower arm, good for stitchinging sewing clock repair and things that require a lot of fine coordination. Not so great with the brute force. tendered store bought power [5]
Name: THE WALL
Description: Creepy bald guy with a facial tattoo. He actually looks pretty skinny with now a fair bit of padding on him, but the huge piece of metal he's hauling around shows that he's deceptively strong. Doesn't speak except to yell about THE WALL.
Stats
Strength: +3 (2 points invested)
Intelligence: -2
Dexterity: -2
Resilience: +1
Perception: -1
Charisma: -2
Skills
Piloting: +0
Marksmanship: +0
Daemonism: +1
Doctor: +1
Beast mastery: 0
Engineering: +0
Status: flesh wound in side. Stings like hell but probably nonlethal.
Inventory:
3 GP
knife
aviators clothing not being worn.
Hugeass tower shield (-15) not on him right now.
insulation beast mod (-3)
Beast arm (-7) Perfect condition (Claw variant) bio luminescent arm.
Music tape zwingend notwendig nacho Reienfolge von Führer Wagners- Die Walkure
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