Vincent:
[charisma 2]
hello Mr.Daemon we were just coming into to fly you around since we just bought you from this one salesman. Do you mind The daemon pauses one second before screaming
YES ah shit.
((Damn it work, making me miss everything.))
Since we'll have a Heavy Daemon kit, enchant Groo's katana with a suitable daemon.
Then, in regards to the plane situation:
Handle it with my +3 Daemonism if we don't have anybody charismatic enough to placate the plane. Handle it by calming it down or making frequencies to make it happy and mellow, like the soundwave version of cannabis. Only if the plane is going to kill us, though. Otherwise let others handle it and stay quiet. If the cannabis frequency works, then try to tame the daemon.
Cackling about having the daemon kit you set to work first the katana must be infused with the right alloy of metal and taking the small smelting kit you combine the katanas metal with the daemon frequency metal. Then you go about setting the right frequency in order to call the daemon from the ether [daemoism 3+3=6] you would nearly melt the katana with the vibrations but luckily your training kicks in an and you change the frequency before the the katana snaps in two. When the resonance treatment is done you examine the blade listening for the tell tale hum of a daemon residing within. Well, the blade looks sharper than the normal store bought one and the daemon seems a little hungrier but aside from that it looks good. Smiling you hand the blade over to Groo who happily accepts.
walking over to the plane again you hear a resonant
YES followed by a lot of very creative cursing of Vincents and the shouts of SWEET CHRISTMAS as Doomguy, Adrian and Vincent run like hell away from the plane. Seems like it time for the relaxing frequency setting your channel to 420 Hz [dameonism 6+3=9] [daemon roll 6+4=10] You vigorisully offer weed over the airwaves but it seems the daemon is clean and seems to be angrier now that you just tried to push some weed onto it. Having no other option you grab the heavy daemon kit's away kit and head towards the daemon [dex 2] [daemon metal manipulation 6] You runs towards the daemon infused plane but are caught flat footed when the side of the plane suddenly extends forward with terrifying velocity, you try to dive out of the way but the daemon clearly expected that move and shifts the metal slightly so that you still get hit by it. The force of the blow smashes you along the hard concert of the airfield and sends you tumbling along as though you had just been in motorbike crash. [resilience 2] all 4 of your major limbs were broken and your pretty sure that you broke at least 3 ribs You are also missing the skin on your back and have a lot internal bleeding. [resilience 1] Groaning you close your eyes and pass out.
Groo gasps upon seeing this man. Then, Groo does a flying tackle-hug into him.
"RUFFERTOOOO!"
Rufferto looks surprised and pleased to see Groo, but Groo is unsurprisingly fast, and Rufferto doesn't have time to say anything before being tackled, and presumably the events of the next turn occur.
Events which, by the sound of IRC, are going to be catastrophic! Look forward to that!
Groo slams into you and you both go down in a tangle of limbs. What a good friend your pretty sure he didn't even break any ribs this time.
Elbow Vincent in the ribs to get him to negotiate. If he fails or refuses;
((Damn it work, making me miss everything.))
Handle it with my +3 Daemonism if we don't have anybody charismatic enough to placate the plane. Handle it by making the daemon my bitch, that is. Only if the plane is going to kill us, though. Otherwise let others handle it and stay quiet.
[ASSIST]
Groo gasps upon seeing this man. Then, Groo does a flying tackle-hug into him.
"RUFFERTOOOO!"
Edit: Formally saying that I want to unbuy the daemon mace, and give fifteen of the resultant coins to Beirus, so that he can upgrade his kit into a professional kit. The remaining five coins go toward buying a katana and the materials to enchant it.
Name: Groo
Description: Nobody is quite sure what this is. Top scientists have suggested that it's some sort of humanoid, possibly a crossbreed of some kind, but DNA samples have been extremely difficult to get a hold of--indeed, The Groo has violently eliminated anyone who has tried to touch it. Disposal has been attempted using both high powered weaponry and high explosives, but The Groo has consistently survived all attempts on its life through a combination of power and sheer dumb luck. Mostly the latter.
Eventually, some enterprising merchants, desiring to be rid of Groo's often disastrous antics, managed to trick a group of pirates into thinking that it was a skilled pilot. This led to Groo crashing their bomber into another pirate group's bomber, forcing the entire crew to bail out over the beast-infested wilderness. Only two individuals survived long enough to be rescued, neither of them Groo, but to their great horror an all-too familiar face happily greeted them once they arrived back at the city.
Neither knows how it is possible Groo survived the wilderness alone, let alone how it arrived back home before them. However, it is quite obviously the same Groo, as evidenced by the large chunk missing from the back of its head, where a certain "ally" shot it. Despite the gaping wound, Groo's eternal smile has not dimmed, though it does seem to have become much slower and less observant.
Stats
Strength:+2
Intelligence:-3
Dexterity:+0
Resilience:+3
Perception:-1
Charisma:-3
Skills
Piloting:+0
Marksmanship:+4
Daemonism:+1
Doctor:-3
Beast mastery:-3
Engineering:-3
Inventory:
Bloody military clothes
A bloodier knife
A Katana (And the materials needed to enchant it)
Rifle (8/8), 4 spare 8rnd mags. 9 loose .30 bullets
Frag grenade.
M1911 (8/8), 3 spare 7rnd mags, 1 spare 4rnd mag
1 empty 30rnd .30 mag.
An excessive amount of Shrooms in pockets.
Wounds: normal for Groo at least.
[dex 5] [strength 6] [Ruferto resiliance 6] Groo slams into Ruferto like a runway extremely happy train, and hugs him a little bit to tightly luckily Ruferto is used to these "hugs" and shows no sign of discomfit from Groo's bone crushing embrace.
EVERYONE:The daemon is clearly a little pissed off with all of this and quickly begins to twist and morph becoming a 4 armed humanoid figure with numerous turrets embedded in one pair of hands, and a sword and shield in the other pair of hand. Not to mention the ungodly amount of noise that's emanating from it.
This could become a problem.