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[syvarris]

"Ohh, Groo understand.  Tovarish imaginary friend!  Groo used to have those, but they died."

Stand guard while Nikolai sets up the balloon.  Don't help with it.

[MidnightJaguar]

"Ohh, Groo understand.  Tovarish imaginary friend!  Groo used to have those, but they died."
Stand guard while Nikolai sets up the balloon.  Don't help with it.

With an angry roar the [perception 2] indistinct  beast charges out the underbrush and Groo immediately fires on it [marksmanship 4] [beast resilience 3] the two .30 bullets slam into one of its heads killing that head not affecting anything else.

"Silly Groo, you are tovarish. Means friend in Nikolai's home.

Allright, let's try to get the balloon going before more monster come, yes?"

Let's get this balloon going, with me and Groo in it, before more nasties come to munch our faces.

[Engineering 3] your attempts to get the balloon going were unsecussrufl since you got the burner set up but you can't figure out how to connect the propane tank to it. Blin.

[syvarris]

More bullets solve everything!

...Except balloons not being set up.  Continue to not help with that.

[Pancaek]

"Blyad."

Continue trying to get the balloon set up, should be easier now that part of it is done already, eh?

Make sure Groo is also in the balloon if I manage to lift off this turn.

[MidnightJaguar]

More bullets solve everything!
...Except balloons not being set up.  Continue to not help with that.

[Marksmanship 5] you fire your last bullet in the clip straight into the center of mass of the beast [beast resilience 5] the bullet only managed to take out one of its back up hearts. Dex 2 you fumble the reload nearly dropping it. [Beast dex 6] the beast body slams into Groo sending him tumbling along the ground [resilience 3] breaking an arm as he goes. before turning towards Nikolia.

"Blyad."

Continue trying to get the balloon set up, should be easier now that part of it is done already, eh?

Make sure Groo is also in the balloon if I manage to lift off this turn.

[Engineering yournunder stress right now so it's not any easier it just will make the 3 act like a 4 if get another three: 5] you finish getting the balloon setup in record time and turn to the beast that just body slammed Groo away from the balloon.[marksmanship 4] you discharge half your clip into the beasts faces hoping [beast resilience 6] the heads bones plates begin to crack under the hail of semi arum attic fire but nothing else happens.

Might or might not Should be able to post another turn before tonight.

[Pancaek]

"Groo, tovarish, I really need you to get up and into this balloon right now!"

Unload the rest of my magazine into the beast. If Groo makes it into the balloon, set off together immediatly.

[MidnightJaguar]

"Groo, tovarish, I really need you to get up and into this balloon right now!"

Unload the rest of my magazine into the beast. If Groo makes it into the balloon, set off together immediatly.

[Marksmanship 6] you unload your entire clip into the beast devoting two shots to the body and one to a head and then draw your knife. [Beast resilience 4] the beast shudders slightly as the one of the billets breaks a head bone plate and punctures a backup pair of lungs. [Beast dex 1] the beast charges Nikolia but gets caught up in its own legs and goes down in a heap. Taking advantage of this opportunity Nikolia few crisply reloads [dex 6] he manages to reload and even does a showy twirl once he gets the magazine in.

((Apologies syv just don't have time to wait right now please let me know if you don't like the way this autoing was done))

[resilience 4] Groo shakes his head and stands up from glaring at his broken arm as he attempts an awakard [dex effective skill -1 because of broken arm]one handed reload for the 4 shot round.[ Dex 3] he manages he manages to get the magazine in but he can't revoke the rifle.

[syvarris]

((Sure, sure, autoing is fine.  Schedules are difficult to work with.))

Groo gets into the balloon, and then tries to shoot the beast some more.

[Pancaek]

Unload rest of magazine into beast if it attempts to get up. Help Groo get in the balloon and set off as soon as he's in.

[MidnightJaguar]

((Sure, sure, autoing is fine.  Schedules are difficult to work with.))

Groo gets into the balloon, and then tries to shoot the beast some more.

[Dex 2] Groo is hundred by his broken arm as he shambles towards the plane, and he doesn't make it anywhere close to the plane. [Dex 3] he manages to pull the bolt back though and recoil the gun and he begins to fire again. [Marksmanship effective skill is +2 due to then penalty of havin one broken arm and firing a rifle. 5] amazingly Groo manages to fire the rifle accurately and unloads 4 round in a tight grouping into the beasts abdomen. [Beast 6] the bullets destroy the remaining backup organs not that the beast really cares right now since its primary organs are still fine.
Groo watches as the beast slams into Nikolia.

Unload rest of magazine into beast if it attempts to get up. Help Groo get in the balloon and set off as soon as he's in.

[Marksmanship 2] you fire 4 shots but your beginning to panic at this point because the beast just got up again, and they all miss. [Beast dex 5] the beast gets to its feet shakes it many heads and begins to gather speed again. [Beast dex 6] the beast enraged now the beast continues to charge forward completely forgetting its heads and instead opts for the tried and true body slam[ dex 2] Nikolia competition fails to get out of the way instead only slightly moving away. The beast slams into him [resilience 1] Nikolias is slammed by the beast his neck fractures from the impact and his limp form tumbles away.

[syvarris]

((Oh, wow.  Does operating the balloon from here require any rolls?  If so, Groo's scrood.))

Okay, would using a knife one-handed get a penalty?  Or the pistol Nikolai dropped?  If not, Groo gets mad and charges the beast with his knife.  He'll try to get close to Nikolai's corpse, within pistol-grabbing range.

If one-handed weapons still get a penalty, reload the rifle and kill the damn thing.

[MidnightJaguar]

((operating the balloon requires no rolls since Nikolia already set everything up all Groo has to do cut the line and let the winds carry him to Detroit.))

((The pistol would have a penalty though it would only be a -1))

[syvarris]

((And the knife?  Does it get a penalty?  I'd assume not, since knives aren't typically wielded with two hands, but I'm just making sure.))

If the knife takes a penalty too, rifle.  If not, knife.

[MidnightJaguar]

((The knife takes no penalty especially though your moves will be somewhat limited.))

((Oh, wow.  Does operating the balloon from here require any rolls?  If so, Groo's scrood.))

Okay, would using a knife one-handed get a penalty?  Or the pistol Nikolai dropped?  If not, Groo gets mad and charges the beast with his knife.  He'll try to get close to Nikolai's corpse, within pistol-grabbing range.

If one-handed weapons still get a penalty, reload the rifle and kill the damn thing.

[dex 4] [beast dex 3] with a roar of rage to rival he beast own Groo draws his knife and charges the beast while he doesn't make it to the pistol Groo manages to successfully engage with the beast before it can fully recover from its charge. Still roaring Groo stabs his knife into the beast [strength 5] beast [resilience 2] the knife cuts through numerous redundant organ systems and gets at the heart of the problem. The beast heart. The knife stabs into the beast primary heart propelled by Groos brute strength and ifnlicts a mortal wound on it.

Beast wounds massive bleeding and its out of redundant hearts. It's got one more roll to try to kill.

[Beast resilience 6] the beast turning to attempt to kill the one that's killed it lunges [beast dex 1] it only serves to further impel its heart on Groos knife and with a scream it dies with Groos arm shoved halfway into its chest still clutching his knife.

[syvarris]

((HAHAHAHA! Yes!  I expected Groo to die, 'cause we've got a 90% death rate in this round alone.  Just... yes!))

Groo'll chop off a small piece of the beast and keep it.  He'll also toss Nikolai's corpse into the basket (and grab the pistol) before cutting the rope and flying away.

"Come on Tovarish!  We're all gonna fly home together!"

Spoiler: Assuming this goes well... (click to show/hide)

Groo serenely watches the sky, wind rustling the small amount of hair still stubbornly clinging to his head.  Suddenly, a thought occurs to him, and he turns to look at Nikolai.  "Why so silent?  Tovarish is lonely!  Supposed to talk to friends, right Tovarish?" he turns to look slightly to Nikolai's side, and gives a firm nod after a short pause, returning his gaze to Nikolai.  "See?  Tovarish mad at you!  You bad friend."

Groo returns to watching the clouds for awhile.  Eventually, he turns back to face "Tovarish".  "If he's so mean, Groo can be Tovarish new friend.  Groo good friend!"  A pause.  Then a smile.  "Yay!  Groo good at making friends!  Just not keeping them."

Groo spends the rest of the trip making idle conversation with his new friend, Tovarish, pointedly ignoring Nikolai.  The jerk.