Find something to Start a fire, Cautorize his wounds
Someone put your coat or a blanket ovee him, also might need to give him plasma and some blood, hopefully not...Grue, could you help apllie pressure to something? I need you to squeeze above the stumo of this man! Just be gentle, m'kay?
Overjoyed to be of use, Groo rushes over with a massive split in his face, or perhaps a wide smile. "Groo help!"
Groo help!
Right so this is a situation where assistance rolls come into play which is totally something I thought long and hard about and totally did not just use the system that Egan and Syv came up with last night.
the way it works is that a it gives the person being assisted a -2 for a 1 a -1 for a 2 a +0 for a 3 or a 4 a +2 for a 5 and +1 for a 6
Groo's "helping" [doctor 1] [Varion doctor 5] Groo's version of helping appears to be stumbling around getting in the way while singing about helping in a[charisma 2] slow and off key and generally grating rhythm. Varion rushes over and grabs the butane torch and a trowel, coercing Groo to hold the trowel while he heats it up, he lights the torch and works the flame over the metal surface of the trowel whistling a jaunty tune. When it finally heats up he quickly snatches it back from Groo before Groo can burn himself on it and still whistling plunges it down onto the bleeding stump and works it over, completely cauterizing the wound. Shit. that does not seem to be enough he's still dying
Calmly meditate on the nature of violence.
[intelligence 2] You contemplate the nature of violence. It seems pretty fun
Nikolai throws his hands in the air. "I give up! Even though I am pilot I cannot even do something as simple as pre flight checks. Perhaps is brain damage, perhaps is universe of hating me. Either way, am no longer qualified to fly this thing, blin."
give up on pre flight checks or piloting this thing at all. Get some booze that will get me drunk.
You abandon the plane and decide to go to a nearby bar and get wasted, approaching the bartender you ask for a bottle of vodka, it's 2 coins and you happily pay. grabbing the booze you take a deep swig [resilience 6] Blin, you are still stone cold sober.
Bandage it properly and tightly, preferably before someone burns it. Elevate the arm above the level of Thad's heart. Then give Thad some plasma to replace the lost blood and apply fast-acting sedative or anesthetic, because cauterization is gonna hurt. Remove the bandages if someone gets a viable tool for cauterization and has it working to the point they are ready to cauterize, but not before. Apply painkillers and more plasma afterwards.
[doctor 4] You get the bandages set up elevate Thaddeus' arm and get some morphine into him until Varion is ready for the cauterization, then you yank the bandages out of the way and let Varion cauterize the wound, however it takes you a while to find a vein to poke the IV in and and when you finally do Thadeus is even more pale than he looked before.
Just...focus on not dying. Please. Just...just, don't die.
[resilience 2] You are still going into shock despite the best efforts of both doctors and nurse Groo. You must now pass a resilience roll by getting 4 or above
DUN-DUN-DUN
[Resilience 1] Thaddeus knows his time has come, everywhere he looks his vision fades and sensation distorts into a muffled pain and a terrible cold that seeps into him. In his delusions he cries out, like many dying men, for his mother and for water. Dining that he has revived norther he gives off a terrible groan and Thaddeus, the most charismatic of the crew, dies.
((sorry renegade, the dice were not kind to you))