((Bring me the adolescents in long pants!))
"Damn, that table is ruined. Oh! Your hand is still bleeding. My bad. Priorities."
Actually try to fix Thadeus' knife wound now that the more mportant damage to the table has been considered, unless the other guy manages to fix it. Preferably fix it once we get on the plane.
The interior decorating crises over you Drag Thadeuses unconscious body to the plane, and then set about attempting to actually preform medicine. [doctor 1] You know, looking this wound over his hand looks completly fucked up, like you can see all this red stuff and some bone.
'Man this can't be good'. you think and decide to show off your Greek by treating the wound using the one of the most advanced medical technologies available to the ancient greeks, amputation. Running over to Nikolia's engineering kit you shove him roughly out of the way and grab a rotary saw from it, running back to your uncurious
victim patient you fire up the rotary saw and plunge it towards his wrist. The saw cuts through it like butter and now Thadeus is the proud owner of one hemorrhaging stump and a severed hand. You feel like you fucked up somehow.
((Okay, seriously what is up with this RNG?))
While I'm not all there, I'm not motivated by candy, nor am I prone to assuming that random planes are full of it. I arrive under the impression that the owners of this plane are in need of occasional violence, and that they may stumble across piles of currency, which is a thing that I desire, as it gets me more knives usable for occasional violence.
TL;DR: I'm an adventurer.
Having already sequestered yourself in the plane you decide to wait for someone to come along so that you can make your proposition of violence for money to someone. Eventually some does come along, unfortunately that someone is Groo. You attempt to explain you proposition to Groo. [Charisma 3]
Why, hello Mr. Big man how are you? I saw on your window that you were offering money for killling? I have lots of knives can I help? [Groo intelligence 2] Groo's duo of brain cells is dazzled by the impressive display of wordplay and lets you join the crew.
Just get on plane and take up my position near the back of the plane. Figure out what we're doing.
You man a side gun blister and hear the crackling of the OSS agent over your radio.
Alright listen up people you are going to take off now and fly towards Detroit we already marked it on your map so navigation shouldn't be a problem. Remember you're going to be flying low and slow so be prepared for beast attacks. Now get going. You also hear the revving of circular saw followed by a magical laughing. That can't be good.
Once I get thrown on the plane, do the pre-flight checks to see if all systems are a-go.
Bracing your self against the horror that the late Ohe would have inflicted on the cockpit you clamber into it, and begin the pre flight check [piloting 2] Ohe has covered everything in such a fungal mess it's nearly impossible to read the labels of the switches, you hope everything is still standard or else things might get dicey. ((note: the piloting roll did not affect the fact that the cockpit was a fungal mess, if you had rolled better you merely would have been able to figure out more of what each lever and switch did))
[Thaddeus resilience 6] You wake up, mercifully after the amputation, and feel slightly off balance and extremely dizzy, wait what is your hand doing over there?
[Thaddeus wounds: HE'S MISSING HIS FUCKING HAND!]
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