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Author Topic: Mainpiston 2.0: Epilouge  (Read 191323 times)

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Re: Mainpiston: Never let Groo hug. 7/7
« Reply #75 on: June 06, 2016, 05:21:36 pm »

I AM CAPTAIN AND THIS IS CAPTAIN PLAN:

  • Sell parachute for .30 gun.
  • Use some of our personal gold to buy ammo for the gun.
  • Get ourselves a delivery job.
  • Do stuff, get paid.
  • Have money.
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Re: Mainpiston: Never let Groo hug. 7/7
« Reply #76 on: June 06, 2016, 05:25:25 pm »

no, the parachute is mine! I will shoot you unless I get grue's parachute instead!
The following is a bunch of dog like barcks and growls
BARK BARK BARK BARK GROWL!

But no seriously we didn't elect you as a captain.
I do agree with traiding in the parachute but let me do the talking, I want to get us some ammo for it.
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Re: Mainpiston: Never let Groo hug. 7/7
« Reply #77 on: June 06, 2016, 05:39:16 pm »

Technically you guys are all partners in owning the plane. Including Groo although I'm not entirely sure how they got him to sign the document. This doesnt mean that you will be payed the same amount though that by order of the mayor of New York is merit based it simply states that none of you can actually dictate terms to the others.
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Re: Mainpiston: Never let Groo hug. 7/7
« Reply #78 on: June 06, 2016, 05:44:25 pm »

Week end at burney'd it
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Re: Mainpiston: Do what the SPOOKy men say. 7/7
« Reply #79 on: June 06, 2016, 08:11:19 pm »

"Aaaaaa lord rng why have you forsaken me."

Spend some of my 20 gold on .30 ammo if Varion gets the gun.
You call up to the heavens about something called an RNG, the machine gun dealer looks conceded by this sudden besechment and looks at you in worried manner until he notices the pugent stench of shrooms that permates from your every pore ever since that piss poor landing.
How much do you want? The .30 caliber browning fires at a rate of 10 rounds per second, and 10 rounds cost 1 coin since your buying in bulk and they are belt fed. Also the rounds are in fact interchangeable with the rifle and assault rifles rounds.

Varion struggles to scream out BAD GRU BAD! No hugging! Down boy down!!
If Gru releases or I manage to get out, check if we have any ammo for a .30 browning. if we do take it, if we don't refuse and resume putting on parachute.
Groo releases you and you go to take inventory of the plane
You do in fact have some .30 ammo however it's for the pair of rear guns and they only have about 30 seconds of firing time. Do you still want the gun?

((Sure, beat someone up. I feel like a gun fight may be a bit...too lethal right now. At least for starting out. Ask me again in a couple of missions. If Thaddeus survives that long))

Whee! Go punch people in the face. For money! Or, I guess, use my stunning Charisma to not get the shit kicked out of me

Edit: Nevermind, screw that. Use my Charisma and find a transport job for us. Preferably one WITH an escort. And that pays enough to get a different, less rusty, flying rust bucket.


you would go do that but suddenly a pair of extremely dangerous looking men in black suits and wearing sunglasses suddenly walk onto the dock. You recognize them from a couple of shady jobs you did for them, they are OSS spooks. This can't be good. The spooks walk up to the general group and one of them reaches into his jacket and looks at the machine gun dealer. He makes a hurried excuse saying that if you want the machine gun then you should just call his shop and tell him you want it and quickly flees. The spooks look at the rest of you before one of them steps toward you and says
" You all should probably come with us to a place a little more private, we have a job to offer you." as he says this his partner reaches into his jacket again and something within his jacket begins to hum with quiet menace.

While the others are trying to find a job, see if I can do some freelance doctoring to earn a bit of money for us.
You would do this as well but seems as if a job has already found you.
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Re: Mainpiston: Do what the SPOOKy men say. 7/7
« Reply #80 on: June 06, 2016, 08:17:23 pm »

Get the gun, Go with the strange man, gun at the ready in case he tries anything.
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Re: Mainpiston: Do what the SPOOKy men say. 7/7
« Reply #81 on: June 06, 2016, 08:20:27 pm »

Ohe glares at the boogeymen with the annoyance of a thousand misfortunes.
"Alright then. Come on, Groo, let's talk to these 2spooky4me gentlemen."

Follow the spooks, dragging Groo along.
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Re: Mainpiston: Do what the SPOOKy men say. 7/7
« Reply #82 on: June 06, 2016, 08:50:43 pm »

Thaddeus stares at the two new men, before finally the faintest glimmer of recognition appears in his eyes.

"Oh hi Mr. Oh-ess-ess man! I thought you never wanted to see me again? Ooo, will you let me shoot someone again? Or another beast? That was fun. Oh oh, will it be like that time where I shot that guy, he fell into that beasts mouth, then the beast choked on him? That was funny. We should do that again. Where are we going? Do you have soda there? I would like some soda right now. Would you like some soda? What about that one time we all got into the fight with..."

Walk. Talk Mr. Scareys ear off. Find out what !!FUN!! and exciting things we will be doing
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Re: Mainpiston: Do what the SPOOKy men say. 7/7
« Reply #83 on: June 06, 2016, 09:39:31 pm »

Damian watches the two spooks for a moment, his expression one of boredom.

"Oh gee, you guys are so spooky. Sooooo spooky. For a second there, I thought I had accidentally summoned a couple of spooky daemons. Do you have that material I wanted? No wait, those were different spooky guys. You all look the same to me. Normally I wouldn't want to work for somebody who doesn't let anyone see their eyes, but I guess we need the money. Lead on, Agent Smith. Or would you prefer Count Spookula?"

Go with the "spooks".
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Re: Mainpiston: Do what the SPOOKy men say. 7/7
« Reply #85 on: June 06, 2016, 11:36:02 pm »

Get the gun, Go with the strange man, gun at the ready in case he tries anything.
You follow along after the OSS agents, clutching your rifle for protection as you walk through progressively rougher areas, though wisely not pointing it directly at either of the agents, they don't take well to being directly threatened.

Ohe glares at the boogeymen with the annoyance of a thousand misfortunes.
"Alright then. Come on, Groo, let's talk to these 2spooky4me gentlemen."

Follow the spooks, dragging Groo along.
Ohe glares at the boogeymen with the annoyance of a thousand misfortunes.
"Alright then. Come on, Groo, let's talk to these 2spooky4me gentlemen."

Follow the spooks, dragging Groo along.


You temporarily take the place of George Varion and verbally prod Lennie Groo along. You hope there are some more shrooms in whatever place they are taking you to, your running rather low.

Thaddeus stares at the two new men, before finally the faintest glimmer of recognition appears in his eyes.

"Oh hi Mr. Oh-ess-ess man! I thought you never wanted to see me again? Ooo, will you let me shoot someone again? Or another beast? That was fun. Oh oh, will it be like that time where I shot that guy, he fell into that beasts mouth, then the beast choked on him? That was funny. We should do that again. Where are we going? Do you have soda there? I would like some soda right now. Would you like some soda? What about that one time we all got into the fight with..."

Walk. Talk Mr. Scareys ear off. Find out what !!FUN!! and exciting things we will be doing
[Charisma 4] [OSS agent's intelligence 5] While your endless chatter is irritating and less hardened people would probably crack and just tell you where you are headed these are hardened killers and they have listened to idiots chatter before, they know how to block it all out mostly by looking forward to the eventual silences that the need to breathe creates.

Damian watches the two spooks for a moment, his expression one of boredom.

"Oh gee, you guys are so spooky. Sooooo spooky. For a second there, I thought I had accidentally summoned a couple of spooky daemons. Do you have that material I wanted? No wait, those were different spooky guys. You all look the same to me. Normally I wouldn't want to work for somebody who doesn't let anyone see their eyes, but I guess we need the money. Lead on, Agent Smith. Or would you prefer Count Spookula?"

Go with the "spooks".
The agent's clearly don't care what you call them as long as you are following them and they continue to lead the way in stony silence.

Groo follows the green-speaker, whatever his name is.
Groo's duo of brain cells are clearly acting up again and he thinks he can hear color. Nevertheless he diligently follows Ohe and plods along behind the suited men.

Gregor is also carried by Groo, he clearly seems to have lapsed into a coma.

[ALL]

Coming to a very dingy looking apartment in a rough part of town the agents usher you in it, inside is a dingy looking poker table it's surface pitted with knife marks, covered in cigarette ash and stained with cheap beer, lying on top of this is a equally battered looking suitcase. The agents each take a seat right next to the table and usher the rest of you into the chairs spread around the table. Despite the gloom neither spook removes his sunglasses. The spook to the right of the brief case speaks first.
"Now we have a very important job for you all, in this case are the blue prints of a Norton bombsight a extremely accurate bombsight that will vastly increase the capabilities of our strategic bombers. The problem is that New York lacks the facilities to build it and we have to have it sent to Detroirt to be built and installed. Now the only reason that we are talking to you is because the Axis's islands know that we are moving it today, we have prepared a number of bombers and transports to move what the Axis thinks is the actual set of blueprints but in actuality the actual blueprints will be being flown very slowly and very low to the ground by you all. Now since I just reveled sensitive information if you do not accept this mission you will be killed by my silent partner over here. So what do you say ready to fly for your country? The second spook again reaches into his jacket and pulls out a heavy looking envelope and tosses it onto the table next the briefcase. The first agent laughs at it before continuing Of course we are also in the position to pay you very handsomely if you accept this mission and can complete it well, so let me re state my offer, do you want to have enough money to buy a new ship? Or do you want to be murdered and dumped off of the side of the island? It's entirely your choice.
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Re: Mainpiston: Do what the SPOOKy men say. 7/7
« Reply #86 on: June 07, 2016, 12:08:20 am »

"What are you talking about? Obviously people talk in colors. Otherwise how would you know who is speaking?"
Ohe procures a rather thick novel, and turns to a page in which the protagonist speaks in a northern green accent.

"Anyway, spooks, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to accept your offer to murder me in cold blood. I'm awfully busy, you see."
Accept the offer.
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Re: Mainpiston: Do what the SPOOKy men say. 7/7
« Reply #87 on: June 07, 2016, 12:40:14 am »

"Mr. Oh-ess-ess helping my country is always a good thing what kind of idiot would say no? Oh oh, next time can I be the person that shoots the idiot that says no and disposes of the body? I think it's funny when the beasts fight over the body and then usually one of them chokes on a part of the dead guy. Or gets eaten by another beast. What's your favorite beast? I like the ones that are kinda big and look like dogs kinda, but not too big, just like, big enough, you know? Like you could ride them around and people would run screaming from you and it would eat anyone you didn't like. Oh, and if they are multi-colored that's even better, the more colors the better. What about you? What colors do you like? This one time I got to a really really big one up close and it had lots of colors and..."

Accept of course. And talk. Talky talk talk. Use circular breathing to talk with out stopping to take breaths.
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Re: Mainpiston: Do what the SPOOKy men say. 7/7
« Reply #88 on: June 07, 2016, 02:41:32 am »

"I'll go along with it, why not. But we need parachutes. One for each of us. Just incase, you know? It'd probably be better if we had to walk it there if we end up going down, rather than just losing that package in the wilderness."

I'm in. But I want parachutes.
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Re: Mainpiston: Do what the SPOOKy men say. 7/7
« Reply #89 on: June 07, 2016, 04:24:01 pm »

"Nikolai wants to serve his country, blin. But parachutes are important, yes."

In, but parachutes are wanted.
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