((Works for me! Thank you!))
See if I can help Ohe re-negotiate the terms of our contract. Hope I don't make it worse.
"Hey. Hi. Hi. You guys want some help? I can shoot real straight. That's a nice plane you guys got there. I know a bit about daemons. Help reinforce the plane I bet. That's helpful right? Names Thaddeus. What's your guy's names?"
Sadly the rest of the crew has already sold the browning and parachutes and split, leaving all of you to your own devices.
An odd man with two kits in his hands approaches the plane after seeing the help wanted sign.
"Hey. I'm Damian. I fix people. And I'm good with daemons. You, with the head wound. You want it fixed? I'll do it for free if you all let me bunk here."
If Grue accepts, see if I can fix his wound. Or just tape something over it so it maintains a normal head shape.
((Fakedit: Dang it, Pan took my color.))
You would Fix Groo's gaping head wound, but Groo is completely ignoring you. You briefly wonder what amount of enter you would need to knock him out quickly. [doctor 4] While it's hard to read this anesthesiologist chart you reckon based off of his size and the fact that he's missing about half of his head that you would need a little less than a half tank of ether and oxygen to knock him out.
Upon hearing his name spoken by Varion, Groo shouts "Yay, friend!" and wraps him in a tight bear hug.
He completely fails to notice the person offering to fix his head wound.
Groo lumbers over to Varion and embraces him in a hug [intelligence 2] his two brain cells, still mourning the loss of their comrade fail to tell Groo's muscles to stop hugging and Groo [strength 6] [Varion strength 1] begins shouting about the wonders of friendship as Varion slowly suffocates under the hug.
Ohe just sits in the corner and wonders where everything went so wrong.
[Intelligence 5] You sit in the corner looking dejected, you ponder your life analyzing it and looking for what major mistake you made that caused you to become a legally blind, broke shroom addict. You're no psychologist but your pretty sure it was when you agreed to smuggle a shipment of shrooms into New York and ended up crashing into an abounded balloon observation platform. Somehow surviving this crash you were forced to consume about 75 pounds of shrooms when you ran out of emergency rations while waiting for rescue. That was bad trip. But you manage to not collapse to PTSD amazingly.
Put on parachute, go see what people would be willing to give for it then go comfort Ohe.
[Charisma 4]
"Parachutes for sale! get a high quality parachute for sale right here, right now, low prices, I'll also accept trades of machine guns of about .303 caliber." A man comes up and offers to buy the parachute for a .30 browning. He doesn't offer any ammo though.
You ask him to wait while you consider the offer and move on to comfort Ohe how is currently sobbing while remembering a traumatic event in his past. That seems very familiar for some reason.
[Charmisma 2] You attempt to comfort him saying that you know that things will work out eventually, but he just sobs ever harder completely ignoring your misplaced optimistic attitude. He doesn't look like he is overwhelmed by the Daemons of his past though so that's something. You would attempt to cheer him up more but you are suddenly engulfed in a bear hug by groo and begin suffocating.
Welp, welcome on.
"Thank you! Nikolai will make sure the rustbu- I mean airplane will not spontaniously tear itself apart, yes?"
Give the airplane a once-over, see if there's anything that really needs to be fixed.
[engineering 3] You aren't really sure as to whether anything major is wrong with the plane. It's probably because you were distracted by
Lennie Groo attempting to hug someone to death.
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