"It seems the accommodations don't take well to my girth. Well gents, off we go.
Renen, could you set up this remote portal controller somewhere close to this room? It's so that we can get out quickly if needed. Try to hide it as well as you can, just make sure that if the portal is activated it doesn't point to a wall or something."
Create a portal in front of me and step through it for a moment so that it takes the weight off of the floor (make sure the exit in the pocket dimension is in a regular room close to the floor). If any other fatasses want to stand in there as well for a second, let them.
Use 1 scout eye to scout beyond the hole in the ceiling, unless other people are going through it already this turn.
Give that cloaked remote portal device to Renen (or whoever eds up taking it). Scan around with cameyes, and assume Miya will be cycling through cameye modes continuously, as usual.
Alright, you create a portal to the fat dimension and hang around there before sending a scout eye straight up through the hole. You get a momentary look at the room, which appears to be another roughly cuboid rust rotten room with what looks like a pile of junk on one side, before the signal cuts and the drone falls back into the room in several pieces.
: Just don't leave anything you want in this room, cause they'll port it out every hour. :
: Anybody need a lift? Tell me when you're ready. :
I assume we have no idea what we're looking for or where it might be, right?
Check my radio and the camEyes radiation mode, just in case. If we're lucky, whatever we're looking for might be giving off a lot of radiation.
Check my magic eater too. Does it show any stronger reaction towards a specific side of the room (including top and bottom)? Or are we too bunched up to get a good reading?
You know you're looking for something glowing and probably that it will have lots of angry critters around it. Following the angry critters is probably a safe bet.
Hmm well there seems to be some radiation coming from up above, but there are scattered hot spots all over the place.
It shows no particular reaction, but then again it generally only reacts to rather overt things. At least in a visible way.
((Crap, never got to armory; my own slack fault. Hopefully my armor was fixed at some point.))
"May the light of Steve watch over us all in this dark and desolate place. Amen."
Overwatch. Say a quiet prayer; can the gods be felt here?
We'll assume it was.
You wait in the fat dimension, praying. It feels...like there is another presence here. Something is leering down at you from a great distance.
Activate flight, activate standard paranoia. Give Renen a lift in case it's necessary, though it's likely he'll just walk on the walls to avoid falling.
You hover in place and nervously look around.
Ok.
Get the remote. Hide it within my shade cloak. Get away of the place all the giant and big robots are standing. Look around and try to find a good place to create the portal. Watch out for any possible problem.
I'm gonna have you place the thing wedged into a corner in the ceiling.
"Yo, Comrade, give me a hand here."
Have Comrade Dimitri give me hand so we can both float off of the ground. Look around to see if there's anything worth noting about the walls.
Comrade picks you up by the waist and you two float around the room looking at the walls. They're badly rusted and corroded but you can't tell by what. It looks strange, it doesn't look like the corrosion you're used to seeing. Something is off about it.