[BRANCHING FUCKERY]
"Those pods look interesting."
How big are the pods? Can we steal chunks of those with a Matter Saver? Do that if yes. Preferably an integral-looking part.
Then also steal a chunk of the robust-looking goo things. Do matter-saving bucket runs to Auron's dimension of fun and games.
You could steal an entire pod if you have anything but the smallest matter saver cartridge; each pod is about the size of a man, like a big metal easter egg filled with goo that wants to kill you. We'll assume you get a pod and all the goo on it.
Gotta say, you guys are very calm for standing around in front of something that keeps spawning stronger and stronger enemies.
[Branching Fuckery]
Bling.
Try to fix that.
[5] Spoil sport. Fine, you reverse your crystalline brain damage and gain back the power of speech. I'm sure you will now go on a whirlwind tour of college graduations and self help seminars, giving inspirational speeches about overcoming adversity and your own very stupid ideas.
[BRANCHINGFUCKERY]
"Woah! Fuck yeah! We did it!" Christopher says, punching the air and looking nearly responsible enough to hold a firearm safely.
Cover my allies, look for more things to steal. Will do statpoint in a sec.
Well you point your gun down at your allies. Not sure what bullet you have loaded. Better home it's not another one of them black shells or we're gonna be down a few more guys. As per things to steal, thats a good question. Depends on what you consider worth stealing. Aurons already grabbed a fair share of lattice and every kind of amoeba has been captured like we're playing Pokemon or something. You could try and steal that big glow'n thing, but that would involve going down to where the rest of the team is and being a very poor...uh...coverer? You tap the front of your helmet with the barrel of the arranger. What is the correct word for that? Teammate is too vague...Assistant? No that just makes it seem like you're gonna do his typing...
[Branching fuckery]
Steal the entire glowy apartment and eject into my pocket dimension in as many pieces as necessary.
also use my hardlight projector and hydra to make a special walled off corner for it in my pocket dimension seperate from harry's amoeba generators.
Alright, well the dice say you do that so...well you tear the glowing thing apart piece by piece until there is nothing left. The pods that are releasing the amoebas stop working and everything goes quiet.
TECHNOHELL
Venture into vault door corridor with some drones.
You walk into the vault door corridor and are immediately pinned to the ceiling by the massive flow of super heated steam. You're not hurt but it is awfully hard to do anything like this.
[TECHNOHELL]
"I'm way too fat for this. Might have to start exploring on foot soon. Either that or kool-aid through walls."
I'm too big to fit through the tunnel. So laser the vault door off the wall then grappling hook it over to me then cameyes what was behind it.
Accept some of Konrad's drones to carry.
...Ok. You cut a hole in both the wall directly in front of you and the one with the vault door behind it. Then you drag them both out, with doris all jammed up in the wreckage as well. Slight problem is that there is still a massive torrent of steam pouring out of that area and now there's no tunnel. You attempt to grapple over but when you shoot the grapple it hits the steam and just flies upward. And you, with the surface area of a small home, would probably go flying the instant you stepped into that sauna-wind tunnel thing.
[TECHNOHELL]
Waiting in the shuttle for transport to somewhere productive to be.
I don't think anyone is gonna do that for you, friend.
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