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Author Topic: Roll for the User above you: If you feel like it !  (Read 11709 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll for the User above you: Let's get the ball rollin'
« Reply #90 on: July 20, 2016, 04:01:44 pm »
Quote from: MidnightJaguar on July 19, 2016, 11:33:38 pm
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You advertise the petition well but no one seems to care about outlawing spiders.

Break Yoink out of Jail.
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[5] Rather than physically breaking Yoink out of jail, you decide to enroll in one of the nation's top legal schools. After several years of training, you emerge as a top-class professional lawyer; you easily clear Yoink of the still-ambiguous charges laid against him.

Try to get the tourism bureau to help me out. More people will visit Australia if it's not infested with poisonous spiders, right?

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« Reply #91 on: July 20, 2016, 06:57:54 pm »
[5] You successfully remove the giant, poisonous spiders that are every where in Australia, thereby increasing the amount of tourism in and out, making it a very rich country, Indeed.

Go to America, join a gang.

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« Reply #92 on: July 20, 2016, 09:31:39 pm »
[2] Unfortunately, you miss your flight by an hour ! You are still stranded wherever you where.

Awaken my RTDs.

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« Reply #93 on: July 20, 2016, 09:37:49 pm »
[4] You succeed in awakening your RTDs, whatever that means, but get the strange feeling you could have done better...

Get on another flight to America.

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« Reply #94 on: July 20, 2016, 09:53:56 pm »
[3] In extremis, you manage to get another flight for America. But as the flight was full, you were placed in sub-economic class.

It was the worst flight you ever had, and would sue this strange company if you could. But at least, you are now in America !

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« Reply #95 on: July 20, 2016, 11:17:33 pm »
Quote from: Nakéen on July 20, 2016, 09:53:56 pm
[3] In extremis, you manage to get another flight for America. But as the flight was full, you were placed in sub-economic class.

It was the worst flight you ever had, and would sue this strange company if you could. But at least, you are now in America !

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Even the topic's creator isn't immune to forgetfulness, apparently. :P

In lieu of a roll, I'll fix the status spoiler's formatting.

Put the RTDs back to sleep.
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« Reply #96 on: July 22, 2016, 10:28:59 am »
[6]

You lull the RTD's back to sleep so well that there a now no active RTD games anywhere on the internet….wait.

Use my lawyer skills to make vast sums of money.



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23:31:46 <pancaeks> "Today on mystery science with the eggheads: we created these sentient crystal people, now we're going to find out if they explode!"

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« Reply #97 on: July 22, 2016, 06:53:01 pm »
[1] While attempting to use your lawyer skills to earn large sums of money, you ended up in jail! Luckily they won't take away your lawyer license.

Create a gang.

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The internet: Lacking RTDS. With all of the paradoxes that would bring.
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Australia: An increasingly popular tourist destination. No longer filled with spiders. Current spawn point.
America: Unchanged from real-world America.

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Yoink: Cleared of all charges
Elephant Parade: Has successfully outlawed spiders
MidnightJaguar: A very good lawyer. In jail.
chaotic skies: In America.
Nakeen: Has awakened RTDs.
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« Reply #98 on: July 23, 2016, 09:50:43 am »
[3]
You create a mildly threatening gang.

Renact the Shawshank Redemption and break out.

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« Reply #99 on: July 26, 2016, 04:41:41 am »
[3] You barely remember the accurate doings of the movie, and stumble at a critical point of your break out. You manage to break out of cell, but are still inside the prison. It's a half-break out.

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Even the topic's creator isn't immune to forgetfulness, apparently. :P
Shame on me !

Attempt to remove shame of me, and cure my forgetfulness. No. Cure everyone's forgetfulness !

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« Reply #100 on: August 01, 2016, 01:03:04 am »
[5] Great job, now...
get revived, i dont like being Dogbone
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« Reply #101 on: September 05, 2016, 07:00:03 am »
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[5] Great job, now...
get revived, i dont like being Dogbone
[3] You manage to become a ghost, at least. Ooo. Spooky.

Celebrate my freedom by going on a bender suing the shit out of the gub'mint for wrongly imprisoning me!
Hire... wait, MidnightJaguar's still in jail? Bugger. Just, uh, go on a bender instead.

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« Reply #102 on: September 28, 2016, 10:51:17 pm »
[5] You go on a rather mind-bending bender, managing to consume enough alcohol to out-drink a 300 pound Scottish man, and then going on to pick up a few hookers. What happened from there is all a blur; somewhere along the line you ended up $500,000 richer though, so who's going to complain? Except for the killer headache from all that drinking.

Begin making my gang more threatening and using them to collect money. Don't be a dick about it though; only kill innocent people if absolutely necessary.

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« Reply #103 on: September 30, 2016, 04:02:21 am »
Quote from: chaotic skies on September 28, 2016, 10:51:17 pm
Begin making my gang more threatening and using them to collect money. Don't be a dick about it though; only kill innocent people if absolutely necessary.

[5] Through a training from hell montage taken from a forbidden kung-fu movie you turn your gang into a force to be reckoned with. You also spend some of your savings on a whole new uniform, with spikes, kevlar and skull masks bought at the local pseudo grocery. Mmh... you should give your gang a name !

Anyway they end up so threatening and deadly that you collect more money than you hoped for... Because you scared off all the gangs and criminals of the city ! Citizens are throwing moneys at you for restoring order in the streets.

Hey, aren't you turning into a vigilante group ?

In my dark abode, I send the ancient warmachines known as RTDs [Reality&Time Destroyers®] to do charity work in Antarctic.

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« Reply #104 on: October 09, 2016, 02:05:26 pm »
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In my dark abode, I send the ancient warmachines known as RTDs [Reality&Time Destroyers®] to do charity work in Antarctic.

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Apparently, these RTD's were also slept out of existence by Elephant Parade. Oh well. Furthermore, Your dark abode is really dark, and you get lost and stub your toe.

Become a God smith.


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