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[crazyabe]

(1) You are a Stray Rabid Cat.


I Beat MoonyTheStrayRabidCat With a BIG Stick.

[Nakéen]

[5] Big Sticks are as effective as ever ! You beat it so hard it turns into a xx!!Stray Rabid Cat!!xx.

Do the only logical thing : become a Teaman, a hero controlling the power of Tea to bring justice to the world !

[crazyabe]

(6) After a Few days You are Beaten to a Bloody Pulp by The Super Villain T-Man Who is Really Pissed off at you for ruining his Perfect Record of Villainy!


I Attempt to Become Baseball-man, The Hero that beats people with a Baseball Bat!

[MoonyTheHuman]

(1) You become corgi man, resurrect me, and turn me into a corgi before the villains club eats you alive.

[Elephant Parade]

Wow, MoonyTheHuman sure has been getting a lot of malicious rolls! I wonder just how many—

[1][1][1][1][1][1][1][6][6][6][1]

hmm

(1/3)^11 chance of rolling only ones and sixes across eleven rolls

hmmmmmm

0.000564502% chance

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

1/177147 chance

*polite cough*

Also, you forgot to post an action.

Divide into a full human being.

[MoonyTheHuman]

4. Action will be added when I know what you mean
I wish to become a anthromorphic corgi

[Elephant Parade]

I had turned into a cell or something.

[1] You become a dog bone. A corgi is chewing on you; you are in immense pain.

Become a conjurer.

[MoonyTheHuman]

I wish to become a corgi. You are a human, as stated by 3.
5 Success, make me a anthromorphic corgi

[Nakéen]

[2] Elephant Parade tries as best as he can, but to no avail. He is just a mere human, he can't become a Conjurer !

Fight back T-man, that vile impostor ! The only true Teaman shall prevail !

[Elephant Parade]

[2] Elephant Parade tries as best as he can, but to no avail. He is just a mere human, he can't become a Conjurer !

Fight back T-man, that vile impostor ! The only true Teaman shall prevail !

[1] T-man kills you and absorbs your soul, becoming Tea-Man, the true hero of caffeinated drinks.

Stop being a mere human.

[Nakéen]

[5] You reject your banality and humanity, turning into... what you wished for, a Conjurer, whatever it may be !

I write a comic book about the adventures of Teaman, and his eternal struggle against his archenemy T-man.

[Yoink]

[5] Your comic is a smash hit, with excellent artwork, story and dialogue.
Somehow you single-handedly reinvigorate the genre of superhero comics. Image Comics (the best comic publisher) offers you a contract.

Using the momentum from so recently being struck by the time-bandwagon, propel myself through the air and into the atmosphere, entering an ultra-fast, counter-clockwise orbit around the planet. Rotate the globe and travel back in time Superman-style, to the perfect moment for my mangled body to land on my past self and knock him safely  out of the path of the bandwagon that's about to mow him down.    

[Elephant Parade]

[3] You travel back in time the exact amount of time you spent circling the globe; you're right back where you started.

Finally fix the earth's tides by conjuring a new moon.

[Atian the Elephantman God]

[2]You conjure a new moon but it decides to crash into Earth's moon causing meteors from the collision to fall down towards Earth.

Be the first man to land on this new moon

[Nakéen]

[2] Joke on you ! The Moon lands on you !

I write the last volume of the Adventures of Teaman: the Death of Teaman. (based on a true story)