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[SOLDIER First]

someone kill me btw

[Shadestyle]

((Post a sheet, Nobody will know, i'll just kinda slip it in there. shhhhh

[SOLDIER First]

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[Haggling]
                              [Loves a Bargain]
[Connections - Lounge Hunks]           
                              [An Eye For Value]
[SSIT]

Non-Statistic Information
Name: Evelyn Tuesday
Age: 28

Gender: Female
Sex: Female

Description: Evelyn is by no means an unfit woman, though her impressive musculature is generally put to use slamming on counters and posturing while she attempts to purchase a 1,500 credit map for 10. To accent these useful muscles and her Surpsingly Successful Intimidation Tactics she wears a tight-fitting tank top and black vest, exposing her arms. Her legs are also covered not, as her shorts end at the thighs. At 5'6" she can definitely use the height her boots provide.

Evelyn will literally attempt to haggle the price of anything you can reasonably purchase, rent, or sell. The scrapheap of a ship that barely costs more than a full meal at a nice restaurant? Yeah. The same full meal at the restaurant immediately after buying said ship? You got it. An hour with those hunks at the lounge? ...Well, she might haggle that up a little. Evelyn knows how to treat her boys. In short, she'd be offered all the gold in the world for five credits... and try to finagle it down to three.

"Why is her name Tuesday?" you might ask. It's her favorite day, so she changed it. "Why is Tuesday her favorite day?" you might ask. Because Reinhardt mainstages on Tuesdays. "Who's Reinhardt and why is him mainstaging on Tuesdays so special?" you might ask. Because The Lounge is the best goddamn lounge in the whole goddamn sector and Reinhardt is the best goddamn dancer there.

Inventory:
- A lot of fucking money
- Muscles
- One (1) voucher for a free hour with those hunks at The Lounge (courtest of Reinhardt)

[Sl4cker]

>muscle
"FUCKING DUEL ME"

[SOLDIER First]

"All right, tough guy! What's your wager? Fifty credits? A hundred?
Or maybe something... else?"

[Sl4cker]

"GLORY OR DEATH"

[SOLDIER First]

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal, big boy."

[Sl4cker]

"YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS ILLEGAL
BEING A PIRATE
BEATING UP MARINES
AND YOUR FUCKING FACE"

[SOLDIER First]

"I'm not a pirate, I'm a merchant who happens to travel and live with pirates.
I don't beat up anyone that doesn't deserve it.
"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Guhuhuhu! The Marines don't care if ye don't consider yerself a pirate, lass! Ye travel with 'em, and ye might as well be one to those cheeky bastards!"

now

for more relevant things

[SOLDIER First]

>roleplays in ooc thread after other people do it
>more relevant things

[BlitzDungeoneer]

*throws SB out*

now

more relevant things

[SOLDIER First]

like me

[BlitzDungeoneer]

no

like the fact that we have at least 2 usopps

[Sl4cker]

how many training montages would i need if i want mavare to split a planet in two