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Re: You are User: technicallyAdventurer
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2016, 01:59:36 pm »

Pull lever
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2016, 06:04:45 pm »

Be urist mcsuicidal and not pull it
 PUSH THE BUTTON
MAKE MAGMA
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PULL THE LEVER

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Pull switch.
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 You try to fire the gun, despite the fact you already know it's not loaded. You question why you mounted a .127 millimeter Browning Machine Gun to your wall if you don't even know how to reload it.



Be the other guy

>You are Stirk. You are in your house.
>You see technicallyAdventurer outside your door.
>You like guns.


 What will you do?
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2016, 06:10:37 pm »

Change avatar to another girl with a gun.
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2016, 06:16:38 pm »

Punch tech in face, steal gun, try and shoot tech, realise gun is not loaded, be sad.
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2016, 06:31:48 pm »

Summon tank, be panzerwaffen.
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2016, 06:45:07 pm »

Argue the morality of killing mortals as a god
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2016, 07:03:18 pm »

Change avatar to another girl with a gun.
Summon tank, be panzerwaffen.



 This is incredibly silly.
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2016, 10:30:05 pm »

>TA:Fire gun.

>Stirk:MECHA.
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2016, 10:36:40 pm »

ACTIVATE TACTICAL COGITATORS, then fire repetitively.

Also, have Kyoko Sakura sneak up on us or something.
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2016, 10:58:31 pm »

Vaporise the water with our gun (that fires lasers rather than shells because edited by 4Kids.)
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2016, 07:49:26 am »

Better idea Blow up the 4Kids HQ.
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2016, 08:13:49 am »

DER MENSCH IST BÖSE
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2016, 08:17:34 am »

Summon your guns. All of them. At once.
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2016, 01:58:09 pm »

Stirk:MECHA.


 You'd love to fight for the self-determination of the Chicano people, but right now you have a dastardly moon-logic puzzle to solve.

ACTIVATE TACTICAL COGITATORS, then fire repetitively.
Vaporise the water with our gun (that fires lasers rather than shells because edited by 4Kids.)
Better idea Blow up the 4Kids HQ.


 Somehow you have the bizarre feeling that this will cause a lot more collateral damage than you are okay with.

Summon your guns. All of them. At once.


 You can't! Your favorite weapon - Brown Millimeters - is mounted to technicallyAdventurer's wall!
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Re: You are User: Stirk
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2016, 02:06:50 pm »

DER MENSCH IST BÖSE
DER MENSCH MUSS BESSER UND BÖSER WERDEN

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