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[Sl4cker]

be a shrinking violet archetype
exist
not compliment him on his fashion choices the second she saw him

[SOLDIER First]

how is she to compliment his fashion choice
if every possible way to do that feels like a mistake

[Sl4cker]

"You have a nice hat"
"Thanks"

[SOLDIER First]

"You have a nice hat"
"Who are you? That's so weird. Go away."

"You have a nice hat"
"I hate this hat. My mom made me wear it. It sucks."

"You have a nice hat"
"You idiot, I'm cursed to die instantly whenever someone tells me I have a nice hat!"

"You have a nice hat"
[doesn't hear her] [yuzuki is forced to...... REPEAT HERSELF]

[IamanElfCollaborator]

[grabs yuzuki]
[puts next to kotaro and midori]
romance

[TheBiggerFish]

No ships for Kazane, huh?

[SOLDIER First]

But... She's so plain. Wouldn't it be better to keep her away from the attractive people..?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

but
imagine the interactions between kotaro and yuzuki

"u-um...."
"o-oh sorry"
"n-no i'm s-sorry"
"b-but you were going to s-sit there"
"n-no have it"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

then suddenly

"what a gloriously incandescent day it is today, wouldn't you three agree"

[SOLDIER First]

yeah but whereas kotaro will eventually grow out of it, yuzuki won't
she will be his quiet, apologetic, falsely well-endowed gf forever

then suddenly

"what a gloriously incandescent day it is today, wouldn't you three agree"

_{"I-It's raining... I mean.. sorry..."}

[IamanElfCollaborator]

he still has midori

[Twinwolf]

but
imagine the interactions between kotaro and yuzuki

"u-um...."
"o-oh sorry"
"n-no i'm s-sorry"
"b-but you were going to s-sit there"
"n-no have it"

*Midori drags them to a place with more open seats, and puts them on either side of her

[SOLDIER First]

but that's, like, a whole ONE HALF of his gfs who aren't fun to be around
he'd be better off with just midori.....

but
imagine the interactions between kotaro and yuzuki

"u-um...."
"o-oh sorry"
"n-no i'm s-sorry"
"b-but you were going to s-sit there"
"n-no have it"

*Midori drags them to a place with more open seats, and puts them on either side of her

"Sorry you had to go out of your way....."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

all dem waifus
shrinking violet waifu
or genki gril waifu

[SOLDIER First]