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[IamanElfCollaborator]

yes
now show that love by MAKING THAT GODDAMN SHEET

[SOLDIER First]

[continues stroking]
[removes one earbud]
did you hear something, thread-chan

[IamanElfCollaborator]

[continues stroking]
[removes one earbud]
did you hear something, thread-chan

yes
yes you did

[SOLDIER First]

[removes a second earbud]
[still has earbuds in] like the wind, calling to me

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Okay, now I've lost my temper. I tried, I honestly did.

Excuse me. I preemptively apologise for being a jackass.

SB, are you going to continue being a pain in the ass or are you going to submit a sheet? If you're not going to make one, please kindly go away until I'm done giving everyone's analysis so I can actually write the first plot, assign co-GM duties and do work on combat testing and NPCs already, given that half the characters need an NPC for them to actually start playing. You're holding literally everyone else bar Nakeen up, and I'm willing to wait a bit longer for him given he already HAS a sheet whereas you don't.

I'd normally be really happy to allow for shitposts but if everyone's waiting on you to do something and you're doing literally nothing but shitpost, I'd prefer you shitpost on a game that already has things going on.

Alternatively, if you are actually going to join the game, hurry the hell up, I'd rather not have to go through having to read through everyone's once and then yours at the end after having to type up a long  post about it; because, contrary to popular belief, it is genuinely hard to go through 10+ different sheets, pick out what's wrong, tell people to go fix it with a really, really long post about it and then have to do it again when everyone's fixed their sheets.

I actually DO have things to do apart from Accel World, such as running Trespassers and playing my own forum games and revising for shit, so I'd rather get this done and out of the way before the game ACTUALLY starts. If I can't, I may as well abandon it and piss everyone off for having actually worked on their sheets only for the game to be cancelled before it actually started.

-Rant Over-

[SOLDIER First]

I'm sorry.
Would you like me to explain to you how sometimes I can stare at the page for five minutes and be completely unable to force myself to write anything?
Do you want to hear that I haven't gotten a single thing written because I have writer's block, like I tell myself? Or that I'm too stupidly, irrationally afraid of doing something wrong that I can't start?
How I tell myself "Don't worry, you can start it tomorrow. You have a month to do it."

I'm SORRY I have whatever this is wrong with me.

SORRY. Fuck.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I'm sorry for being a jackass, SB, but I've given you two bloody weeks to do this. You've eaten up half the 'month' before the game starts and I have to start working on things.

So, I'll give you a time limit to help you along.

SB and anyone else who wants to write a sheet for this game has until 12 PM GMT on Friday the 27th to finish it. I'm going to analyse then, hell or high water, and if it's not in then, you can wait for it to be looked at, and it will likely not get looked at until I've already decided who's got a good sheet and who doesn't, as well as worked on everything else.

[SOLDIER First]

Spoiler: MOM (click to show/hide)

Name: Yuzuki Hikaru
Female
Age: Recently turned 16.
Appearance. Her VR Avatar is very similar in facial structure, but much taller, more well-built and with a much bigger bust.
Yuzuki is, as one might say, small. She doesn't talk very much, but when she does, she just _{seems to be sorry she even exists. Sorry..!} Her height (lack of it, really) and thin frame don't help matters very much. Possibly the worst of the bunch, though, is her propensity to believe that she's doing everything wrong. Even the slightest correction, comment, or criticism sets off a slew of apologizing the likes of which nobody has ever seen before on this Earth.
Other: [TBD?]

Spoiler: holy FUCK (click to show/hide)

Avatar Name: Reseda Advance
Type: Green (Defense Type)
Description: Reseda Advance appears to be about eight feet tall, with a very heavily built body. Every part of it is bulky, large, and the same greyish-green hue. The exceptions are small jewels around its joints and Resada Advance's rectangular visor, which are all a silvery grey.
Reseda Advance tends to walk in a slow, purposeful, intimidating fashion wherever it goes.

Stats
Level: 1
XP: 0/100
HP: 37. HP increases by [CON+Level].
Burst Points: 100

Parameters: 18/18
Strength: 5 [3]
Dexterity: 0
Agility: 2
Synergy: 0
Constitution: 6 [8]
Willpower: 5

Powers:

Armaments:
Reseda Gauntlet: A removeable gauntlet worn on Reseda Advance's left hand, the same color as its visor. Allows for punches that don't do as much damage as a Blue Avatar's, but can destroy shields or protective effects. STR damage.

Abilities:
Inexorable Strength: Reseda Gauntlet simply cannot be stopped. Halves all debuff times or, if they only last for one turn, halves their effects.

Moves:
Herbal Remedy: The power of Reseda comes in many forms. A unique ability that heals a flat 50% of all the health Reseda Advance has lost. Cooldown of 3 turns.
Unflinching Stride: A completely unstoppable movement towards the enemy, followed by a devastating punch. Ignores any debuffs or negative effects for one turn and then attacks the enemy with the Reseda Guantlet on the next, but Reseda Advance is unable to dodge any attacks that turn.

[Nakéen]

Alright. So Verdant Vanguard is relegated to the bin of memories [You will be missed Guraito].

I only have to choose between the two Yaki siblings.

Snow Mender to satisfy the shippers and the squishies and tanks alike that want dat sweet ass heal ?
Ebon Shadow to spit in the face of everyone's hopes and dreams ?

Well. The answer is crystal clear !

Ebon Shadow we go ! \o/

[TheBiggerFish]

But... We need healers.

[SOLDIER First]

healers are rare in brain burst

[TheBiggerFish]

Okay, but we need healers.

[SOLDIER First]

healers are rare in brain burst
because it's a fighting game
an MMO fighting game, sure, but it's a fighting game, and people go alone or in pairs (and sometimes larger groups)
if you lose the battle you'd just better hope you don't have ten or less BP and start another one

[Nakéen]

#Rebel Impulse

[SOLDIER First]

no like it's literally extremely, insanely rare to be a healer (and not just healing yourself)
as said on the wiki, TBF