Okay, now I've lost my temper. I tried, I honestly did.
Excuse me. I preemptively apologise for being a jackass.
SB, are you going to continue being a pain in the ass or are you going to submit a sheet? If you're not going to make one, please kindly go away until I'm done giving everyone's analysis so I can actually write the first plot, assign co-GM duties and do work on combat testing and NPCs already, given that half the characters need an NPC for them to actually start playing. You're holding literally everyone else bar Nakeen up, and I'm willing to wait a bit longer for him given he already HAS a sheet whereas you don't.
I'd normally be really happy to allow for shitposts but if everyone's waiting on you to do something and you're doing literally nothing but shitpost, I'd prefer you shitpost on a game that already has things going on.
Alternatively, if you are actually going to join the game, hurry the hell up, I'd rather not have to go through having to read through everyone's once and then yours at the end after having to type up a long post about it; because, contrary to popular belief, it is genuinely hard to go through 10+ different sheets, pick out what's wrong, tell people to go fix it with a really, really long post about it and then have to do it again when everyone's fixed their sheets.
I actually DO have things to do apart from Accel World, such as running Trespassers and playing my own forum games and revising for shit, so I'd rather get this done and out of the way before the game ACTUALLY starts. If I can't, I may as well abandon it and piss everyone off for having actually worked on their sheets only for the game to be cancelled before it actually started.
-Rant Over-