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[Dadamh]

quote:Originally posted by Tamren:
<STRONG>But I think by far the worst artifact I have seen someone post was a felsite thong. Thats right, a THONG, made of STONE.</STRONG>

That makes dwarf pants rock hard?

[Joseph Miles]

I just got a legendary gear from a possessed mechanic. The jerk canceled building some walls for my death chamber. I didn't even get a legendary mechanic out of it. I'm putting the gear to use for my death chamber, and he's going to be the test subject. I LOVE the irony  

[pancho]

*3600 Oaken Boat....awesome.

[ June 10, 2008: Message edited by: pancho ]

[Blue Eagle]

Nothing more needs to be said. God I love posting this.

[Pii]

Had to register just to show this. It doesn't even have a value at all.

[Dadamh]

quote:Originally posted by Pii:
<STRONG>Had to register just to show this. It doesn't even have a value at all.</STRONG>

I don't know your situation, but it probably does have a value.  Are you sure you have a recordkeeper/broker with the appraise skill?  Stuff won't list values otherwise.

[JujuBubu]

I had to ressurect this thread .. my dwarfs did it ..
a possessed clothier just produced

Sefolgismer "Entryumbral"  a cave spider silk sock worth 8800 dwarf bucks

This is a cave spider silk sock. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with
cave spider silk, hoary marmot leather and turtle shell. It is made from cave spider silk cloth.

[Boatmurderer]

That... is a very comfy looking sock. I'm sure it's a lot more comfortable than the felsite thong up there.

[J]

I have a stone bed in mine too.  I was kind of upset because it was built in a masons workshop instead of a carpenters shop and it must hurt to sleep on a bed that "menaces with spikes".

Gulnas Ziksis 'The Island of Splitting", a Diorite bed
This is a diorite bed.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is encrusted with Diorite, /decorated with turtle shell and encircled with bands of gabbro and larch.  This object menaces with spikes of Diorite.

On a related note I didn't know beds could be made of stone.

[GoreTaco]

I got a flint coffer encrusted with flint, menacing spikes of flint, and an image of dwarves in; yep you guessed it! Flint.

At least I got a lame-looking royal room out of it.

[Eater of Vermin]

"Daturenar Lathon Egdoth (Spireblue, the Myth of Bows)   $2400

This is a cedar amulet.  All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is encircled with bands of cedar."

It's just a bit of wood, fer chrissake!     No images, no spikes, not even a piece of string to hang it with! 

[J]

Hmmm my mechanic grabbed 2 stones, some leather, and some gems.  He is in a mechanics shop.  I wonder what he is going to make.

Wow my mechanic just made Vakis Thosbut "the lace of drills" a gabbro mechanisms (extra s?).

This is a gabbro mechanism.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is encrusted with gabbro and encircled with bands of gabbro.  This object meances with spikes of gabbro, dear leather, black zircon and nickel.

At the very least i can use it...

[J]

sorry for the double post.

[smeej]

""Siegelulled the Glee of Lucidities", a tower-cap scepter.

This is a tower-cap scepter. All craftdwarveship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with tower-cap and encircled with bands of tower-cap.

On the item is an image of Siegelulled the Glee of Lucidities the tower-cap scepter in tower-cap."

He made an epic scepter to commemorate the time he made an epic scepter!  What a lameass!

"Hey Flint, remember that time I made an awesome scepter?" "No?" *SMACK*

[Boatmurderer]

He "made" a stick, then praised himself for making the stick directly on the stick.

I make a wooden scepter every time I snap a dry branch off of a tree.